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Well, you probably can. I heard they're making money a different way now. But you know how idiots talk.I'd jump on all of those
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doubt food was reason why that place was visited.
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That's the only one I've been to... Was not impressed, must have gotten the b teamI was at the one on Broadway in Tucson
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maybe it was b cup day.That's the only one I've been to... Was not impressed, must have gotten the b team
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Ayyyyy, I lived in Tucson for a little over a decade; left a few years back to go back to the midwest. So, we're practically related.I was at the one on Broadway in Tucson
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In case these haven't been posted yet...
I was at a strip bar 2 nights ago, all the girls wandering around looking for $40 lap dances for one song were top notch, the girl on stage was flabby & boring... Paid $7.00 cover charge $7.50 for a shit beer, these people are seriously stuck in the 80's...
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Im not one for dancers/hookers but ive been to plenty of bars, most of the new girls look alright however once you can see a bit of age in their faces, you better run. Mate of mine got a girl he took to a bedroom, said she looked fine at first, he told me that when she got to the bathroom to take a shower, she took out her titty pads, her ass fell out of the pants and she even removed her wig.
He was drunk so he pounded it anyway.
He was drunk so he pounded it anyway.
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there's joke about that too: after woman puts wig etc in drawer and goes to bed and asks guy to join her guy asks drawer or bed.
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Most likely already know that:
A men stumble over bottle. He pick it up and a genie comes out, saying he will fulfil him one wish. He think a lot and then he tell the genie that he likes his wife very much, but she isn't that young anymore and if he could do something about that, so he would see her in another light.
The genie act immediately and granting the men his wish, making him 20 year older.
A men stumble over bottle. He pick it up and a genie comes out, saying he will fulfil him one wish. He think a lot and then he tell the genie that he likes his wife very much, but she isn't that young anymore and if he could do something about that, so he would see her in another light.
The genie act immediately and granting the men his wish, making him 20 year older.
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Damn! Reading all these titty bar horror stories makes me thankful for the Fox Box!
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and on 1 joke genie turns man to a tampon after he wants to get between pretty woman's legs.
lesson learned think carefully what you wish.
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I don't have any of those. But I can tell ya how to spot pickpockets at a titty bar:
Ya see, some of the guys are there to snatch watches...
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I gave you a haha but only because there is no groan...I don't have any of those. But I can tell ya how to spot pickpockets at a titty bar:
Ya see, some of the guys are there to snatch watches...
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There is the joke of locking a Marine in a room with 100 pound steel ball. One of three things will happen to the steel ball. It will either go missing, get broken or get pregnant. All jokes have a kernel of truth.maybe he had woman on every harbor.
no need to go to titty bars then.