Best girl?

  • Ann

    Votes: 5,793 25.5%
  • Vanessa

    Votes: 5,446 23.9%
  • Alex

    Votes: 3,261 14.3%
  • Emily

    Votes: 3,094 13.6%
  • Jenny

    Votes: 595 2.6%
  • Amber

    Votes: 219 1.0%
  • Merry

    Votes: 54 0.2%
  • Vanessa's Mom

    Votes: 2,031 8.9%
  • Fat Joe

    Votes: 2,257 9.9%

  • Total voters
    22,750

Aristos

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Joey will fuck your sister if he's on rival path, even if you object. He's no angel.

(he will also ask you to let him fool around with Ann even though he thinks she's your girlfriend, just to piss off his own girlfriend, Or at least that's his excuse. Again, hardly an action of a decent human being)
As for the first part, that was exactly our point. That kind of thing is why we argue that the rival path started and is written in a stupid way.

As for the second, even though that happened on every path, Joey would still be competing against Chris, the hobo, the bar customer, some more random sleazy dudes, and above all BEN. He can still be safely be given the award of "Most decent male character in Long Story Short."
Maybe Emily's ex-bf is also a decent guy who just made a mistake and pissed her off. Since I don't know him that well, Joey #1.
 

GetOutOfMyLab

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As for the first part, that was exactly our point. That kind of thing is why we argue that the rival path started and is written in a stupid way.

As for the second, even though that happened on every path, Joey would still be competing against Chris, the hobo, the bar customer, some more random sleazy dudes, and above all BEN. He can still be safely be given the award of "Most decent male character in Long Story Short."
Maybe Emily's ex-bf is also a decent guy who just made a mistake and pissed her off. Since I don't know him that well, Joey #1.
and let's not forget, when Joey asks if he can screw around a little with Ann, he offers to Ben that he can have fun with Vanessa, too. Unlike Chris, who wants to get your date's phone number and later on offers you some bar skank in return.
 

Joshy92

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and let's not forget, when Joey asks if he can screw around a little with Ann, he offers to Ben that he can have fun with Vanessa, too. Unlike Chris, who wants to get your date's phone number and later on offers you some bar skank in return.
That is true, but Joe doesn't realise I don't just want sex from Vanessa. I want the whole package.
 

Aristos

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Wasn't there a convo where she said something about STDs? I can't remember now if it was that she has had them, or she hasn't.
Oh she definitely has all of them, and she stays healthy because they all block one another.

mr-burns-door.gif
 

Pr0GamerJohnny

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Not gonna lie, I had to google that .
I even learned the technical term for that in my own language, so thanks a lot :KEK:
if it's germanic they probably smashed together small words to form a big compound like: RubberSuitProtectsPersonFromChemicals like "Chemikalienschutzgummianzug" :LOL:
how and what i have to do to fuck vanessa mom
Pretty sure it happens regardless of path no? I've always seen that scene on every save, assuming game goes late enough, which means Ann corruption path.
 

Eleanorduval

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if it's germanic they probably smashed together small words to form a big compound like: RubberSuitProtectsPersonFromChemicals like "Chemikalienschutzgummianzug" :LOL:

Pretty sure it happens regardless of path no? I've always seen that scene on every save, assuming game goes late enough, which means Ann corruption path.
my path end after alexis and jenny 2nd...i dunno which path i played,strangely very short.I need help
 

Aristos

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if it's germanic they probably smashed together small words to form a big compound like: RubberSuitProtectsPersonFromChemicals like "Chemikalienschutzgummianzug" :LOL:

Pretty sure it happens regardless of path no? I've always seen that scene on every save, assuming game goes late enough, which means Ann corruption path.
Nah, it's English. A portmanteau of hazardous materials.
But I liked your guess. I miss my years of learning German, it was funny :KEK:
 

Aristos

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Thank you to the Ann fan (I'm sure it was an Ann fan :BootyTime: ) who reported our posts which, jokes aside, were quite educational.
I guess the thread was too busy to have some fun. Dozens of people discussing the plot and the art, only to be interrupted by some troublemakers.
Keep up the deep gaming conversations as we won't interrupt you now.
 
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