Best girl?

  • Ann

    Votes: 4,197 26.3%
  • Vanessa

    Votes: 3,952 24.7%
  • Alex

    Votes: 2,277 14.2%
  • Emily

    Votes: 1,981 12.4%
  • Jenny

    Votes: 455 2.8%
  • Amber

    Votes: 145 0.9%
  • Merry

    Votes: 38 0.2%
  • Vanessa's Mom

    Votes: 1,373 8.6%
  • Fat Joe

    Votes: 1,563 9.8%

  • Total voters
    15,981

GetOutOfMyLab

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Is Chris Xander? Beady-eyed motherfucker now that I look at him...


Easily my least favorite scene of game: the druggie barfly (dont remember name or care). Not hot, not interesting, :sleep::sleep: coulda spent that dev time on a real character.
lol beady-eyed is exactly how I describe him. I think I've even used that exact term in this thread before, if not, at least on the discord :BootyTime:
 

Joshy92

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Chris isn't so bad.
He is probably just salty he only gets to have sex with Ann.

But I get to do all the good couple stuff with her.
 

Pr0GamerJohnny

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lol beady-eyed is exactly how I describe him. I think I've even used that exact term in this thread before, if not, at least on the discord :BootyTime:
It's a pretty good phrase for him. You know how they talk about some people having "kind eyes"? He's on the opposite end of that scale.

Though to his design's credit, he looks mean in the "I'll go behind your back and fuck your girl" mean, or "I'd undercut you at work for credit with the boss" mean, not "I'll beat you up because you looked at me wrong" mean. There's a smugness there, but it's not a working-class smugness, more like a summer in the Hamptons smugness.

It's true, who in their right mind fucks that girl from the bar who thinks she lives in a free use fantasy. That girl irl would bring a new pandemic :LOL:
perfectly put. She's seems like a living petri dish.

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Joshy92

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i hope yall make that hobo double wrap before he even looks at Ann. Otherwise the hobos likely to give you another special gift
He can't there isn't a pregnancy tag so I'm safe.
Unless you mean diseases. He can't give them either because he is just pixels.

Also the hobo isn't getting anywhere near Ann I think he was a plot device to show how dirty she could be.
 
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BlenderGuy

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He can't there isn't a pregnancy tag so I'm safe.
Unless you mean diseases. He can't give them either because he is just pixels.

Also the hobo isn't getting anywhere near Ann I think he was a plot device to show how dirty she could be.
The hobo was clearly introduced because the Dev knows how to fuck with me. He knows I'd back her onto the hobo's cock and tell her to say "cheese!"
 

MilesEdgeworth

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He can't there isn't a pregnancy tag so I'm safe.
Unless you mean diseases. He can't give them either because he is just pixels.

Also the hobo isn't getting anywhere near Ann I think he was a plot device to show how dirty she could be.
Using that reasoning, Ann is just a bunch of pixels, reasoning still stands. OP betta make sure hobos triple wrapped if he's playing cuck games with a hobo
 
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SlapE

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I agree with all the people who are firmly anti-hobo, if that hobo tries to touch any of the girls, I would swiftly proceed to take his head clean off with a sword or an axe of some kind.

The homeless trope in games with netorase/swinging has to be my least favorite trope of them all. Even more so than spineless cuck MC's. To me a perfect game in this genre is one with a MC who isn't a spineless manlet, that is void of any homeless people trying to creep on girls, and one that actually has some semblance of romance, and isn't just a sex simulator. Oh, and one that isn't hyper-focused on the BBC trope too, I don't mind it when it isn't overbearing, but some games go overboard.

Anyways, that's enough ranting, I'm excited for the update, I'll be patiently waiting. :)
 
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xapican

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I agree with all the people who are firmly anti-hobo, if that hobo tries to touch any of the girls, I would swiftly proceed to take his head clean off with a sword or an axe of some kind.

The homeless trope in games with netorase/swinging has to be my least favorite trope of them all. Even more so than spineless cuck MC's. To me a perfect game in this genre is one with a MC who isn't a spineless manlet, that is void of any homeless people trying to creep on girls, and one that actually has some semblance of romance, and isn't just a sex simulator. Oh, and one that isn't hyper-focused on the BBC trope too, I don't mind it when it isn't overbearing, but some games go overboard.

Anyways, that's enough ranting, I'm excited for the update, I'll be patiently waiting. :)
While I agree with you, I once had a convo with someone, and he told me tha for him the self humilation effect in having sex with a hobo was his turn on, by selfhumiliaton i mean the one from the Character in game ,not the one of the player, he said that it amps the submision of that character and that was sexy for him.
 

Joshy92

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I agree with all the people who are firmly anti-hobo, if that hobo tries to touch any of the girls, I would swiftly proceed to take his head clean off with a sword or an axe of some kind.

The homeless trope in games with netorase/swinging has to be my least favorite trope of them all. Even more so than spineless cuck MC's. To me a perfect game in this genre is one with a MC who isn't a spineless manlet, that is void of any homeless people trying to creep on girls, and one that actually has some semblance of romance, and isn't just a sex simulator. Oh, and one that isn't hyper-focused on the BBC trope too, I don't mind it when it isn't overbearing, but some games go overboard.

Anyways, that's enough ranting, I'm excited for the update, I'll be patiently waiting. :)
I want to find Ann a really good lover.
Someone who is better at sex than me. That's part of the netorase kink for me.

I think the Ann love route while sharing with Chris will have the romance you are looking for.
 
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