Did you really mean "it is"?
And yeah, I understand *this* side of your argument, if not some of the others. For lack of another cliché, I wish this game had a fairy-chan. Someone that could offer jokes, hints, and would be a method for programmer-kun to point the player in more desirable directions (see Long Live the Princess, Corrupted Kingdoms et al).
It's cute, has sexy-time-outside-main-plot potential, makes me feel less lonely, is helpful etc etc etc.
I know that I missed a lot of content. If MPP (my personal pixie) existed, she could have whipped her bazookas out, and said "If you wanna lick 'em, visit Elsewhere three times in a week" and job's a good'n!
Given all the magic abound, it's a slam-dunk AFAICS...