Others Completed Magical Angel Fairy Heart [v2024-09-15] [UMAI NEKO]

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kamikotosamao

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Look man , Life is a beautiful thing . You can do anything you want , get a career , fall in love , literally anything else , don't waste your time on this game. Now I admit in terms of animation this is one of the best H games of all time , don't play this fucking game though. Watch a gallery reupload , download a save , just don't play this cuz you're gonna have an absolutely miserable time. This game is competently put together , a lot of H devs making action games tend not to know how to program well and as such their games are kind of messes but atleast they're trying , this dev is an asshole on purpose. This man intentionally made this game as frustrating as possible .

Point 1 , your character
You're weak as shit. Unless you spend all your money on strength and stamina you're not gonna beat this game. Every move has so much commitment to it. You basically have to sit through the whole move everytime you tap a button and there's no canceling it , and the moves are so slow and weak. Your gun is basically chip damage that's easily negated by enemies just moving up and down and it doesn't even stun them . You dash attack and flip kick are only good for putting enemies into hitstun since it does crap damage . And while the slap combo is the most damaging and most consistent move you have if you miss or you're out of range of an enemy about to attack you you're a goner. ( Tip , hold up while tapping the button in the slap combo , trust me much better ) And worst of all you walk slower than a snail up and down. You can't dash up and down so enemies basically have fucking ultra instinct if they decide maybe left and right isn't a valid option anymore. Your hitbox is so precise too , if the enemy is slightly below or above you it won't count , even if you physically fucking see your hit go through him.

point 2 stages
The stages are way too fucking long. The first stage is aight , not too long not too short , but starting from stage 2 they DOUBLE the length and there ONE checkpoint in the middle. You can't even leave the stage and come back to the check point either. You wanna see the game over screen ? You know the H content you got the game for ? Too bad back to the start for you. The stages aren't even that special. It's a straight line with no obstacle or pick ups. That's right no pick ups in a fucking beat em up. No weapon to increase your range like a crowbar or sword in other games , or any fucking health pick ups which you'll need because of the length of the stages. it's boring as shit.

point 3 THE FUCKING ENEMIES
Hey dev , you know what a minor enemy is ? Cuz i don't think you do. A minor enemy is supposed to be a weak enemy you can dispose of quickly in large numbers that should die if you sneeze on them too hard and are mainly around to keep the player on edge. These enemies are not that. ALL OF THEM are basically better than you are besides health. ONE HIT FROM ANY ENEMY STUN LOCKS YOU . You get hit once and there's multiple enemies ? might as well reset , You're in the middle of your combo and an enemy is behind you or a few inches away from your slap hitbox ? might as well reset. ONE HIT SHOULD NOT FUCKING HALT ME. What's worse is later in the game they decide that basically stun locking you isn't enough so now they PUT YOU IN INSTANT KNOCKDOWN. One hit and your ass is face down on the floor ready to be raped. You now how to mash out , hope to god nothin does a scene with you ( they won't unless you want them to though ) cuz if they do you have to mash out of that back into to knock down for some reason , and then get back up and HOPE nothing hits you again. Cuz there's no get up invincibility. They can knock you back down immediately after get up . Did i also mention they can kick you while you're down ? It takes a bit but in a way it's fitting. But that's just the disadvantage state , let's get to neutral. They move up and down faster than you for some reason so they exploit your small as shit hitboxes , and they LOOOOOVE to find ways to not get hit. Moving around randomly , winding up so they dodge before they attack , the fucking bee enemies can't even get combod , they back up after 1 hit from anything. yeah that's right NO COMBOS IN A BEAT EM UP. And to top it all off they can move off screen . You combo them too far and they reach the edge ? Nope can't follow em. They move to the bottom of the screen AND YOU CAN STILL SEE THEM ON SCREEN ? Nope can't follow them there either. It's their little special zone where they make the rules and you can't hit them cuz they're too good for you i guess. And to top it all off you know how you got the game for porn ? HAH good luck cuz the enemies are also pussy shits. You're down on the floor and your Hp isn't 0 ? They smack you around and refuse to go into the animation . Your Hp is 0 and you're down ? NOPE they'll fucking dance around for 3 minutes for no god damn reason until they decide to do their job. This is even worse with bosses since the INFINITELY SPAWNING MINIONS take you before the boss and there's nothing you can do about it. You're stuck watching the minor enemy's H animation and not the boss's cuz the boss is currently pacing around the room .

Look I'm gonna be honest , in terms of H scenes this is a top 5 game for sure . For an H game for the gameplay though ? WORST GAME EVER. This is coming from someone who beat the game too. Atleast the games made in like 1 day are usually butt easy , I'd rather play those than this. Cuz you know what really kills a boner when I'm playing a game ? AN INTENSE URGE TO FUCKING TEAR OUT THE HEART OF THE GAME DEV AND SHOVE IT DOWN HIS SWEATY ASS.
Look pal, I get your point, but this game isn't hard at all...in fact, you can raise your stats all you want from the start, just mash the j key in-game and you can get infinite money...increase your mp an hp a lot, you can clear all enemies easily with the space key attack, and if you want to unlock cgs, the q and w keys causes self-damage, this is an h game so of course they won't focus too much on the gameplay and more on the h scenes, if you want a good gameplay, go play a normal beat'em up...
 
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La-Pucelle-27

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The soulful screams of a frustrated man.
I do believe that Sakura-R had better controls and was more fun than this game, but I¿m willing to give Umai Neko the benefit of the doubt since this was his first beat them up with vertical movement, instead of just from point A to point B, plus the gun increased its damage with DEX and had a bit of knockback that made you untouchable if the enemy tried to reach you. FUCK THOSE BEES ENEMIES THOUGH.

Thankfully Fairy Flower is shaping up to be better so far.

Also, Bro, if you played Youmu dungeon you would have had an aneurism, fuck that game shitty, unnecesarily over difficult platforming. Good porn though.
 

HornyJail

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Look pal, I get your point, but this game isn't hard at all...in fact, you can raise your stats all you want from the start, just mash the j key in-game and you can get infinite money...increase your mp an hp a lot, you can clear all enemies easily with the space key attack, and if you want to unlock cgs, the q and w keys causes self-damage, this is an h game so of course they won't focus too much on the gameplay and more on the h scenes, if you want a good gameplay, go play a normal beat'em up...
I get he wants to focus on porn but ffs it feels like he went out of his way for you to not have a good time. Even the real beat em ups at arcades designed to be brutally difficult are more fair than this. You basically have to cheat and get max stats to not bust a vein in frustration. Not to mention to my knowledge there's nothing to tell you about the infinite money and self harm. I pretty much stumbled upon self harm on accident while spamming buttons to see what things do. But yeah I don't see why H games can't atleast also be pleasant just as games without breaking the rules and giving yourself max stats. I mean if the game part is gonna be absolute shit might as well stick to being an animator , he's good at that.
 

HornyJail

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I do believe that Sakura-R had better controls and was more fun than this game, but I¿m willing to give Umai Neko the benefit of the doubt since this was his first beat them up with vertical movement, instead of just from point A to point B, plus the gun increased its damage with DEX and had a bit of knockback that made you untouchable if the enemy tried to reach you. FUCK THOSE BEES ENEMIES THOUGH.

Thankfully Fairy Flower is shaping up to be better so far.

Also, Bro, if you played Youmu dungeon you would have had an aneurism, fuck that game shitty, unnecesarily over difficult platforming. Good porn though.
I was actually planning to try sakura and youmu soon so I'll see if those are any better than this. But honestly I feel like the slow vertical speed is intentional as enemies move up and down WAY faster than you. and while upgrading the gun might make it more tolerable my main issue is you're committed to it after you press the button , so if they move vertically you're screwed because hitboxes are ass, and to my knowledge you can't cancel it.
 

kamikotosamao

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I do believe that Sakura-R had better controls and was more fun than this game, but I¿m willing to give Umai Neko the benefit of the doubt since this was his first beat them up with vertical movement, instead of just from point A to point B, plus the gun increased its damage with DEX and had a bit of knockback that made you untouchable if the enemy tried to reach you. FUCK THOSE BEES ENEMIES THOUGH.

Thankfully Fairy Flower is shaping up to be better so far.

Also, Bro, if you played Youmu dungeon you would have had an aneurism, fuck that game shitty, unnecesarily over difficult platforming. Good porn though.
Yeah man screw youmu dungeon, that game is nerve-wracking...still, I played a lot and couldn't get the 100% ending, I got stuck on 99,2% and didn't know what the hell to do anymore...
 
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La-Pucelle-27

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Yeah man screw youmu dungeon, that game is nerve-wracking...still, I played a lot and couldn't get the 100% ending, I got stuck on 99,2% and didn't know what the hell to do anymore...
Here hoping that the Reimu Dungeon Crawler game gets translated, or that the creator makes a new game, but with more forgiving (less bullshit) mechanics and gimmicks.
 
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You basically have to cheat and get max stats to not bust a vein in frustration.
No you don't. I managed to finish this game without cheating by raising physical attack damage only for the first 5 stages. Beyond that required a fair bit of grinding to raise HP and magic attack.
 
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Stm1234

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No you don't. I managed to finish this game without cheating by raising physical attack damage only for the first 5 stages. Beyond that required a fair bit of grinding to raise HP and magic attack.
You must be a god at games, then. I put myself through the pain of finishing this game 3 times with 100% gallery completion due to having to reinstall windows a couple times, not wanting to pussy out by downloading a save file.
And I have to say, this game is shit. This game is so shit, I had to cheese most enemies after stage 3 or 4.
The fucking rats that go spEEEEEn and combo you to your death, so you can only hit them by dashing into them? cheese
The enemies in the bloody train station that knock you down with their ultraspeed attack? cheese
The tentacle monsters that take out half your hp bar in one quick hit? cheese
the FUCKING BEES? beese
almost every single fucking boss? cheese

and i never used potions because i was already tired of grinding stats.
there is also no balancing in this game, you have quite a few moves iirc but all you'll ever use are dash and "slap+jump air kick" combo. even the gun is fucking pointless.
you get like 10 coins from the starting enemy, and 15 from the endgame enemies, which is absolute bullshit in a game that requires you to grind stats.
and don't get me started on your character having glass bones and becoming one with the floor if you get hit even once.

this game is like devil may cry 2, but 2d and with porn, but the gun was actually useful there.
 
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You must be a god at games, then.
No. I consider myself average at best. TBH I find Umai Neko's older game Sakura-R to be more difficult because it's a linear scroller, which IMO is less forgiving of input/timing mistakes.

And oh, the gun is useful against the bees and other monsters-- you have to raise its damage output and either increase your MP or spam potions. Use run and gun tactics to whittle down the monsters' HP.
 

usernamea

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You must be a god at games, then. I put myself through the pain of finishing this game 3 times
Honestly dude, you’d think that after three whole playthroughs you’d get the gimmick. This game is actually a cakewalk if you just spend all your points and money on lvling up strength. Like the character is so insanely op, your combo immediately puts them in hitstun then just knock them down with the up + z combo and catch them on their wake up. Rinse and repeat and you can essentially beat the whole game that way. The enemies are pretty ez to lead around since most of them aren’t that aggressive, just make sure they don't surround you and you just combo them all as a big group and clear stages ez. Legit the only parts that even require brain power are some bosses since they can armor through your attack. This is pretty easily circumvented by just starting with a dash attack, since that’ll always stun them and then getting enough hits of your combo to get the up+z. Probably the only stages that ever gave me trouble were the train stage, the bees and the final boss.
 

usernamea

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Plus I didn’t even mention you have a dp if you press space. The chun li spinning bird kick thing? Yeah, that’s fully invincible and it knocks enemies down. So just mash it whenever.

Got hit?
Mash.
Knocked down?
Mash on wakeup.

It’s super useful for knocking down groups of enemies safely, especially bosses. Once you’ve got them knocked down it’s just meaty, combo, knockdown, rinse and repeat.

There’s legit no downside to using it since you can’t even get punished for whiffing it. The only caveat is that it costs MP to use but you can use it several times without even needing to upgrade your MP plus your not really using it for anything else and since it regens you’ll almost never run out.
 

kokubososho

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Look man , Life is a beautiful thing . You can do anything you want , get a career , fall in love , literally anything else , don't waste your time on this game. Now I admit in terms of animation this is one of the best H games of all time , don't play this fucking game though. Watch a gallery reupload , download a save , just don't play this cuz you're gonna have an absolutely miserable time. This game is competently put together , a lot of H devs making action games tend not to know how to program well and as such their games are kind of messes but atleast they're trying , this dev is an asshole on purpose. This man intentionally made this game as frustrating as possible .

Point 1 , your character
You're weak as shit. Unless you spend all your money on strength and stamina you're not gonna beat this game. Every move has so much commitment to it. You basically have to sit through the whole move everytime you tap a button and there's no canceling it , and the moves are so slow and weak. Your gun is basically chip damage that's easily negated by enemies just moving up and down and it doesn't even stun them . You dash attack and flip kick are only good for putting enemies into hitstun since it does crap damage . And while the slap combo is the most damaging and most consistent move you have if you miss or you're out of range of an enemy about to attack you you're a goner. ( Tip , hold up while tapping the button in the slap combo , trust me much better ) And worst of all you walk slower than a snail up and down. You can't dash up and down so enemies basically have fucking ultra instinct if they decide maybe left and right isn't a valid option anymore. Your hitbox is so precise too , if the enemy is slightly below or above you it won't count , even if you physically fucking see your hit go through him.

point 2 stages
The stages are way too fucking long. The first stage is aight , not too long not too short , but starting from stage 2 they DOUBLE the length and there ONE checkpoint in the middle. You can't even leave the stage and come back to the check point either. You wanna see the game over screen ? You know the H content you got the game for ? Too bad back to the start for you. The stages aren't even that special. It's a straight line with no obstacle or pick ups. That's right no pick ups in a fucking beat em up. No weapon to increase your range like a crowbar or sword in other games , or any fucking health pick ups which you'll need because of the length of the stages. it's boring as shit.

point 3 THE FUCKING ENEMIES
Hey dev , you know what a minor enemy is ? Cuz i don't think you do. A minor enemy is supposed to be a weak enemy you can dispose of quickly in large numbers that should die if you sneeze on them too hard and are mainly around to keep the player on edge. These enemies are not that. ALL OF THEM are basically better than you are besides health. ONE HIT FROM ANY ENEMY STUN LOCKS YOU . You get hit once and there's multiple enemies ? might as well reset , You're in the middle of your combo and an enemy is behind you or a few inches away from your slap hitbox ? might as well reset. ONE HIT SHOULD NOT FUCKING HALT ME. What's worse is later in the game they decide that basically stun locking you isn't enough so now they PUT YOU IN INSTANT KNOCKDOWN. One hit and your ass is face down on the floor ready to be raped. You now how to mash out , hope to god nothin does a scene with you ( they won't unless you want them to though ) cuz if they do you have to mash out of that back into to knock down for some reason , and then get back up and HOPE nothing hits you again. Cuz there's no get up invincibility. They can knock you back down immediately after get up . Did i also mention they can kick you while you're down ? It takes a bit but in a way it's fitting. But that's just the disadvantage state , let's get to neutral. They move up and down faster than you for some reason so they exploit your small as shit hitboxes , and they LOOOOOVE to find ways to not get hit. Moving around randomly , winding up so they dodge before they attack , the fucking bee enemies can't even get combod , they back up after 1 hit from anything. yeah that's right NO COMBOS IN A BEAT EM UP. And to top it all off they can move off screen . You combo them too far and they reach the edge ? Nope can't follow em. They move to the bottom of the screen AND YOU CAN STILL SEE THEM ON SCREEN ? Nope can't follow them there either. It's their little special zone where they make the rules and you can't hit them cuz they're too good for you i guess. And to top it all off you know how you got the game for porn ? HAH good luck cuz the enemies are also pussy shits. You're down on the floor and your Hp isn't 0 ? They smack you around and refuse to go into the animation . Your Hp is 0 and you're down ? NOPE they'll fucking dance around for 3 minutes for no god damn reason until they decide to do their job. This is even worse with bosses since the INFINITELY SPAWNING MINIONS take you before the boss and there's nothing you can do about it. You're stuck watching the minor enemy's H animation and not the boss's cuz the boss is currently pacing around the room .

Look I'm gonna be honest , in terms of H scenes this is a top 5 game for sure . For an H game for the gameplay though ? WORST GAME EVER. This is coming from someone who beat the game too. Atleast the games made in like 1 day are usually butt easy , I'd rather play those than this. Cuz you know what really kills a boner when I'm playing a game ? AN INTENSE URGE TO FUCKING TEAR OUT THE HEART OF THE GAME DEV AND SHOVE IT DOWN HIS SWEATY ASS.
You're right...this game is pretty much dog shit in terms of game mechanics. The older ones were funner because you didn't need to line up vertically and because of that there were less enemies and less bullet sponges because of that. It doesn't even matter if the game is easy because that's besides the point. It's just not fun to play fairly. But yeah aside from the gameplay the game is dope.
 
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