Sofia takes a drunken bender down the shore with Xianne and they end up passed out in a small cove with her forearm up the latter's tushy. DMD's MC happens upon them while swimming back to shore from what has become his weekly quarter mile swim, but was pulled by a riptide and rode it northward until it relaxed enough for him to come back in. Exhausted, he half-comprehends the weird scene but also can't process anything clearly, so does a faceplant onto the shoreline and bubbles come out of his mouth as the tide barely reaches his lips every other wave.
Sofia wakes up and in trying to rub her head, happens to rouse Xianne because of the latter being wrapped around her hand. After extricating themselves from that situation, they slowly get their wits about what happened and then realize that a well-built man is sleeping at the edge of the waves nearby. Upon closer inspection, they see his ThunderStick™ clearly emerged - yet still flaccid - from under the inner thigh of his swimming trunks and cannot believe their eyes at the potential it represents.
Meanwhile, D is wondering where the MC has gone because he's rarely late for their recurring Saturday smash and brunch. Trying not to be too concerned, she gets back to engagingly sucking the second orgasm out of Martin while Georgina pegs him briskly, Elena and Jen looking on while grinding on each other with the help of a massive, double-headed dildo. This scene then gets a little crazy and everyone boozes it up when the local bartender arrives with not only his stock, but his nephew and their friends in tow.
We see DMD's MC slowly realizing that he's on his back, under a dusky sun and an equally dusky rose - it's Sofia's. The feeling he's experiencing elsewhere is a product of Xianne's professional knowhow, using both hands and mouth in ways he never knew was possible.
Cut to D, who wakes up Sunday morning amidst the afterbirth of their all-night orgy, wondering where her MC is in the piles of sleeping, semen-covered bodies strewn across her living room and kitchen ... then, we see the new girl and her mother moving in next door, their seeming dream beach house actually being a front for new identities provided by the Donutistan Witness Protection Program while they try and simulate the appearance of normal lives after testifying against the most notorious arms, drugs and slave smuggling leader in the west: Byron Nomenclature of the BordinslapXX gang.