guys please full save or various game play saves. thanks in advance
Ayudaaaa jajajja no le puedo ganar al birolo, creo que en la última actualización quitarlo el truco de saltar la pelea y no le puedo ganar usando las cartas .__. y necesito ganar esa pelea para avanzar con las otras historias.
TUTORIAL ON HOW TO WIN THE FIGHT AGAINST THE BIROLO (the crosseyed guy in the park who tries to rape the nurse)
- Do both boxing lessons to get the advanced cards.
- Edit your deck to have only: 1 PILEDRIVER (the one that destroys blocking and gives 1 damage); 3 ATTACKS (of the cheaper kind, i.e., the one that costs only 1 action point or AP, obviously); 1 BLOCK (idem; you may not even use it, but it can be useful as I'll explain later); this way, your hand will always be the same; other combinations may work, like having only two blocks -- I won with this combination the first time, but later, I noticed it was less effective; with my combo, you can loose but it's like 1 in 10, so you'll eventually win -- probably, the first try).
- Start by throwing 3 punches (attacks, 3 AP for 6 hit points or HP)
- After his attack, do this:
- If he's blocking, use the piledriver to break the block + 2 punches (3 AP for 5 HP); else
- If his health > 6 & < 11 AND yours < 7 HP, use 1 block & 2 punches (3 AP for 4 HP and 2 defense points; this will be the penultimate round, and you may not need it -- especially if you have more than 6 HP --, but, since you won't be able to defeat him this round, it's a good rule of thumb); else (after the EDIT)
- EDIT: even if he's < 11, he may block in what was supposed to be the last round; if he has exactly 6 HP, it will be impossible to win, and, thus, the safe way to proceed is 1 piledriver, 1 punch, & 1 block (you'll need another round anyway, which, even if he blocks again, he can be terminated the same way).
- Throw the 3 punches as usual.
I did a bunch of tests (didn't count but it felt like 10 or something) and only lost once (then, I did more tests and
couldn't manage to lose again only lost after a long stretch), thus, as I said, you'll eventually win, probably on the first try. His only chance is if he never blocks, which rarely happens (
and, even so, there may be a workaround but, since I couldn't reach this stage again, I couldn't test the solution, which probably is to start blocking earlier EDIT: if he manages to give you 6 HP blows in the 2 first rounds, making you end up with only 4 HP in the third, you're probably fucked; I don't know if there's a workaround for this, and, if it has, it will be with another deck that will probably fuck the strategy above, which, as I said, guarantee a victory almost always; though, if someone comes up with a better idea, I'm all ears).
EDIT: if someone thinks the algorithm above is too confusing,
the rule of thumb is "just throw punches (3) unless he's blocking; if so, break the block with the piledriver and throw more punches (2); repeat from the beginning until you win;" the blocking maneuver is just to guarantee more victories but, as I noted, it won't be necessary in most cases; just bother about it if you keep losing.
(If
BaasB or some other moderator wants to link my little tutorial to the main page, be my guest.)
(NOTE: this tutorial was made when the only upgrades available were two boxing lessons, which gives you the piledriver in the first, and the cheaper cards in the second; with further game updates and other cards available, other better strategies may appear, though this will always guarantee a victory with only two boxing lessons and with few tries, probably in the first, two if you're unlucky, and, in case you need three, go see a priest, a shaman, a druid, or whatever you believe, but you've been probably jinxed...)