acowasto

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The other day I went to a restaurant, asked for a burger. It came with the 2 normal sauces. Heinz Mayonnaise and Hellman's Ketchup.

No, you read right. Yes, yes, I am sure. Yes, I also thought it was a glitch in the Matrix. I kept expecting weird things all day... nothing else happened but it was a struggle to shake the feeling that I was in some Alternative Dimension.

I still feel weirded out when I think of it.

Peace :(
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If so, then I have to, sadly, inform you your guts are going to self-destruct.

What surprises me more is that you guys there eat Mayo. Don't you have better options? I think I tried a garlic sauce from there that was 100x better than mayo... Or am I wrong?

Peace :)
Well, to each thier own. If I have to pick between mayo, garlic sauce, ketchup and mustard, I'm going with mustard.
 

Satou Pendragon

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well, never eat Mayo in Germany they aren't too tasty, over here I do the taste is totally different (when I don't make it myself that is) even the Hellmans, tastes better, Confirmed that it also has a differnt taste than in US Oh and another thing is the Coke
much better over here.
Never had US Coke but everyone always tells me that it's horrible in comparison to others so I believe it
 

Elhemeer

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To be honest, strawberry may one of the less offending things that I've seen in a burger.

Went to a fancy burger place and one of the choices was a burger with tuna and anchovies. I almost threw up.

But a burger with side mushrooms, with chocolate covered peaches, with a fruit salad, and even weirder things have passed before my eyes to my great regret.

Compared to this an Hawaiian pizza is trivial. Once in Spain I was served a burger that wasn't only gigantic in width it was also covered in sauces that should never be near a burger. I ate it, but it was a torment and only after I removed the half a kilo of tomatoes and olives. It was a 2 hours affair. It took me a liter of beer to wash it all down. In a "American Style" burger joint I was served a "special" burger with the fries INSIDE it. Not that it wasn't tasty, but it made the whole affair unbalanced in taste.

A sliced strawberry on the side? Bah, you can chalk it down to plate decoration and you don't have to eat it. There are truly horrendous things out there...

Peace :(
We had a place here called ".burger" that specialized in heart-attack-inducing burgers. two of the featured items were "Grilled Cheeseburger" (two grilled cheese sandwiches as the "buns" for whatever type of burger you wanted) and the "Donut Burger" -- which is exactly what you think after reading the previous description -- with a variety of "bun" options.

All the burgers were hand-formed, 1/2lb. Didn't survive the shutdown though.
 

Trope95

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The sex part of the update was cool and all, but the *sexiest* part was the world-building. Hot damn.
I've been keeping it hidden for 15 chapters. I was eager (and scared) to tell (almost all) the truth to the MC.

Hey Trop, about the teaser of Martha/Emma lewds in the next chapter I was wondering if it was out of character for her being so nice and caring with his son before having the "hot potato" talk about Edmund calls that Mark hid from her. Dunno, if i was a woman freshly cheated and abandoned I will be very angry if I discover suddenly that my new lover is in contact with my ex husband. :unsure:

In general it was a good update: nice Daphne date, touching clone reunion, foreshadows of future explanations (Aaron i'm looking for you you old bastard with Mark face :ROFLMAO:) and relationships building with the new students. I am very interested in the future D&D game and if I can ask something I will much apreciate some flashback with the sisters of Amanda and Eva to show us the pain and sadness these clones had to endure before entering the family and finally live as girls instead of killing tools. Thank you
About Martha, you'll discover her real reasons to be "so nice" precisely that night.

About the flashbacks, I had something planned but, because of a couple of platforms' ToS, I had to scrap it. So no Fiona dying on screen, and no flashbacks of Eva and Amanda holding a weapon as kids. I have replaced it with something that can be even more touching.
 

Old Grumpy Wolf

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I've been keeping it hidden for 15 chapters. I was eager (and scared) to tell (almost all) the truth to the MC.


About Martha, you'll discover her real reasons to be "so nice" precisely that night.

About the flashbacks, I had something planned but, because of a couple of platforms' ToS, I had to scrap it. So no Fiona dying on screen, and no flashbacks of Eva and Amanda holding a weapon as kids. I have replaced it with something that can be even more touching.
Damn. I read Fiona as Daphne for a moment and I came unglued.
 

Rockero_69

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It wouldn't be too much trouble to ask you to implement the hide text button on the Android device or the Android gestures, for example, sliding up shows me a menu, sliding down hides the text for me on the left, it goes back for me on the right, it skips the text, thank you in advance and keep up the great work you do for the game
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The other day I went to a restaurant, asked for a burger. It came with the 2 normal sauces. Heinz Mayonnaise and Hellman's Ketchup.

No, you read right. Yes, yes, I am sure. Yes, I also thought it was a glitch in the Matrix. I kept expecting weird things all day... nothing else happened but it was a struggle to shake the feeling that I was in some Alternative Dimension.

I still feel weirded out when I think of it.

Peace :(
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Trope95

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one of the best stories on f95zone. I'm just missing a German translation ;)
Thanks, Armageddon! My German is only enough to ask for food, so I would need a volunteer.

Excellent have to say it louder EXCELLENT update it just keeps getting better

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Thanks, Wookie!

That's a lot of NTR:eek::ROFLMAO:
Great Update
Thanks, XV!

It wouldn't be too much trouble to ask you to implement the hide text button on the Android device or the Android gestures, for example, sliding up shows me a menu, sliding down hides the text for me on the left, it goes back for me on the right, it skips the text, thank you in advance and keep up the great work you do for the game
TropecitaGames
I think RiamMar said something about it, but at 2:00 AM, my brain is dead and I can't remember what he said.

Looks like TropecitaGames gonna bless us with Debbie in the next update, can't wait. :)
Btw, this update felt huge what were the numbers again?

Yeah, Debbie's conversation mentioned by Lisa will take place in the next update.
The update was:
27,215 words
1,863 dialogue lines
1,613 still images
21 animations (2,874 frames)
4,487 total renders
 

ThorinKing

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You can be sure if I ever return to the States I would eat a burger before what they call a paella there. I'm not a paella zealot (like a lot of Spaniards are) but I've seen truly horrendous things labeled as "paella". And the only asset I've seen for paella looks so wrong I don't know what one is it.
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The one on the right VAGUELY looks like a take on cioppino - maybe with all of the seafood that can be in either dish they figured "meh?".

Saffron is too expensive to do a paella justice here, though I had a couple of decent ones at a tapas place near Rice University - they also did this curried monkfish to die for. Since the saffron thing is out of the question, I do the "Acadian" version of paella: jambalaya. I know they aren't the same, but they share a similar concept and can both be very good when done properly.
In a "American Style" burger joint I was served a "special" burger with the fries INSIDE it. Not that it wasn't tasty, but it made the whole affair unbalanced in taste.
Haven't seen the fries done here (Texas, or anywhere I've traveled around the States - sounds Canadian :LOL:), but doing a burger with blue cheese inside, or grinding bacon into the meat, and putting cheddar inside, are a couple of variants I've done and enjoyed. Like many such things, you have to be careful with the proportions.
Yes, and soon you will see the "studendts " "take in MC's hammer" :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
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My daughter likes to put fries in her burger. I like ones that put an onion ring in it. Of course I like mayo on it, but that seems something that others don't like. I think it was a complaint in a movie, some Americans in Montreal complaining about mayo in their hamburger (The Whole Nine Yards I think).
Don't know if any holidays in August in the U.S., there is one in Ontario, Canada (and some of the other provinces).
Onion rings on a burger is a favorite and you can get them that way around here (SE Texas) at most places. I'm also a mustard (and ketchup) guy on a basic burger (or cheeseburger, or bacon cheeseburger, with or without onion rings and jalepeno slices), and will do other things on other kinds of burgers, but have never been a mayo fan, though it is a default at lots of places in the US.

And as for a "cook out" time, I used to throw a big pool/patio party each year on Labor Day Weekend (the "official unofficial end of Summer"). Labor Day in the US is the first Monday of September, so the last weekend can be the last couple days of August, or the first few days of September.
 
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