txe320
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I'm a simple man; me see Martha, me like a lot.Dude!!! Did you learn NOTHING from the World War Z-level mayhem earlier today???!!
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I'm a simple man; me see Martha, me like a lot.
Who says what now?that is too beautyfull to be HP ....
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Funny anecdote: A while back an old high school class mate posted a picture of one of his sons turning 17. And when I saw the picture there was a short but clear impulse in me that said "oh, he looks about the same age as me". Then I remembered the 30 year difference...
But it was interesting to realize that my mental age is 17 or thereabout.
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Could have been worse, could have thought the son looked just like you did at his age...
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And finally, THE day has come! (and let me tell you, the day was not the only thing that came....)
It tasted ALMOST as good as I imagine Martha tastes........
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It tasted ALMOST as good as I imagine Martha tastes........
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Pineapple, peanuts, and the-worst-looking-banana-in-story? Interesting combination.
At least it doesn't have ham, the worst topping in Hawaiian pizza.
Did you add the peanuts before or after baking it? Are they raw or toasted? Salty or natural?
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What's wrong with the banana (everyone's a critic...)?Pineapple, peanuts, and the-worst-looking-banana-in-story? Interesting combination.
At least it doesn't have ham, the worst topping in Hawaiian pizza.
Did you add the peanuts before or after baking it? Are they raw or toasted? Salty or natural?
No ham, just chicken
Peanuts are added after, roasted and salted
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I know this feeling.
I talked to my wife about an older man I met in the store. She: „How old was he?“ Me: „Middle to end 40.“ She: „Older man? He is about 15 years younger than you!“
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Perhaps it's the image or the shadows, but the rim of the banana slices looks too dry in comparison to the juicy center.
No, you pervs! I'm talking about a banana (fruit, you pervs!!!), not about some other things with juicy centers!
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Yeah, should have added them a little later but it takes like 2-3 minutes for the pizza to be done so there's not much time
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If this is what Martha tastes like, you can keep her.
in all seriousness good job.
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My god, what my italian eyes have to see (and read) these days...
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Do like Valencians do with the paella. They say that what we do outside Valencia isn't paella but "rice with things". You can think what HP does isn't pizza but "pseudo-Italian toast with things"My god, what my italian eyes have to see (and read) these days...
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You underestimate my love for Nora.And what about if that's what Nora tastes like?
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Btw, and at risk of being banned: I would gladly taste HP's thing (the round one with pineapple and peanuts he photographed AND posted on this thread an hour and a half ago, you pervs! Edit: Don't edit your post, HP!).Do like Valencians do with the paella. They say that what we do outside Valencia isn't paella but "rice with things". You can think what HP does isn't pizza but "pseudo-Italian toast with things"
You can't criticize a dish if you haven't tasted it. And maybe I will discover my new favorite pizza toppings. If it's HP's, or the pizza I will get in the first trattoria I found to get that taste out of my mouth, is a mystery.