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jI11jaCksjAkk

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I'm at the Scarlett Dinner Date and it begins nicely with flowers and chocolate but then, for some reason, the MC Becomes A Dick and begins Making Fun and Putting Down the Delicious Spaghetti She put together.

WHO in the F*K does that on a First Date and expect the Girl to be Okay with it???

Here's some Sample of what this IDIOT MC says

"It doesn't look that bad. It just looks...Different"
"Shall we dare?"
"Scarlett says: Disgusting isn't it MC: I wouldn't go that far. Let's just say it narrowly exceeds the level of "edible"
Scarlett then suggests Ordering out for Pizza and the MC say "Yes Please" and they sit there waiting for Pizza (and I assume Scarlett is humilitated that whole time but this Dickhead MC is too Clueless that he caused it)

And Finally "The Spaghetti turned out as Hard as Hell....If that was your goal, you Succeeded" WTF!

I am hoping that lack of Tact or Cluelessness is not again to happen in Chapter 2 because that is VERY Bad and the way MC talked about her Cooking with the LEAST Possible Tact was Annoying and threw Me out of the scene. NO Girl would want to be with someone that does them and humilitates them.
What everybody else said, but with one addition: while the exact terms of frequency and severity vary between jurisdictions, older brothers are universally contractually obligated to tease younger sisters, regardless of appalachianal (intercoursarial) status.

And don't any of you disgusting perverts playing without the patch give me any lip. :LOL:
there are no girls who smoke as far as I remember. :)
Unless you are on the homicidal pyromania path. Then they all smoke. :eek:

Christ, that's dark. Even for a sick MF like me... :oops:
 

Trope95

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Christ man... so we shouldn't expect a second game then?
Why not? Smoking is what prevents me from committing some assassinations. :ROFLMAO:
But I think the joke was lost in translation. If I can smoke 10 or 12 packs between fucks... That's a lot of time. ;)

We've known about the negative effects of smoking since like the 60s bro... I know they have science in France too.
France?
 

TigerWolfe

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Why not? Smoking is what prevents me from committing some assassinations. :ROFLMAO:
But I think the joke was lost in translation. If I can smoke 10 or 12 packs between fucks... That's a lot of time. ;)


France?
The joke was lost in translation, or mostly just understanding, I for some reason despite knowing you were an older chap assumed you were having sessions like a young'un.

I'd still recommend curtailing I know cigarettes are still really popular in Europe, but the shit's really bad for ya. *end soap box*

I believe jpj is from France, if I've fucked that up and they aren't, I'll amend my original post to just say "Europe" instead of "France".
 

johnpouljones

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Why not? Smoking is what prevents me from committing some assassinations. :ROFLMAO:
But I think the joke was lost in translation. If I can smoke 10 or 12 packs between fucks... That's a lot of time. ;)
For me, the joke was legible. Maybe because I'm a smoker myself. My colleague has such a joke:
- What position do you like the most in sex?
- From behind.
- And why?
- Because I can smoke!
:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 

xapican

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But I think the joke was lost in translation. If I can smoke 10 or 12 packs between fucks... That's a lot of time. ;)
Sounds like the "Blind Tomcat" syndrome....(they haven't seen a pussy for a long time) (Loro ciego: hace tiempo que no ve una cotorra) :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:(not literally translated, changed so the meaning is understandable in english)
 
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