RPGM - My New Life: Revamp [v0.953] [Beggar of Net]

Perfect. This game is big. You can explore the entire life of the supernatual big penis main character, that of course gets to have sex with everyone in this game, so that includes almost every kink you could ask for, teachers, schoolgirls, doctors, nurses, police, youtube stars and fangirls, it is basicaly the dream life of most young adults, it is like one of the best porn you can get and, the art is perfect the dirty talk can be awesome, also if you keep playing you unlock more every single day, this game can literaly become a second life, you can spend hours running around in this town, it has lots of different types of people romantic storys, girlfriend stuff, or hardcore wrestling, gangster stuff, of course you get to do it with stepsister, like you can in almost every porn ever made, well the game also has some "gay" content if you are into men, if you are bisexual or gay... but stuff with men is rare, if you are into giant boobs this game is also a 10 / 10 play it, you like it, so this game and the spin off stay at home are 2 games i played a lot during lockdown, i kinda deleted the games ( they are very big ) after a while i wanted to play again, realized how much time it takes to unlock everything. This is the greatest problem and greatest strenght of the game. It is so fucking big. Maybe it should be 3 games and not one giant game. Maybe do season 1 season 2 and season 3, there is the mod scene viewer i did try it, that works, if you want to just get the scenes, also you can use one 100 % file if you do not mind the girls calling you with a name that is not your name, cheats seem to be the only way to change the name also you can not change the name of the girls, the art is awesome the sex has lots of positions and stuff you can unlock, it also has kinda every kind of woman you could ever ask for, this will cover all your sexual needs, this game is literaly like an entire life. It is a dream come true... the life most of us probably would want. So i can say the game is perfect. Would like a chapter select choice at the start but whatever. Also the game has f95zone in it, very deep, your sister is playing porn games inside the porn game you are playing, like a dream in a dream, it is kinda trippy, just imagine you play a porn game in this game a girl plays this game that you are playing right now. Paradox. So... 10 / 10

Just tried v0.92, was not even able to play 5 minutes because ton of bugs and missing files that halts the game. I even tried using some user created 'missing files' pack that didn't find every missing file. And looking at the changelog for 'bug fixes' didn't fix the bugs I incountered! [like incorrect icons/images in the menus, hell those first 5 minutes, opening menu I saw a few 'unlocked' icons/scenes that I have NOT even witness yet, as well as 3 of the 4 incorrectly showing another characters image/scene instead of their own]

Game is not even playable without a ton of community fixes.
And even with that you may end up stuck because of incompetence in the development

It was an ok concept, with some major bad taste's choices that you could try to forget and just consider the good parts, but there are limits.

Not even worth mentioning plot, characters and overall progression.

Ps: I just wanted to add - there is so much potential here. There's so much content, locked behind bad coding/game design. It's a long shot, but I hope all those issues will be adressed

Awesome scenes
Absolutly disgusting game realization with infinity count of bugs
The game not only breaks, but it is quite problematic to fix it, I could not figure out how to do it. In addition to crashes, often gui elements in sex scenes do not disappear after them, but continue to hang FOREVER.
The author of this game has no idea about the quality of the product, even the minimum

This game - is the worstes shit I ever seen

Terrible, do not waste your time.

1. Only good thing it has is decent story.
2. Very long missions that do not feel rewarding.
3. Mission chains are too long and convoluted. You have to do a lot of stuff in between.
4. Very little adult content that you have to grind a lot for a couple of animations.
5. Too many characters to keep track of and many stories that are intertwined. You can't choose to play the main story without playing the school side stories for every student.
6. Lastly, the bugs. So many bugs.

Review for My New Life v0.94:

The first thing I see when I look at the discussion on the latest update is that save games are broken. This game did nothing but piss me off with all of it's bugs to get to the end of the content in the previous update. Does the dev really think that players are willing to replay this entire buggy mess of a game for many hours just to see the content of this new update? Fuck that! I am out! The dev should change his name from "Beggar of Net" to "Bagger of Shit" because that's what this game is: a bag of shit... and I literally feel sorry for anyone that actually paid for it.

Review for My New Life v0.93:

I am approaching 500 games downloaded and played from F95 and this game might be the absolute worst so far. From what I can tell the game was bad to begin with, but it looks like the developer continues to create new content while also constantly breaking older content. This is hands-down the buggiest game I've ever played. Basically, new players are screwed.

If you are a new player of this game on F95, the first lie you will see is this:

Installation:
1. Extract and run.

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If you try that, you'll get nowhere because the game will crash all the time. You need to install a bugfix patch as well as a missing images patch just to play. Even then, the game will be unstable, and it will still be missing some images. You're already off to a bad start, but it gets worse. Getting through the game and seeing most of the content requires knowledge about doing things in the correct order. If you don't follow the walkthrough or do frequent reading of the discussion thread, you will likely hit a game-breaking bug that you may not be able to recover from without going back re-playing for many hours.

Also, be warned that all of the good ratings for this game are from players that admit to installing a cheat mod that allows them to get money and reset time to cut down on the insane grind as well as workaround bugs that aren't fixed in the unofficial bug patch. Note that playing with cheats also requires some knowledge of how and when to exploit the cheats.

Story: 3/5 - The story might be the only thing that's not terrible about his game. It's not great, and has a lot of adult game clichés. It's also crazy that almost everyone in the game is a criminal: thieves, rapists, extortionists, drug dealers, violent assaulters, and murderers.

Writing: 2.5/5 - It's below average, but not the worst, certainly not by F95 standards. Writing is a bit inconsistent making me think there were multiple translators and possibly multiple writers over time.

Renders: 2/5 - The renders suck. If you look at when the original abandoned game came out, it was 2016. The renders were below-average back then and a lot of content appears to be reused. The resolution is poor and the lighting and shading is terrible. At least the models are relatively pretty.

Animations: 2/5 - The animations suck, too. Some of the dancing animations are good in concept, but they're choppy and the resolution is poor. Oh, and animations are not skippable, so you have to watch these terrible animations for as long as the dev wants you to watch and sometimes it makes you want to stab a fork in your eyes, especially the animations with the floating dirty-talk text trying to make you think you're reading a comic-book.

Gameplay: 0/5 - Gameplay is the worst of the worst.

• There are artificial delays everywhere that make the game slow.
• The game is grindy as fuck.
• Nearly every task is designed so that it can't be completed for at least a full day, even when it could be something as simple as talking to an NPC, walking into the next room, picking up an item, then walking back and giving the item to the NPC.
• The user interface is garbage. The developer took the basic RPGM UI, which is already terrible, then added some custom interfaces that are actually worse. The quest system is terrible. It's called "Book of Faces" in a play on "Facebook", but it's so tedious and buggy, it should be called the "Bag of Feces". The minigames all have bugs in one way or another that make them difficult to play.

Content: 2/5 - Multiple reviewers have commented on how much content there is. Given that the game has actually been in development for 7 mother-effing-years, it's not at all impressive. The content itself is inconsistent in terms of being erotic. Some of it is almost good, but most of it is poor. But the worst part is that even some of the sex scenes are grindy.

Bugs: 0/5 - There is an unbelievable amount of bugs that will cause the game to crash, hang, or soft-lock, even with the third-party bugfixes installed. It's really easy to lock out a lot of content by doing something out of order. The game's code is obviously garbage and overall design and testing are nonexistent.

Overall: 1/5 - The 1990's called, they want their gameplay, resolution, graphics, and animation quality back, but they don't want the bugs because games with this many bugs didn't even exist back then. Basically, even if somebody who could actually code fixed all of the bugs, the game would still look and feel old and lame. The only way this game would be deserving of a good review is if it were completed 20 years ago.

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Previous review for 0.91:

This is the first time I've tried to play the game. No mods or cheats. Picture in your mind cockroaches and maggots swarming on a pile of feces, vomit, and rotten garbage and you'll have a pretty good idea of the ugly stinky buggy mess this game is. I only played for 20 minutes and I couldn't get anywhere without some bug causing the game to freeze, crash, or lock out the controls for the MC. If this is a "REVAMP", I'd hate to see what it was like before.

How has ANYONE gotten so far in this game? There is NO quest tracking, ZERO guidance on anything that occurs. Bugs, missing text for for Esc menu, and it is absolutely beyond LOUD even at 20% on everything.

Do not get this game if this is the REVAMP of an older work I cannot believe anyone could have made it through enough of 1 iteration to want it to be Remade! Terrible. Boring. Can't leave or enter areas without weird mouse movements, can't skip MINUTES long scenes that wind up being NOTHING at all. Bad. I would give it negative stars if I could.

TLDR: The game is total mess and the original game is 10x better than the revamp.

At the time of this review, the game is 7gb weight, you would think 7gb game would actually be good but this game prove you are wrong. It is not even a decent game in compared to A struggle with Sin, Peasant Quest, etc... Which are 5x less weight.

The game has huge conflict whether it is a story driven or sandbox game. I had random fun with one of the schoolgirl in the story with absolutely no context on why she does that whatsoever. That was in beginning of the game just fyi!

The dev went out of their way to create the most redundant UI system that I have ever seen in RPGM games. In other to access basic UI, you need to open your bag then go to essential item section to use your phone and click on your character name.

• From here there is almost no translation between Spanish and English
• You cannot traverse backward, you can only close your phone
• Hint on what you are supposed to do is in your profile page along with stats...Which you need access another layer

It is even more redundant if you consider the fact that you have to press W key to access fast travel along with your phone when you are outside of the house. In any other RPGM game, you would just right click, and all basic UI are there. Less effort, no redundancy and more in quality content.

The cherry on top is that the game is extremely buggy. It is so unbelievably bad that I have to check out this original game to see what the fudge is the improvement.

Honestly, OG is 10x better than revamp version in both content and gameplay wise. It also has less bug even when you don't play as a white knight to Sarah.

OG is more on RPGM element than whatever the hell is the revamp is atm. Item that you acquire in OG has a purpose unlike in Revamp which has no use.

The OG offers more content on main/side characters and better story writing. The revamp version somehow has less content on main/side characters and worse story!

• Remember your two cool buddy Marcus and Morgan? They are super losers in Revamp version.
• Remember how Amy calls you master? Well, you can dream about it in Revamp version because there is no way that happen.
• The story in OG is more believable than the revamp version. Cannot believe Revamp Morgan just let you rail his mom so he can be rapper! What is he going to rap about???
• The dad is actually on gangster level in OG while in Revamp he is on cuck boy level
• MC actually put up some fight in OG while in Revamp, MC just kiss the ground whenever he is in conflict with another dude, and he is more of a tattle tale.
• The dev thought his Revamp MC is more mature for some reason

Both games share some flaws:

• The UI is still clunky in OG but not on the level of revamp since the dev went out of his/her way to make it even more clunky and redundant.
• Cringe animation combine with worse music choice! I did not believe someone can make bad @ss Panda sound bad; I was wrong.
• There is no questlog whatsoever, good luck on remembers what you did or where you are in the story. Better finish the game in 1 sitting!
• Karma has no meaning and yet the dev still keeps it for some reason. There is no bad @ss MC path!

Overall, OG just better and I cannot see how the Revamp beat it in the next 3 years or before dev abandon the game again since a lot of bugfix on revamp right now is not from author.

Sad to see how a "revamp" is a "reforge"! Glad that the dude has 1k patreon at the time of this review too even though he revamps his first project which we all know there is 0% chance that it will be abandon again.

I tried really did, the game plot and everything is decent enough the renders and animations good, but this game has so many god damned game breaking bugs and glitches in it. i gave it a three for the animations and plot but the bugs made me uninstall it.

Been playing this game for years and thought its finally time i left a review

I'm a sandbox enjoyer, so the amount of freedom you have in this game to do basically whatever the fuck you want instantly was a huge PLUS for me.
The sheer amount of content this game has to offer is unmatched on this site.
Yes, the game can be a little buggy sometimes, but it has gotten far far better over the years. Yes, the render- and animation style is a little .... let's call it "choice", but the athmosphere this game creates alone is enough to carry that. Although the premise is a little far out there, the story is coherent, not rushed and just makes sense all around (unlike a lot of other games on this site).

Imo this game is one of the- if not THE best rpgm-sandbox game on this site 10/10
Although the releases have gotten slower lately, I still think it deserves 5 stars from me for the endless hours of having played and enjoyed the game over the years.

Version: v0.90 Pre alpha

TLDR of my opinion of this game: Wide as an ocean, deep as a puddle.

First of all, i have to give massive props for the dev, who created an absolute beast of a game FILLED with content. It takes some fucking time to get this much shit crammed into a an RPGM engine to the point of pushing the limits of this game engine.

There is so much content, scenes and girls in this game that it feels like 5~ game combined into one, yet i quickly learned that all of this shit is shallow. The girl have the bare minimum of personality so it doesnt feel like your just fucking a random girl and the scenes themselfs with the girl just start blending into each other, becoming same-ish across the board.

Another big minus is this game horrid stability. I already wrote that this game has massive amount of content, well the engine isnt handling that very well. You need to download a 3rd part bug fix, cheat engine and missing image folder. The fact that you need these three outside provided goods to EVEN hope of running this game, says a lot about its stability. So if you do intent to play this, i would highly recommend to save frequently and on many save files.

I dont know man, i dont i can recommend this game to you, despite the mass amount of content. Mainly because you cant really choose which content you want to experience, the game is VERY linear, you have to follow its pace, even if you dont want to experience a part of the game, you gotta and that is a buzzkill.

I dont recommend to play this, too bloated.

Used to play this game till early revamp days, love the amount of content it have. Decided to try v0.90 but can't even get past the intro... already tried the bugfix and missing images still didn't help

Slow , really slow. lot of Grinding in games is acceptable but when everything else is slow it is terrible. I don't know if it has been setup like that or is the game bugging out hard for me, often times nothing is happening, text(no text on screen, like in between text bars) or scenes are not advancing even if you start smashing keys. Content as such is good, but I would not replay it.

An amazing game with so many scenes it's hard to count. There's more than a dozen different girls with h-scenes to work on. Just the plot alone (I know, plot in an H-game) is worth it. The game starts out with your classic moving into your stepmother's house with her stepdaughter vibe but it progresses into a deep story line that can branch off in multiple directions. A lot of side quests and attributes to level up on that it took me weeks to finish it all. Best part is that the game is still being updated (as of making this post). Huge replayability factors in this game and one of my top 5 H-games.

So, this one was going for years, and I've played this one plenty in many different states. But main features remain the same.

+ There is a shitload of content, rare game has this much. I'd say it's a thick, tasty layer of lusty content,
+ Story is strange and not always likeable, but it is pretty solid and goes on pretty far.
+ Hordes of gurls to interact with, each has her own place and routine, so you can go and f*ck any of them if you have progressed far enough.
= Decent map, UI and whatever you may call interface features. Like, they are present and that's all you (do not) pay attention at.
= Art/models are very average, so are sex scenes with them. The quality was slightly improved at some point, but still feels significantly outdated.
= Hints/tasklist is ok for this engine, like, it could be much better, but in most cases this one is good enough to navigate through map/story.
- Shitload of bugs of any kind you can imagine, game crashes very easily, with a good chance to break your playthrough. Basically, revamp's aim was precisely that - more linear story build with less complicated triggers, but more stability instead. I'd say the goal was partially achieved, but this dev prioritises quantity over quality, so beware...

So, in summary, it would be a pretty good game if not those f*cking crash issues, so I'd say 3* is a fair rate. Gl to Beggar with finishing this, and maybe starting something new, with the same great amount of content, but better quality...

there is a black screen every 5 minutes and game gets stuck. Was really looking forward to trying this out but it seems the dev does test anything before releasing an update. the first time the black screen happened i started went from playing a guy to playing some girl in jail no idea what was going on. anyways download and play at your own risk you have been warned

I can't express how much I hate this game. If you are looking for a strong, determined or at least brave protagonist, this game is not for you. You let yourself be trampled over and over and over again that loses grace. Apparently everyone humiliates you as they please. The only good thing is the models and some animations, the rest is grinding and enduring how they hit you over and over again

Version: 0.89
Great idea, bad implementation. The game is good in terms of story. Also animations and sex are nice. Even animations sometimes looks buggy. But man, this game is so grindy. I spent hours playing for a sex scene even if I played with cheat mode. Moreover, the game is full of bugs. If you're going to play, definitely get the bugfix. You will still encounter errors. Even though English is not my native language, I understood the grammar mistakes in the game. The main character is so lame, he always gets beat up and calls for help. The game has features such as dating and minigames. There are even relationship points sometimes (I've never seen it work).
But most of them are not implemented properly. I give this game 3 stars instead of 2.5 stars. Because we can't give half star. To summarize, if you have a lot of time and the mentality to handle a lot of grind, definitely play it.

In Summary: If only the dev gave a shit.

The game itself has so very much potential, and it fails because of small things not large ones. The art and animation are livable, maybe not fantastic, but good enough. Character designs are fun and enjoyable. The story is not terrible, and at times could even be called engaging, at least towards the beginning. However....

The dev does not care, this is the classic, stretch this as long as possible to extort patreon bucks. And as the game goes on and on, it becomes more and more evident. Bugs aren't tended to, and boy are there a lot of them. Text becomes less and less descriptive. Sometimes even being riddled with grammar and spelling errors. Many missions end up just being solved by 'This guy has what you want, randomly!' which is a far cry from any sort of story telling or enjoyment. The dating mechanic needs a bit more work to be actually fun and not a chore, even just some flavor text thrown in would do it wonders. In fact the majority of the game could use some more flavor text just to make it feel less shallow.

There is so, so, so much potential that could be done with this. But it is ultimately handicapped by the fact that the developer simply doesn't care. As it stands right now, the patreon has over a thousand people subscribed, and the dev is simply not providing a service that is worthwhile. I have read that he refuses to take on anyone else to help with his project as he wishes to keep the money. Writers are cheap, and this game desperately, desperately needs a writer.

Decided to give this game another go and...

I can't believe this is REVAMP. I can't even imagine how bad the original was, because this is still grindy as hell. Even with the cheat mod, you will find yourself going to the same place over and over again to find stuff and talk to people while doing meaningless tasks. This is the ultimate walking simulator, a great example of why some people despise RPGM.

Without the cheat mod with the teleport and change time functions, you will probably have a mental breakdown. The bug fix is also a necessity because the dev doesn't bother to fix stuff himself. Yet you still may find black screens and screen freezes.

Now, the story and the characters. It's pretty simplistic. The MC is a seducer simply because he has a big penis. Dialogues are presented as "oh my gawd what a penis". But at the same time that the MC enchants women just with the size of his cock, he is also a wimp. There are unavoidable scenes of women getting raped and he just runs away to get help. Not to mention he almost got raped by a guy too. There are also unavoidable scenes like seeing your stepsister sucking another guy's cock. And all of those women are potential sex interests. If you hate wimpy protagonists and seeing other guys with the girls, you've been warned.

As it was said in previous reviews, almost every female character is thicc. But it's so exaggerated here. Some don't even look human anymore with those thighs and boobs. And the MC is so tiny compared to them (he's almost shota). It looks pretty ridiculous sometimes. Not to mention that you can't pause some sex scenes, they progress automatically. Other sex scenes have an unnecessary pleasure gauge (fill your pleasure meter and the woman's pleasure meter type of thing). It doesn't exactly make fapping sessions easy.

I also hate the Japanese (JAV/hentai) voices during the sex scenes. The Japanese teenage girl moaning doesn't exactly match some characters in this Western game and they sometimes ended up having two voices.

With so much content, this game had so much potential. The dev truly created a small world in this. But the execution is horrible. Kinda unforgivable since this is REVAMP.

I don't recommend this game.