- Apr 17, 2020
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Fresh news from patreon (damn....how unlucky he was).
"The worst experience of my life
Greetings kind patrons of all kinds,
This past Wednesday, March 2nd, I took my dogs out for a walk, as I do every morning. There’s this canal that runs alongside my house, and I swear to God I’ve scolded my dog a hundred times and told him not to get too close to the water because he’d fall in one day, and, well, that day came.
My dog is old - he’s 12 - and he can’t swim. He was drowning, so I jumped in, and it all went to shit. The water was freezing cold, and with the temperature shock combined with my 75-pound dog, I couldn’t get us out, and I started fucking drowning, too. If it wasn’t for an older gentleman who threw out a hose for me to grab, I would not be alive right now writing this to you.
I ended up swallowing a LOT of nasty-ass water, and the physical effort I had made destroyed my muscles. En route to the hospital I suffered a micro-stroke (the cherry on top) but they were able to stabilize me.
I had to stay hospitalized for days, where they kept a close eye on my coronary activity and cleansed my lungs of the filthy canal water.
Luckily, I didn’t suffer any permanent damage to my heart, and my dog is safe and sound.
Considering how it all could have ended, I am extremely LUCKY.
I just wanted to let you all know why I’ve been out of the loop the last few days.
Please forgive me."
Wow, this story is nothing that I will have expected... for real this story is so stupid that I actually believe it.
I know now how this guy thinks.
1. He walks his dog's whit out a leash.
2. He goes whit them near a canal that is soo deep that you can actually drown and is full of shit.
3. He is the type of guy that jumps in shit and deep water to save his old dog.
4. He doesn't move very much"I had made destroyed my muscles. En route to the hospital, I suffered a micro-stroke (the cherry on top) but they were able to stabilize me"
5. He can actually make a status report...he is not a Bot in real life.
Good for him he got some respect from me if it's true. Maybe he will learn to know to not walk your dogs near whit out a leash near a sewer that is full of shit and deep to drown a grown-ass man.