RPGM - My New Life: Revamp [v0.98] [Beggar of Net]

  1. 1.00 star(s)

    unknow38

    TLDR: The game is total mess and the original game is 10x better than the revamp.

    At the time of this review, the game is 7gb weight, you would think 7gb game would actually be good but this game prove you are wrong. It is not even a decent game in compared to A struggle with Sin, Peasant Quest, etc... Which are 5x less weight.

    The game has huge conflict whether it is a story driven or sandbox game. I had random fun with one of the schoolgirl in the story with absolutely no context on why she does that whatsoever. That was in beginning of the game just fyi!

    The dev went out of their way to create the most redundant UI system that I have ever seen in RPGM games. In other to access basic UI, you need to open your bag then go to essential item section to use your phone and click on your character name.
    • From here there is almost no translation between Spanish and English
    • You cannot traverse backward, you can only close your phone
    • Hint on what you are supposed to do is in your profile page along with stats...Which you need access another layer
    It is even more redundant if you consider the fact that you have to press W key to access fast travel along with your phone when you are outside of the house. In any other RPGM game, you would just right click, and all basic UI are there. Less effort, no redundancy and more in quality content.

    The cherry on top is that the game is extremely buggy. It is so unbelievably bad that I have to check out this original game to see what the fudge is the improvement.

    Honestly, OG is 10x better than revamp version in both content and gameplay wise. It also has less bug even when you don't play as a white knight to Sarah.

    OG is more on RPGM element than whatever the hell is the revamp is atm. Item that you acquire in OG has a purpose unlike in Revamp which has no use.

    The OG offers more content on main/side characters and better story writing. The revamp version somehow has less content on main/side characters and worse story!
    • Remember your two cool buddy Marcus and Morgan? They are super losers in Revamp version.
    • Remember how Amy calls you master? Well, you can dream about it in Revamp version because there is no way that happen.
    • The story in OG is more believable than the revamp version. Cannot believe Revamp Morgan just let you rail his mom so he can be rapper! What is he going to rap about???
    • The dad is actually on gangster level in OG while in Revamp he is on cuck boy level
    • MC actually put up some fight in OG while in Revamp, MC just kiss the ground whenever he is in conflict with another dude, and he is more of a tattle tale.
    • The dev thought his Revamp MC is more mature for some reason
    Both games share some flaws:
    • The UI is still clunky in OG but not on the level of revamp since the dev went out of his/her way to make it even more clunky and redundant.
    • Cringe animation combine with worse music choice! I did not believe someone can make bad @ss Panda sound bad; I was wrong.
    • There is no questlog whatsoever, good luck on remembers what you did or where you are in the story. Better finish the game in 1 sitting!
    • Karma has no meaning and yet the dev still keeps it for some reason. There is no bad @ss MC path!
    Overall, OG just better and I cannot see how the Revamp beat it in the next 3 years or before dev abandon the game again since a lot of bugfix on revamp right now is not from author.

    Sad to see how a "revamp" is a "reforge"! Glad that the dude has 1k patreon at the time of this review too even though he revamps his first project which we all know there is 0% chance that it will be abandon again.
  2. 3.00 star(s)

    Lorddarcian

    I tried really did, the game plot and everything is decent enough the renders and animations good, but this game has so many god damned game breaking bugs and glitches in it. i gave it a three for the animations and plot but the bugs made me uninstall it.
  3. 5.00 star(s)

    moi69

    Been playing this game for years and thought its finally time i left a review :KEK:

    I'm a sandbox enjoyer, so the amount of freedom you have in this game to do basically whatever the fuck you want instantly was a huge PLUS for me.
    The sheer amount of content this game has to offer is unmatched on this site.
    Yes, the game can be a little buggy sometimes, but it has gotten far far better over the years. Yes, the render- and animation style is a little .... let's call it "choice", but the athmosphere this game creates alone is enough to carry that. Although the premise is a little far out there, the story is coherent, not rushed and just makes sense all around (unlike a lot of other games on this site).

    Imo this game is one of the- if not THE best rpgm-sandbox game on this site 10/10 :BootyTime:
    Although the releases have gotten slower lately, I still think it deserves 5 stars from me for the endless hours of having played and enjoyed the game over the years.
  4. 3.00 star(s)

    Golden Idiot

    Version: v0.90 Pre alpha

    TLDR of my opinion of this game: Wide as an ocean, deep as a puddle.

    First of all, i have to give massive props for the dev, who created an absolute beast of a game FILLED with content. It takes some fucking time to get this much shit crammed into a an RPGM engine to the point of pushing the limits of this game engine.

    There is so much content, scenes and girls in this game that it feels like 5~ game combined into one, yet i quickly learned that all of this shit is shallow. The girl have the bare minimum of personality so it doesnt feel like your just fucking a random girl and the scenes themselfs with the girl just start blending into each other, becoming same-ish across the board.

    Another big minus is this game horrid stability. I already wrote that this game has massive amount of content, well the engine isnt handling that very well. You need to download a 3rd part bug fix, cheat engine and missing image folder. The fact that you need these three outside provided goods to EVEN hope of running this game, says a lot about its stability. So if you do intent to play this, i would highly recommend to save frequently and on many save files.

    I dont know man, i dont i can recommend this game to you, despite the mass amount of content. Mainly because you cant really choose which content you want to experience, the game is VERY linear, you have to follow its pace, even if you dont want to experience a part of the game, you gotta and that is a buzzkill.

    I dont recommend to play this, too bloated.
  5. 1.00 star(s)

    razvello

    Used to play this game till early revamp days, love the amount of content it have. Decided to try v0.90 but can't even get past the intro... already tried the bugfix and missing images still didn't help
  6. 3.00 star(s)

    TrinityCrusader

    Slow , really slow. lot of Grinding in games is acceptable but when everything else is slow it is terrible. I don't know if it has been setup like that or is the game bugging out hard for me, often times nothing is happening, text(no text on screen, like in between text bars) or scenes are not advancing even if you start smashing keys. Content as such is good, but I would not replay it.
  7. 5.00 star(s)

    Rogue21

    An amazing game with so many scenes it's hard to count. There's more than a dozen different girls with h-scenes to work on. Just the plot alone (I know, plot in an H-game) is worth it. The game starts out with your classic moving into your stepmother's house with her stepdaughter vibe but it progresses into a deep story line that can branch off in multiple directions. A lot of side quests and attributes to level up on that it took me weeks to finish it all. Best part is that the game is still being updated (as of making this post). Huge replayability factors in this game and one of my top 5 H-games.
  8. 3.00 star(s)

    Argrond

    So, this one was going for years, and I've played this one plenty in many different states. But main features remain the same.

    + There is a shitload of content, rare game has this much. I'd say it's a thick, tasty layer of lusty content,
    + Story is strange and not always likeable, but it is pretty solid and goes on pretty far.
    + Hordes of gurls to interact with, each has her own place and routine, so you can go and f*ck any of them if you have progressed far enough.
    = Decent map, UI and whatever you may call interface features. Like, they are present and that's all you (do not) pay attention at.
    = Art/models are very average, so are sex scenes with them. The quality was slightly improved at some point, but still feels significantly outdated.
    = Hints/tasklist is ok for this engine, like, it could be much better, but in most cases this one is good enough to navigate through map/story.
    - Shitload of bugs of any kind you can imagine, game crashes very easily, with a good chance to break your playthrough. Basically, revamp's aim was precisely that - more linear story build with less complicated triggers, but more stability instead. I'd say the goal was partially achieved, but this dev prioritises quantity over quality, so beware...

    So, in summary, it would be a pretty good game if not those f*cking crash issues, so I'd say 3* is a fair rate. Gl to Beggar with finishing this, and maybe starting something new, with the same great amount of content, but better quality...
  9. 1.00 star(s)

    Stormaggeddon

    there is a black screen every 5 minutes and game gets stuck. Was really looking forward to trying this out but it seems the dev does test anything before releasing an update. the first time the black screen happened i started went from playing a guy to playing some girl in jail no idea what was going on. anyways download and play at your own risk you have been warned
  10. 2.00 star(s)

    Junx000

    I can't express how much I hate this game. If you are looking for a strong, determined or at least brave protagonist, this game is not for you. You let yourself be trampled over and over and over again that loses grace. Apparently everyone humiliates you as they please. The only good thing is the models and some animations, the rest is grinding and enduring how they hit you over and over again
  11. 3.00 star(s)

    Conejoo

    Version: 0.89
    Great idea, bad implementation. The game is good in terms of story. Also animations and sex are nice. Even animations sometimes looks buggy. But man, this game is so grindy. I spent hours playing for a sex scene even if I played with cheat mode. Moreover, the game is full of bugs. If you're going to play, definitely get the bugfix. You will still encounter errors. Even though English is not my native language, I understood the grammar mistakes in the game. The main character is so lame, he always gets beat up and calls for help. The game has features such as dating and minigames. There are even relationship points sometimes (I've never seen it work).
    But most of them are not implemented properly. I give this game 3 stars instead of 2.5 stars. Because we can't give half star. To summarize, if you have a lot of time and the mentality to handle a lot of grind, definitely play it.
  12. 2.00 star(s)

    Grimtoof

    In Summary: If only the dev gave a shit.

    The game itself has so very much potential, and it fails because of small things not large ones. The art and animation are livable, maybe not fantastic, but good enough. Character designs are fun and enjoyable. The story is not terrible, and at times could even be called engaging, at least towards the beginning. However....

    The dev does not care, this is the classic, stretch this as long as possible to extort patreon bucks. And as the game goes on and on, it becomes more and more evident. Bugs aren't tended to, and boy are there a lot of them. Text becomes less and less descriptive. Sometimes even being riddled with grammar and spelling errors. Many missions end up just being solved by 'This guy has what you want, randomly!' which is a far cry from any sort of story telling or enjoyment. The dating mechanic needs a bit more work to be actually fun and not a chore, even just some flavor text thrown in would do it wonders. In fact the majority of the game could use some more flavor text just to make it feel less shallow.

    There is so, so, so much potential that could be done with this. But it is ultimately handicapped by the fact that the developer simply doesn't care. As it stands right now, the patreon has over a thousand people subscribed, and the dev is simply not providing a service that is worthwhile. I have read that he refuses to take on anyone else to help with his project as he wishes to keep the money. Writers are cheap, and this game desperately, desperately needs a writer.
  13. 1.00 star(s)

    Wolf Larsen

    Decided to give this game another go and...

    I can't believe this is REVAMP. I can't even imagine how bad the original was, because this is still grindy as hell. Even with the cheat mod, you will find yourself going to the same place over and over again to find stuff and talk to people while doing meaningless tasks. This is the ultimate walking simulator, a great example of why some people despise RPGM.

    Without the cheat mod with the teleport and change time functions, you will probably have a mental breakdown. The bug fix is also a necessity because the dev doesn't bother to fix stuff himself. Yet you still may find black screens and screen freezes.

    Now, the story and the characters. It's pretty simplistic. The MC is a seducer simply because he has a big penis. Dialogues are presented as "oh my gawd what a penis". But at the same time that the MC enchants women just with the size of his cock, he is also a wimp. There are unavoidable scenes of women getting raped and he just runs away to get help. Not to mention he almost got raped by a guy too. There are also unavoidable scenes like seeing your stepsister sucking another guy's cock. And all of those women are potential sex interests. If you hate wimpy protagonists and seeing other guys with the girls, you've been warned.

    As it was said in previous reviews, almost every female character is thicc. But it's so exaggerated here. Some don't even look human anymore with those thighs and boobs. And the MC is so tiny compared to them (he's almost shota). It looks pretty ridiculous sometimes. Not to mention that you can't pause some sex scenes, they progress automatically. Other sex scenes have an unnecessary pleasure gauge (fill your pleasure meter and the woman's pleasure meter type of thing). It doesn't exactly make fapping sessions easy.

    I also hate the Japanese (JAV/hentai) voices during the sex scenes. The Japanese teenage girl moaning doesn't exactly match some characters in this Western game and they sometimes ended up having two voices.

    With so much content, this game had so much potential. The dev truly created a small world in this. But the execution is horrible. Kinda unforgivable since this is REVAMP.

    I don't recommend this game.
  14. 4.00 star(s)

    Zhongxena

    (version 087) This game can be better. Right now, it has a lot to offer. It covers many fetishes, so almost every one can enjoy this title. The story is surprisingly good. It really captivated me to continue. The renders are not made with the best or newest tools, but they fulfill their purpose. The Render are also plentiful. When it comes to the animations, i would say that they are average. The gameplay is ok. Right now, it seems the author implemented some sort of endgame content or something but it’s not ready yet. Now to the bugs. I encountered my fair share of bugs. Some were minor but some were major. At the end i encountered a soft lock of sorts so there’s that. But most of the bugs can be avoided or fixed by loading the last save. The translations are not good, but most of the time you get the message. And at other times the translation was missing completely. A few times i had problems finding out what, and where to do something, this mixed with bad English made some parts annoying., so i had to google my through some parts. I am giving it 4 stars because i spent a lot of time playing it, and i liked it. Sometimes bugs, bad English, and or bad game design cockblocks you but i can look past that. I hope this developer can furnish this game and make it 5 stars.
  15. 1.00 star(s)

    Sesinho

    Why this game sucks? By Me:

    The dance clips with voer the top proportions and the the typical thing where the shourlders shrink, make me cringe, and i dont know if this is a feature that could make someone as a developer proud, but those dances give me bad goosebumps.

    Over the top proportions all the way in 90% of the females turn me off more than anything.
    The MC is at least for the first 45 minutes of the game a total waste of a person, and during the first 45 minutes of the game he gets kicked in the balls twice, by male a female, ge gets hated for no reason by his "sister" and another female and has to tolerate a pushy nemesis without even a small hint of a comeback.

    For the first 45 minutes he also fails to make a 2 girls cum, and he plays videogames and sleeps as method of problem solving, more than half of those, without the player involved. I would say the beggining of the game needs some tunning, to mmke it more engaging (wel this is a revamp version already and wont happen) cause i wanted to rip my insides off, and the early sex scenes are a total failure.

    What made me stop playing this? after enduring for 45 minutes expecting a small light at the end of the tunnel, i had to watch one of those dance videos, that i know they are difficult to make if they are custom, and very easy to make if they are ripped from mixamo, and after that the MC decided to masturbate his massive Boa constrictor dick, and that just ended my patience, Why? Cause the previous "sex scene" was this mc sucking one girls tits, in a way that looked like benny hill sketch without the music.

    And i came to this game willingly and expecting, but this worthless and hung kid Mc, and the amount of cows threw me off.
    Special mention the navigation with the W button, and the book of face kind of under delivering.
  16. 4.00 star(s)

    kuhoka4

    Amazing graphics and sex scenes some characters well done some of them just morons exist to just make you suffer other than that good game.

    I know every game same when comes to characters or mc they always morons or weak beings nothing more than fools who ruins game and some of them really annoying make you drop game sadly this one suffers same thing too your sister moron if not for you she gonna become whore nothing more.

    Game not that hard or annoying but really hard to play without guide i am not gonna lie i always lost in the game start think to this is glich or bug ? but nope you need guide for that.

    Dont use cheat too much that gonna break game so be careful.

    There lot of sex scenes here with amazing graphics for me not gonna lie that just worth 5/5 star but with other problems for me i can give 4 star or little below 3.7 star still this game dont deserve less than 3 star like i saying here story and characters really annoying some times so you need to understand that if you wanna this game other than that i dont think there bad things in game yeah if you wanna tip use guide and dont use cheat too much.

    Btw i love Lucy she stands out from others as a chracter and she is really well done.

    For last one i can say game is really big and massive sadly that creates bug and gliches so if all of this problems solved in the future i think this game gonna be 5/5 with everything.
  17. 5.00 star(s)

    qpalzmwo134679

    This is easy one o my top 5 games. yes it has some bugs, but to be honest all of the game have as well, love the animations and the variety of characters.
    The really big problem for me right now is the galery mod in a big game like this you really need to get it working properly, other than that good job easy 5 stars.
    (sry for bad english not main language)
  18. 2.00 star(s)

    Archaon11111

    This is an average game at best, it falls into the same trap many major projects suffer through which is character bloat, poor English, grindy gameplay and insane amount of bugs.

    There's a huge list of characters, so many to tick whatever box you want when it comes to fetishes however it's another wide as an ocean deep as a puddle situation. Absolute majority of NPCs will not have many scenes even the main girls are pretty lacklustre considering how long this game has been in development.

    And that's not to mention the game design and overly annoying mechanics, if you have a character in mind you wanna interact with then enjoy slogging through 20 or so quests until you're finally allowed to interact with them. The maps are huge but empty, there are fast travel systems but it still does nothing to lower the annoyance of walking back and forth in so many areas. It's the reason why so many people dislike RPGM games when you're forced to run a marathon.

    As for scenes they're not bad and not good, too many clipping and excessive moaning coupled with 1-2 sec loops just makes you wanna spam the skip button in most cases.
  19. 4.00 star(s)

    damiannld

    There are many things I like about this game, the story line is interesting, I like the variety of models and I actually like the TK17 renders. The creator main language is nor English and you can notice that so now and then, which is perfectly fine. But what some people might not like is that he so now and then mixes up English with Spanish. I am a native Spanish speakers so that does not bother me but I imagine some will be annoyed by this. There is also a lot of grinding, a lot of grinding but if you use the cheat mode then it become a lot better. There is some hypocrisy in the MC actions. However this game has a lot of potential, even with all the mentioned issues it delivers a lot of interesting gaming and some highly enjoyable renders.
  20. 5.00 star(s)

    Daniel4569

    This is one is the very good rpgm games . Love the animation and the storyline is excited though. And above all the female characters of the game is just glorious. just keep it up and create more such games.