My time with F95Zone.

[I'm Not Thea Lundgren!]

Yeah, just ask my wife! Notty, not Ava, although I'm sure she's "totes" sick of hearing about the exploits of the awesome dev and her lesbian not-lover. I keep regaling her of the antics of you two on here, she laughs, but I think she's just being polite - she is Canadian after all.

The more I read this, the more I think it sounds like I'm saying Notty is my wife, is anyone else reading that or am I going a bit mad?

 

[DownTheDrain]

Yup, yeah you are.

Thanks bud, I'll use you as a reference once I found the best incel subreddit to join.

 

[Avaron1974]

Once. I'm still straight with just once aren't I? Probs?

and.....we've totally derailed the thread again...

What's that five for five?

I think once is still classed as straight.

experimentation at best.

Yep, I think we have a perfect track record for derailment and the best part is we're not getting in trouble for this one.

You should be safe on the straight thing though, only doing it once doesn't count.

The countless hours of flirting and all the dreams you have about me ... those count though.

 

[Deleted member 54063]

I think once is still classed as straight.

experimentation at best.

Yep, I think we have a perfect track record for derailment and the best part is we're not getting in trouble for this one.

You should be safe on the straight thing though, only doing it once doesn't count.

The countless hours of flirting and all the dreams you have about me ... those count though.

That means I'm straight then, fuck yeah!

 

[I'm Not Thea Lundgren!]

That means I'm straight then, fuck yeah!

Really? Should I show everyone the PMs you've been sending me?

 

[Nottravis]

Though she started cheating and doing the rap thing, I can't do the rap thing.

*huffs!*

To do the rap thing, that isn't a cheat!
To be good at wordplay really is neat.
I listen to your stories tho I'm meant to be the writer
Tho if half of yours are true, my naughty bits are tighter.

And it's not my fault you go and derail threads
I have the unrequited love of a creepy redhead!
I go and do a post that's valid and quite fun
and you interject about me doing things to your bum.

But to do the rap thing you just need a bit of swagger
It comes easily and I have the moves like Jagger.
And speaking of things that come easily?
Still good for Sunday? Sometime after three?

 

[Deleted member 54063]

Really? Should I show everyone the PMs you've been sending me?

Just don't show them the pic. That was private.

 

[DownTheDrain]

It also doesn't count if you hated it... I think...

 

[Deleted member 54063]

*huffs!*

To do the rap thing, that isn't a cheat!
To be good at wordplay really is neat.
I listen to your stories tho I'm meant to be the writer
Tho if half of yours are true, my naughty bits are tighter.

And it's not my fault you go and derail threads
I have the unrequited love of a creepy redhead!
I go and do a post that's valid and quite fun
and you interject about me doing things to your bum.

But to do the rap thing you just need a bit of swagger
It comes easily and I have the moves like Jagger.
And speaking of things that come easily?
Still good for Sunday? Sometime after three?

Will you marry me?

 

[Nottravis]

Will you marry me?

*laughs!*

 

[I'm Not Thea Lundgren!]

Will you marry me?

After all we've been through, this is how it ends?

 

[Nottravis]

You should be safe on the straight thing though, only doing it once doesn't count.

Oh I didn't do it once, poppet. I mean one "event" aye, but I didn't do it once....

The countless hours of flirting and all the dreams you have about me ... those count though.

True, true. Where do you think I got the idea for the baddy in Sarah's cave from...

 

[DownTheDrain]

On a somewhat unrelated note, you can just tell me to tone it down (or to go fuck myself) instead of reacting with thinking faces or facepalms.
I'm a big boy, I can take it.

 

[Nottravis]

Right, so you're one of those feminazis that needs some proper mansplaining to understand how the world really works.

Am I doing this right?
It feels like I'm doing this right.

Totes

 

[Nottravis]

On a somewhat unrelated note, you can just tell me to tone it down (or to go fuck myself) instead of reacting with thinking faces or facepalms.
I'm a big boy, I can take it.

Totally got the joke over here *thought it was funny*

 

[DownTheDrain]

Totally got the joke over here *thought it was funny*

I appreciate that.
Funnily enough the guy plastering my entire comment history with facepalms promptly reacted with a facepalm to my post.

 

[Avaron1974]

I have the unrequited love of a creepy redhead!

Yeah you do, and you've never complained

And speaking of things that come easily?
Still good for Sunday? Sometime after three?

I don't know where you are getting this "cums easily" from I totally make you work to give me those O's.... work hard.... Nothing easy about this chick.





Yes i'll be there.

I have that squirty cream and chocolate body paint you asked for.

I don't know why you needed 2 cucumbers and a grapefruit though.

 

[Nottravis]

I appreciate that.
Funnily enough the guy plastering my entire comment history with facepalms promptly reacted with a facepalm to my post.

Sorry, should have responded earlier, but was writing the rap

 

[Nottravis]

Yeah you do, and you've never complained



I don't know where you are getting this "cums easily" from I totally make you work to give me those O's.... work hard.... Nothing easy about this chick.





Yes i'll be there.

I have that squirty cream and chocolate body paint you asked for.

I don't know why you needed 2 cucumbers and a grapefruit though.

Probs best you don't think about the grapefruit too much is my advice *sage nods*

 

[Canto Forte]

This is what I get for opening my stupid mouth.
Oh well... unzips

I'm gonna need an adult... or a restraining order...

This here pussy in lion's attire clearly cannot take it ... or unzips and takes it ... kind of confused.
Then again .. calling for adults and some orders to restrain the angry pussy inside .. That is
the real danger.

Game On! Have fun and enjoy this zone! Do not slip on the slippery slopes of them lesser 93 zones all around the internet !