now that we are finally out of the jungle ive learned a few important things.
1. tazzy is awesome but would have been just as great if she had sex scenes in nephilim instead of lost city
2. speaking on lost city, how freakin lost did the kings rep get to wind up in a completely different game, maybe someone put a leash on her, or a bell, something
3. running across an ocean cant wash the stench of banging a goddess from slyphs refined palate
4. sylph should be taken with MC on his long term adventures from now on. its almost heartbreaking how much she missed MC. the only person who comes close to missing MC as much as sylph is Eliza and she only ranks so close cause she was hungry and sealed in a coffin.
5. the only benefit the jungle gave us viewers was a plausible excuse for MC to bang multiple divine figures in one place
id say a second is the majority of MCs bitches all being grouped in one place, but aside from the pirate twins and friend, all the others are can be found wandering round the kingdom.
now dont get me wrong, making MC a lord does mean he can now both marry and screw the princess. but no one but the king cares if MC marries her, and theres really nothing the king can give MC he wasnt gonna take anyway. we already know hes gonna bang the queen, the question is whether or not its before or after the king dies.
i have other stupid remarks to make but its dinner time. so im done
