Java Newlife [v0.8.8b] [Splendid Ostrich]

[fqumods]

Another thing that I wish this game had is the feature to tell NPCs what they can and can't do in a sex scene. Like if I don't want them to take off the PC's clothes or tell them you don't want oral/anal/etc. DoL does that perfectly and depending on the NPC type they could comply or do it anyway.

Newlife already kind of has it with asking the NPCs to use condoms or pull out but I wish it would expand to other aspects.

But yeah I've played for years and know not to expect anything from this dev lol

 

[McBrerbo]

what is "Britbongistanis"?

The actual term is Britbongs, like a slang to refer to a British person, but they for some reason tacked on a few more syllables and turned it into a made up new slang that literally nobody has used ever.

 

[JustaDudeMan]

It's slang from 4chan.

The actual term is Britbongs, like a slang to refer to a British person, but they for some reason tacked on a few more syllables and turned it into a made up new slang that literally nobody has used ever.

It's a word from /pol on 4chan.

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[Rukatzu]

What is the latest custom character creator tool?

 

[Sharkie94]

what is "Britbongistanis"?

It's a sarcastic "SHIP" between two countries, used for many countries that has experienced a significant demographic shift.

 

[Anonymous329]

I know, this is a joke in itself, but how were the updates of the game for the past 2 months? Anything worth taking a look at?

 

[johndoe191713]

I know, this is a joke in itself, but how were the updates of the game for the past 2 months? Anything worth taking a look at?

jokes even better since literally 0 updates in the past 2 months

 

[C4dn3]

jokes even better since literally 0 updates in the past 2 months

I'm sure this time we'll see a substantial update! (haha)

 

[Otacotora]

I'm sure this time we'll see a substantial update! (haha)

Why does that come to my mind we'll see substantial excuses?

 

[trey philip]

I think he's either finally abandoned the game, or he's died. He's always been lazy but he's never been unresponsive for this long.

 

[Zazislazy]

Can we list this game as abandoned?

 

[unocrus]

There's no way this is abandoned. The developer would have to be insane to let it go. Literally all they have to do is add two lines of dialogue and fart out an update to keep the cash flowing.

 

[Funny Asian Pirate]

There's no way this is abandoned. The developer would have to be insane to let it go. Literally all they have to do is add two lines of dialogue and fart out an update to keep the cash flowing.

I wish they would abandon and release the source code so modders can rehaul everything into the game we all wanted like modders did for Lab Rats 2.

 

[johndoe191713]

even discord and patreons heard nothing from SO for months. last post on kemono they say they have anxiety, maybe theyre admitted, voluntarily or otherwise, in a psychiatric institution somewhere, those places usually restrict your contact from the outside world - no internet, phone limited. either that or they are eternally resting

 

[kallabunga]

even discord and patreons heard nothing from SO for months. last post on kemono they say they have anxiety, maybe theyre admitted, voluntarily or otherwise, in a psychiatric institution somewhere, those places usually restrict your contact from the outside world - no internet, phone limited. either that or they are eternally resting

damn, i always avoid joining porn game discords so i figured if they were alive they would be hanging out there like innoxia does. guess it's poetic irony that on the update cycle focused on making money matter for the PC and NPCs, SO takes the money and runs.

oh well. if this game finally breathes its last after years of slow death, going out with that awesome hypnosis content isn't the worst way to die.

 

[tehlastone]

Step 1: Make free Custom Scenes or get an AI to do it + open a Patreon / Subscribestar to accept donations and requests for them
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit (literally)

Just sayin'

 

[Fizel]

Oh hey the tag finally got added.

 

[Hidetheporn]

So unfortunate. One of my favs

 

[HONK666]

Thank you all for a good game, guys, see you in Newlife 2. But seriously, I really hope that someone will use this mechanics with AI, it will be very interesting to take a look.

 

[seaoflove]

It's always so damn off putting any time any developer complains about some real life issues.

In this games case it was anxiety and migraines.

I know I sound like a dick but...

They will be like:
"My dog died." or "My mom is sick." or "My girlfriend has cancer." or "I broke my leg." or "My house caught on fire.' or "I had to go to grandmas funeral." or "I got mugged." or "My car got a flat tire." or "I have been dealing with heroin addiction." or "I been going through a rough divorce."

Same goes for positive things that may have happened to them.

"I just had a baby" or "I adopted a new dog." or "I got a promotion at work." or "I got married." or "I bought a new house." or "I won the lottery." or "I love my new car." or "I found jesus!"

My response is always the same.

I don't care unless this effects the update and production of the game. I don't want excuses. I want a game update not a life update.

It may seem cold, but it's really not. Patreon is not GoFundMe.

I don't go on Patreon to support sob stories. I go on patreon to support game development.

It is as off-putting for me as if I went to McDonalds with the goal to order some chicken mcnuggets but the cashier instead of serving my mcnuggets in an expedient and efficient manner throws professionalism out the window and decided to just tell me their life story and about all their problems.

"Yea, that sucks.... Good luck with that! So... them nuggets ready or what?"