Deck building games are generally garbage, but this one definitely brings the average even lower than that.
Nope, Slay the spire is actually really fucking good, and i don't even like the deckbuilders, so yeah. Honorable mention to Neoverse and Phantom Rose (the first one) as some really good stuff as well.Deck building games are generally garbage, but this one definitely brings the average even lower than that.
Does the button not react if you click on it or are you seeing a black screen? If latter, you can wait for a minute or two. For me the very first start took quite a long time to load.Can someone help me? Cant get it to play. Game starts ok, but when I press New Game, nothing happens. Can access gallery, options everything, just cant start the game![]()
Yeah, you can't actually die in fights or surrender, which is dumb. You just keep build eldritch until you use demon cards to win. You can't even quit out of the fight, wtf.The first enemy, an insect, filled my deck with parasites and put me in perpetual loop. I can't die and game keep hinting me to use the demon card. Lemme die so I can replay goddammit. Man, the tutorial was OK but I wasn't expecting the steep difficulty curve on the first fucking fight.
I did say "generally garbage", not "always garbage", btw.Nope, Slay the spire is actually really fucking good, and i don't even like the deckbuilders, so yeah. Honorable mention to Neoverse and Phantom Rose (the first one) as some really good stuff as well.
The problem here isn't the deckbuilding genre, but rather that this game is really crappy in the gameplay department, what with the very limited hand size, the enemies being able to directly flood your hand with curse cards thus stunlocking you for good (there is a good reason StS doesn't go overboard with this kind of crap), enemies that can purge both your whole deck and discard pile (graveyard) at the same time, random (muder) Hoboes that can oneshot you on turn one and lust deck that is pretty much invalidated by all of the above thus being more of a flavor thing than anything simply because sex isn't tied to the gameplay in any fucking way whatsoever.
Add to all of the above the bugs (entering the backlog or the shelves with the card list on the campus will brick your game for no apparent reason), and you have very little to no reason not to just drop this and go play Last Evil or something.
If i really had to define this game in a short and simple way i would say this: Good artwork wasted on a very crappy game.
Also Add in Courage or Fast Step for insurance.I just want to say that you can make a 4-card "Exodia" deck to make every opponent a joke from Turn 1 once you find all the pieces.
>Mounting (8-cost Fight; opponent discards hand, and takes damage equal to number discarded)
>Kisaijima Possession Ritual (1-cost Exorcism; cast 1 other card in hand without paying mana)
>Dndure [sic] the Fear (1-cost Fight; heal 4 cards from graveyard) OR Bathe Fresh Air (2-cost Fight; remove all Debuff cards in deck and hand, then heal 3 cards from graveyard)
>Refurbishment of the corpse (1-cost Witch; add 1 card from graveyard to hand)
Turn is basically Kisaijima on Mounting > heal > Refurbishment on heal card. It takes a long while, but your opponent can't do squat.