Wait what, I am supposed to spank her ass, then lick it better.
How could you do that, though? She'll have you wear a gimp mask. You won't even be able to see her cute little bubbly butt to spank it. You'll come and she'll say: "Hey I bought you this awesome leather hat. Wanna try it out?" Next thing you know you are bent over the couch and your ass is on fire. While she tickles your sack. When you are finally able to take the mask off you'll notice she has got a horse cock dildo nearby and she is wearing a rig for a strap-on. "Oh, boy." - you say, as you are trying to make a run for it. Little did you realize she's got a leash around your ankle.
"Where you think you are going, puppy." - she says with that really cute and very sinister smile on her very adorable freckled face. "The fun is about to begin."
"So, you were thinking of spanking me, were you?" - as she heads towards the horse cock dildo.
Realizing that you made a grave error in judgement you try to plea with the Ginger Goddess: "It's all a misunderstanding. I was just going to show you my new spiffy cricket bat."
"Is that right?" - as she picks up that huge thing off the floor.
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Well, shit." - you think to yourself: "
I done fucked up now."
And then.....
The door opens and everyone piles in and they all scream "Surprise. Happy birthday."
You never spoke of that day or looked at a cricket bat quite the same way since that day. Good fun. G'Night.