dontcarewhateverno

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You, me and many others. Eva's Logic: I made Stan but I wasn't fond of how he was in the game, even though I'm the one who made him. Let me do a completely pointless remake and make him even more cringe and creepy!

At this point, Lena may as well find that homeless guy and shack up with him. I'm sure he would be a better catch than cringey mc fuck Stan the not so man.
I agree. So that's two for Homeless Guy! Glad I'm not the only one. :D

Bonus points if he turns out to be her Dad.

Only slightly trolling here. And yeah, I know there's not gonna be any incest in this game.
 

SukhiX

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not sure if anyone asked, but how do i get to say yes to stan/pick the first option when he asks lena out at the end of the game? one of the only thing i haven't seen on my playthroughs and it is a little frustrating xx
 

rainnnnnn

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You, me and many others. Eva's Logic: I made Stan but I wasn't fond of how he was in the game, even though I'm the one who made him. Let me do a completely pointless remake and make him even more cringe and creepy!

At this point, Lena may as well find that homeless guy and shack up with him. I'm sure he would be a better catch than cringey mc fuck Stan the not so man.
Mad that the game was delayed so much because of this
 
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NSPhoenix

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not sure if anyone asked, but how do i get to say yes to stan/pick the first option when he asks lena out at the end of the game? one of the only thing i haven't seen on my playthroughs and it is a little frustrating xx
You can't right now. It requires a variable which isn't set yet.
 

ffive

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You can't right now. It requires a variable which isn't set yet.
That was fixed in the beta update for the Ch.11 Prologue so can be now enabled and picked, but requires replaying the bit of Ch.10 when the value is getting set.
 

Redgy

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Wouldn't surprise me all that much if a really ticked off Stan ended up hacking Lena's Stalkfap and posting her private/client-only stuff, or some similar douchebag move.
That seems really possible. If you reject Stan (even politely) he goes on a full blown out niceguy/incest rant of low Lena was leading him on (I think it only happens if Lena's been taking money for photoshoots with him though). Even if you agree to give him a chance he comments: "So I'm stuck in a friendzone after all?" God, I used to think he could a pretty good love interest for Lena, and that Louise was too harsh on him but this shit just makes me wanna kick him in the nuts. This guy really does not see Lena as a person - just an idolized godess that only exists in his imagination.
 

SerHawkes

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That seems really possible. If you reject Stan (even politely) he goes on a full blown out niceguy/incest rant of low Lena was leading him on (I think it only happens if Lena's been taking money for photoshoots with him though). Even if you agree to give him a chance he comments: "So I'm stuck in a friendzone after all?" God, I used to think he could a pretty good love interest for Lena, and that Louise was too harsh on him but this shit just makes me wanna kick him in the nuts. This guy really does not see Lena as a person - just an idolized godess that only exists in his imagination.
Stan is just a simp, not really worth "romancing" let alone screwing. Even if you nice about turning him down, let alone mentioning 'Oh yeah, I'm in a relationship with Ian', he goes off on how he see her and cares about her and thinks he would be a bit better. Like... dude... I get that working for her and helping her out may make you feel special and such, since you get free access to seeing her nude and what not, but seriously?!? She's hooked up with someone and yet your going on about wanting a relationship?!

...How much coke would take to off Stan in the cleanest of ways possible? Asking for a friend.
 
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PS hope we get some drama between Cindy, Lena and Allison my bros if Ian is cheating on them. Imagining a catfight club with Ian playing the role of Tyler Durden . Also is Nancy Ace still active? The porn star that Cindy is based on.
 
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Geralt From Rivia

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We need a hero to release the full prologue my bros, also i hope Stan dies from diabetes or aids and then his corpse gets run over by a blonde with big tits and short jeans dressed like a redneck on his way to the morgue with a trump 2020 stick on her big ass ford f250xl truck. And then a Latin X girl with Big tits and a short dress runs his corpse over again in her toyota prius. And then a homeless crackhead looking like Dave Chapelles ass comes over and shits on Stans corpse and says cuck lives don't matter. Based ending for stan my bros.
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What is "Latin X" girl? A new member of the X-men team? :LOL:
 
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