Yeah, it's sad for Lena. Mike looked like a good future partner for like 2-3mins before the "He has GF already" bomb dropped.
If you go through the full list:
Mike is a cheater, although otherwise he is good for hookups.
Robert is a scumbag, a blackmailer, with a lot of little man complexes.
Axel is a psychopath and abuser.
Seymour is Harvey Wenstein Stan is a typical incel from the dungeon, average 4chan user.
Jeremy is a horndog with no moral principles.
Cameos from GGGB, it's just a fuck-fest for Lena.
All possible LIs for Lena that are interesting besides Ian are the girls - Holly and Ivy. That's what we have.
Holy, looks really good. I thought I'd seen your name before on BADIK subreddit. Big fan. I don't know if it was you or someone else who posted but those artwork looked great.
Nice to hear. I know they leak on Reddit, but I don't mind. Hey, I'm famous!
Do you really have to be so literal? Here's me trying to generate some interest in the most boring character in the game, and everyone has to take it so seriously.
Counteroffer. Come up with a plot for how these boring characters are removed from the game. In George RR Martin style.