It's unreal the lengths some people will go to in order to convince themselves of bullshit.
You know, whenever I used to drink beer it turns out I was squirting the whole night. It was like pee, but it was clearer - and when combined with sex it tended to be slightly more viscous - right up until I cleaned my knob properly and then it stopped being mythical man squirt.
Wish I coulda used that excuse instead of being blamed for pissing my exes bed that one time. Hell, looking at it like that it's pretty obvious why you might be told it was something else huh? What's better: "I'm incontinent and lost control of my bladder and thus have just pissed all over you and our surroundings" - or "wow baby I just squirted I never do that"