Emma:
ASS (also she can be down for a proper relationship in the future, if Ian is playing it right)
Cindy:
BLONDE BABE (another one with A JUICEY story lining up if Ian plays it right)
Allison:
TITS (ALSO, potential babytrapping story in the making...

)
Holly: boring bookworm
<--- WTF?!?!? (I'm not touching that one, but you're CRAZY
SHE'S AWESOME WTF?!?!)
Minerva:
M U M M Y
Cherry:
Idgaf about her...THROW HER AT PERRY OR SOME SHIT?!?
Louise:
POTENTIAL YANDERE
SIGN ME UP
That doubt is very much warranted.