Patreon Acquires F95

[Tibs]

Really?? you sure did fool me.. i came to forum to check how and whats happened because it would be end of this site.
well played, well played indeed

 

[unholy baker]

What wonderful news! With this acquisition every normie shall be touched by the joys of tentacle porn! I look forward to this reality that I never thought possible!

 

[FXZero]

I was half got? I read the patreon thing and was like, Ohhh F*** really?, then i proceed to read the msg and while i didn't catch on the chief of coomercial part, i was reading the "doing a lot of cuckoldery" and my warning alert in my brain pop off.

Then i remember is 1st April and had to make sure by finding a post about it xD. So... here i am.

 

[IvanaKnight]

Got to post in. They got me too . I don't need a sinking feeling this early in the morning.

 

[Jhin9318]

well that got me, shit

 

[MrSancini]

Man, this remind me of when I and a bunch of fellas who operated a website focused on japanese pop culture spent a sunday brainstorming a april fools, changing the site's layout and content to some millenial shit.

Nice work, guys

 

[Scxrlet]

Bruh I thought it happened fr but after seeing this forum am relived

 

[Hagatagar]

You know, it was kind of fun before the internet. But having a single day where you have to fact check 99% of what you read really made it into a miserable "holiday".

Most of the jokes/pranks are pretty outlandish, so it's reather easy to filter them out. But you can get the same feeling on all social media nowadays.

 

[Deleted member 6168082]

The fear of my life

The leecher, I know.

I would just stay where I've been, Steam (buying the games and avoiding the ones that need a patch)

I don't download shit from here anymore lol.

Well, unless if it's to restore missing/cut content (like Song of Saya etc) I can always find other sites for this stuff though.

 

[Estius]

I think I started having a panic attack when I saw the notice.


Good job

 

[knolden]

And so we once again get to my most hated day of the year. Where every site on the internet try and fail to be funny. And also do things "out of tradition" that would get them punched in the face for being an asshole any other day. Sigh.

 

[FreyAnon]

Okay, this actually got me real good, bravo people. Bravo.

 

[Kanjer666]

Good job on the (pre-)April Fools joke. The real-ish looking "news" domain is a nice touch, too! For those who haven't seen it yet, it appears as a banner above games and other posts on the forum. It definitely made me laugh.

My godness that twat fucking banner gave me heart attack. And I thought I lost https://f95zone.to/forums/animations-loops.94/ the section as a free user I was like I pinged the Mod here. xDDD

 

[OllisNews]

When did Patreon join F95Zone? What is the purpose of Patreon? Does Patreon want to control the publication of games on F95Zone and perhaps demand money for it?
Does Patreon want to control developers who are banned from Patreon? Who will decide in the future: Patreon or F95Zone?
All unanswered questions! We'll know more about this step in a year at the latest and not everyone will be happy!

 

[LaoAnjin]

 

[xmg71206]

I thought they really bought it. That website has been fuck with creators in recent years, which is very unpleasant.
Very bad reviews

 

[HathgarNiche]

Oh for fucks sake... i got got.

 

[Azsouth]

I questioned Patreons reasons for buying a game website/pirate haven but then I realized it's April 1st and had a good laugh. GJ

 

[Pilluah]

Oh fucking shit you guys got me good, took me a while to realise what day it is.
Definetly one of the better April fool's jokes i have seen so far.

Bonus points for some people who don't understand jokes leaving the site, some of those threads... yeah we are going to be better without some of those people.

 

[V-Create]

Damn it!
We've Been Tricked, We've Been Backstabbed and We've Been, Quite Possibly, Bamboozled.