Patreon Acquires F95

[HAL9000.1]

I got scared for a second, well played guys... Well, played.

 

[DrAddy]

wasn't there one called grandma's house or something

unless of course i missed the reference lel

Such games do not exist on Patreon.
That was meant as a joke, unless you know of a game in which this is possible. In Grandma's House you can't fuck your grandma yet and your sister, mother and father are dead.

 

[Faceless0ne]

Well played.
You had me for a second there...

 

[michaellawrence001]

In all seriousness, I think this was the single best april fools joke I've ever seen a website perform. Totally had me fooled, I definitely did not think an entire website would be created to service a joke.

 

[pango173]

i got fooled too

 

[Testofreak_F95]

My heart almost stopped for a second, and then I remembered the date. You nasty bastards

 

[Leonave]

First I felt my hands get sweaty, then my vision blurred!
My heart sped up, then slowed down, then stopped, then started again.
I collapsed on the floor, then saw white, then black, then white twice.
Foam came out of my mouth, then I felt cold... So cold...

 

[doglasweed]

I was worried for the future of incest games , glad its the 1st of april

 

[DustyFukuyama]

God dammit it got me for like 5 minutes.

 

[asheron96]

Well as they say a small heart scare per day is actually good for your heart but this one made me jump !! Well done and comngrats on this one lmao

 

[Dylanel]

Damn, almost shit myself

 

[perrogordo]

Mierda! The Patreon thing was a joke? Well, I'm going to check amazon now to see if I can to cancel my new 4tb portable drive...

 

[Weteran3D]

Imagine that, and for this first April Fool's joke, Patreon really takes notice of f95 and wants to shut this site down.

 

[frozenrequiem]

Is it bad I got really depressed before I realised? Good one mods.

 

[Dontforget666]

Imagine that, and for this first April Fool's joke, Patreon really takes notice of f95 and wants to shut this site down.

They gonna loose a lot of free advertising then.

 

[Clarence2992]

My nuts tensed up when that splash screen came on. Then I remembered it's April 1.

 

[Deleted member 6143493]

April Fools or not. How come I cannot delete my F95 account?

 

[RevivedIcarus]

I forgot about 1st April...Fuck, i thought it's over.

 

[zh]

OK, I will admit, that was a good one. Because among the real CRAZY stuff happening around the world, this thing seems very believable I was sooo ready to activate [keyboard warrior]-mode and RAGE about the unavoidable purge of some games and tags that F95 would have to go through if that was the case Just imagine the censorship purge... Oh! and imagine "you can't click on this excellent game because it's a [patreon premium] "

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Although on a side note... from Patreon's point of view, maybe that would be a good idea

 

[CDMel90]

Definitely got me there. I forgot about Aprils 1st...