RPGM Peasant's Quest [v3.91] [Tinkerer]

[PhineasFlynn]

You know for ladies to keep their pussies clean-shaven is the same for guys doing the same thing with their faces

I have had a beard for over 20 years and it has never felt unclean. The same cannot be said about the female growth

And I have one old stupit joke about this, if you want.

If you read my first post on this track you'd note I already commented on the fastest way... Fire , pass a lit torch quickly across the area and hair goes bye bye with only a lingering smell to testify that it was ever there to begin with. Besides that there is no reason they don't have a hair removing ointments/potions (just like the real Middle Ages) with the inclusion of magic the options only expand.

Well, yes, but then the smell during cunnilingus, it will be like licking ashes.
OK, potions would do, I just can't argue with that here.

Besides that deadbeat father of the village has lots of money, let him pay for whatever grooming services that might be required to maintain his harems standard of beauty.... If nothing else he can surely learn a fireball spell

I think MC doesn't care what his beauties look like. He just loves them all the way they are.
Plus, in your case, he can't even have the money for it if he spends everything on renovating the Millers' house

 

[Stil996]

...Well, yes, but then the smell during cunnilingus, it will be like licking ashes...

ok Dude, I don't know about your girls, but mine wash! and when they do it's bye bye ashes & burnt hair smell. (besides it's best to do the singeing near the bath or some other body of water... just incase!!)

...Plus, in your case, he can't even have the money for it if he spends everything on renovating the Millers' house

Well I wouldn't need to keep burning down the Millers House if there were something else to do there

 

[PhineasFlynn]

ok Dude, I don't know about your girls, but mine wash! and when they do it's bye bye ashes & burnt hair smell. (besides it's best to do the singeing near the bath or some other body of water... just incase!!)


Well I wouldn't need to keep burning down the Millers House if there were something else to do there

Dude, have you ever burned for example your arm hair? You simply can't get rid of the stench, and you can't just wash it off, you just have to re-smell it.

I'm starting to feel like you're taking me way too seriously. Even in my first post on this hairly topic, I thought with exaggeration.
We'll probably leave it at that, whoever wants to shave and wherever they want.

 

[DomWolf]

ok Dude, I don't know about your girls, but mine wash! and when they do it's bye bye ashes & burnt hair smell. (besides it's best to do the singeing near the bath or some other body of water... just incase!!)


Well I wouldn't need to keep burning down the Millers House if there were something else to do there

Dude, have you ever burned for example your arm hair? You simply can't get rid of the stench, and you can't just wash it off, you just have to re-smell it.

I'm starting to feel like you're taking me way too seriously. Even in my first post on this hairly topic, I thought with exaggeration.
We'll probably leave it at that, whoever wants to shave and wherever they want.

We on here have had debates/conversations about alot of weird things but this whole bush or no bush convo is definitely up there as one of the most redundant & amusing things to read...

 

[PhineasFlynn]

We on here have had debates/conversations about alot of weird things but this whole bush or no bush convo is definitely up there as one of the most redundant & amusing things to read...

And certainly educational too

 

[FunFuntomes]

And certainly educational too

now to go back on topic... do you think the promised dwarf will have a full beard down there?

 

[Damagus01]

now to go back on topic... do you think the promised dwarf will have a full beard down there?

 

[Appule]

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Sorry for the late sneak peek, folks! I got a bit distracted with some IRL house maintenance projects my wife has been "kindly reminding" me about....

Yes, I've cheated a bit this time. It's actually an old image that has been retconned/reworked. The previous method I used to depict the "ghost" wasn't versatile enough to show different stages of solidithy (is that even a word?). And yes, her hair has been changed too. I felt this suited her heritage better (and I had already used her previous hairdo on another character in the mean time ).

Since last post I've also completed the three new maps and gotten them running in game. I've also completed one more scene (minus the animation). Now I'm likely going to soldier on and complete the final planned scene before returning to scripting. Time flies as usual, but I'm trying to stick to my schedual as best I can.

Enjoy your week guys!



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highkey looks like anck su namun from the mummy films

 

[DomWolf]

now to go back on topic... do you think the promised dwarf will have a full beard down there?

Honestly I'm ok with women having a bush. Heck one of my favorite characters is Rosy & she has a very fuzzy snatch but I'm not down for a bush that hides the goods... hopfully shes not overgrown down there or I want a side quest where MC takes an enchanted weed wacker at it!

 

[DomWolf]

highkey looks like anck su namun from the mummy films

Ya know what? You're right...

 

[PhineasFlynn]

now to go back on topic... do you think the promised dwarf will have a full beard down there?

Have you ever read anything by Pratchett?
According to him, dwarf women are just as bearded as men. Sometimes so much that no one knows until the wedding night whether it is a male or a female.
I hope the Tinkerer chooses a different type of dwarf for our blacksmith

Honestly I'm ok with women having a bush. Heck one of my favorite characters is Rosy & she has a very fuzzy snatch but I'm not down for a bush that hides the goods... hopfully shes not overgrown down there or I want a side quest where MC takes an enchanted weed wacker at it!

Me too, she looks bit like my highschool crush. But I still prefer girls with kept haircut.
But I like almost every girl in this game.

 

[M3ntir]

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my prefferbale is that the female dwarf dont have a beard. doubt tinkerer will do so.

 

[Damagus01]

highkey looks like anck su namun from the mummy films

Given Qetesh is a Semitic goddess absorbed into the Egyptian pantheon, understandable.

 

[PhineasFlynn]

highkey looks like anck su namun from the mummy films

My wife was looking at it today, I spotted something here and there and I definitely have to agree.

 

[M3ntir]

i hope for this kind of dwarf :

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in the spoilers is the 2D version. in the link to Rule 34 there is video in all her 3D Glory.

 

[DomWolf]

i hope for this kind of dwarf :

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in the spoilers is the 2D version. in the link to Rule 34 there is video in all her 3D Glory.

Might wanna specify to some of tthesehorny dogs that this is NOT a PQ sneak peak! I dont wanna run around putting out fires lol

 

[M3ntir]

doenst say any Tinkerer update post OR sneak peak.
people just need to learn to read .

 

[PhineasFlynn]

doenst say any Tinkerer update post OR sneak peak.
people just need to learn to read .

This is impossible for most people on the internet. Everyone can write, but few can read.


To the dwarf. She looks a lot like Rosey to me. Little redhead. Maybe if she was dark haired and a little more muscular.

And she doesn't even have a beard.

Funny off topoic fact: Speaking of beards. the only member of ZZ Top who didn't have a beard have name Beard.

 

[FunFuntomes]

doenst say any Tinkerer update post OR sneak peak.
people just need to learn to read .

you know some people never learn

 

[DomWolf]

doenst say any Tinkerer update post OR sneak peak.
people just need to learn to read .

You expect too much my friend