Pitch your dumb ideas

[kytee]

You know the saying, "great ideas are a dime a dozen, but you couldn't pay me for every dumb one I had" or something like that.

So pitch me your dumb porn game ideas and assume I'll make them a reality (I won't).

My own stupid idea is to have an incest NTR/cucker double game where the NTR haters play as an older brother coming back home (you know the deal) and fucks all his sisters and his mom, and the NTR lovers get to play as the younger brother who just sits there and watches. I'll be sure to make the younger bro wimpy as shit, and the older bro ultra manly like a lifted diesel truck. Older brother would throw a shit ton of disparaging remarks and younger brother will just eat it up. Of course, it wouldn't be complete without the game's F95 page devolving into an utter shitshow of NTR haters and lovers going at it, with no clear winner until the end of the game where you realize, pussy or no pussy, you fuckers are two sides of the same coin (game)!

 

[Hagatagar]

My own stupid idea is to have an incest NTR/cucker double game where the NTR haters play as an older brother coming back home (you know the deal) and fucks all his sisters and his mom, and the NTR lovers get to play as the younger brother who just sits there and watches. I'll be sure to make the younger bro wimpy as shit, and the older bro ultra manly like a lifted diesel truck.

The big brother could be an ex-marine or from some special elite force. And everything could start with him stealing the GF of his little brother.
The incest begins when the younger brother complains to his older sister (younger than the big brother) and she then confronts the older brother about this.
And then he says to the younger brother: 'Then I'll take the woman you love the second most!'

My pitch is also a NTR story.
The MC is fed up with his boss treating him like a slave. So he goes to the boss's wife and 'seduces' her. But in the middle of him fucking her, she tells him that her husband doesn't mind that she has affairs and that she also tolerates her husband's affairs. Then she tells him about her husband's newest lover, who then turns out to be the wife of the MC (what a shocker!!!), of course the MC can't finish the sex because of limp dick.
The MC wants to go a step further and targets the beloved 18yo(!) daughter of the boss, who happens to be a good friend of his own daughter (what a coincidence!) and then has to find out (sees photos in the boss's daughter's phone) that the boss also has the MC's daughter as a lover.
Then repeat this until the Patreons can't lie anymore to themselfs that the dev is ripping them off.

 

[Beggarman]

A game where you play as one of the main love interests in a romance/harem/incest VN rather than the usual MC (y'know, a dude - usually on the scrawny side - who magically manages to bang everyone he meets, including his "flatmate" and "landlady" if you haven't got the off-patreon patch) who somehow realises they're in that sort of story and tries as hard as they can to dodge the creepy fucker. You keep funnelling side-characters his way in the hopes he'll hook up with one of them instead. You play through the typical conversations with the character, trying to to find the options that won't lead to sex, and score enough points to turn him off (for now). Things get more desperate as they go on - trying to dodge drugged drinks, a lesbian scene with your "flatmate" to try and convince him you're lesbian, staying together with a shitty boyfriend so you don't turn up at his door crying late at night and he gets the pity sex, etc. - until he eventually loses his patience and the last "level" of the game is a survival-horror type escape from him.

... shit, this was just going to be a veiled rant about the lack of female MC games that I like, but I actually want to play this now.

 

[Deleted member 1866322]

So the game starts off as a dude smoking a joint in bed. After munchies, the dude goes outside, finds a dog, and instinctively follows the dog. Out of nowhere a portal opens up, the dog walks in and he follows suit. The dude is blinded by the heavenly light of the portal, passes out, then wakes up in an alternate universe where everyone has star-crossed lovers and they all have flirty personalities. People can't cheat, but they can flirt. So we follow his adventure getting teased/NTR'd by people he likes. In the end he finds out he's trapped in this universe forever and his star-crossed counterpart is the dog that he's been following.

 

[Deleted member 1684328]

A great idea would be a DBZ game where you play as Mr Popo with the objective to romance a Jynx

 

[khumak]

I want basically an x rated version of True Blood or Underworld focused on vampires and/or wearwolves.

 

[allintine]

I have an idea about an incest game where its basically home alone and Kevin has to protect his mom from the wet bandits while seducing her until his family is able to get a flight home. Kind of like a tower defense game I guess

 

[ChaosOpen]

An S game where it begins with the final scene of an NTR(the reveal of the slutty wife) but when the husband(the MC) finds out, rather than sink into depression or masturbate in tears, he vows revenge, he kills the netori and puts the unfaithful wife through hell. Imagine the evil route of Euphoria if the MC had a motive.

 

[3lfscout]

You play a male goat, yes, I am not kidding, and you must run.

And fast.

Better be fast.

Because you run through cajun country.

And there is no way to skip/accelerate the painfully long scenes starting with them seeing double in their wasted heads, and for first 5 minutes they keep trying to hump the wrong goat (the double one).
And of course they vomit all over you visibly, with their one-single-tooth mouths, and they also have diarrhea.
They keep shitting themselves while humping you.
All in all 1 scene takes far too long.

Game has highscores for speed, rankings and leaderboards, and the #1 gets the chance to jump into the wormhole in Mianus and travel to Uranus.

 

[Lemon Mint]

To put it simply: a stealth exhibitionism game.

 

[ChaosOpen]

To put it simply: a stealth exhibitionism game.

Would you like the list of novels that use that concept arranged alphabetically or by release date?

 

[Lemon Mint]

Would you like the list of novels that use that concept arranged alphabetically or by release date?

No, I mean, a straight-up Metal Gear Solid-like stealth game focused on exhibitionism, lmao.

 

[SexiestManAlive]

I want basically an x rated version of True Blood or Underworld focused on vampires and/or wearwolves.

I swear I'ma one day make a VN like this with daz assets.

 

[kytee]

I swear I'ma one day make a VN like this with daz assets.

I think a Vampire: The Masquerade game would be a lot funner. The world is extremely fleshed out.

 

[nln0]

Your run of the mill romance/harem/incest game like Summertime saga / F.I.L.F. but it's a Truman Show like set where everyone is in on it except the MC.

 

[kytee]

Your run of the mill romance/harem/incest game like Summertime saga / F.I.L.F. but it's a Truman Show like set where everyone is in on it except the MC.

"You're adopted, these aren't actually your sisters or your mother."
Sad life.

 

[desmosome]

A real porn game that uses the plethora of celeb fakes and deepfakes to make a story of some dude mind controlling/enslaving all the hot hollywood and kpop stars.

 

[Deleted member 1370694]

An impregnation harem game. Goal is to impregnate as many ladies as possible. If you choose a female MC then you need to steal sperm first from drunken males at patroline station. After update 20 of that game a new tag appears (because it wasn't implemented before and the rules state to add tags only when the content is already implemented, but not beforehand)

The tag would be:

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[Deleted member 1250241]

A Death Note fan story where Light Yagami actually uses the Death Note to control his victims sexually before dying.

 

[gunderson]

An incest-themed party-based RPG, but huge like the Opala games and actually an RPG with equipment and spells (or technology or whatever, depending on theme) and a turn-based battle system, with character classes and levels. As you go through the game you corrupt your party members who are also your family, some of them end up turning on you for various reasons, you fight with them/fight them, and at the end everybody's all nice and preggers. Main character is a dude, all party members are hot busty ladies. And I'm talking a big party: grandma, aunt, mother, sister, daughter, female cousin, niece. The whole shebang. And for reasons that are probably only vaguely explained, grandma doesn't look a day over 50 and the daughter doesn't look a day under mid-teens.

Oh, and unlike a bunch of bullshit games, everybody's initial stance on incest is a firm "No!" and by whatever corruption mechanics happen, those slowly turn into maybes and eventually "Fuck yes! Let's have some fucked up inbred children!"

No gay sex, no futas, no furries. Maybe there are a few unrelated women to fuck too, but the focus is absolutely on nailing every female blood relative you've ever met and going on a quest to get cool gear and kill a shitload of monsters.

Graphics should at least be decent. No Honey Select garbage. Real porn would be great.

And definitely RPGMaker!

Yeah...we'd probably have had one of those already if Patreon didn't pull that gestapo-style bullshit.