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agelastos

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Dumb idea for a game though, I reckon the lawyers would probably unleash dragon fire upon the dev.
There are already a few ASoIaF/GoT porn parodies on this site, so it's probably safe as long as the dev: 1) changes the names a bit, and/or 2) makes it a critique or commentary on the books/show.
 

MLocke

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Feb 3, 2021
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Is there an Alien parody? You should have those cryo-sleep pods on your ship, but it's OK to wake up your passengers. There should be one evil synth.
 

FullBandwithCooming

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Dec 20, 2024
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Breeding management sim where you are the king of a small island somewhere between Spain and Morocco in the 17th century (or so), and you have the brilliant idea of getting out of a bad debt situation: You start buying slaves from all over the world, to train and breed them, so that you can re-sell them to decadent nobles from all around the world. You breed your slaves to have specific traits (breast-size, lactation intensity, physical traits, psychological traits, race, etc. anything you can think of) by pairing them up with the appropriate partners and then (once they've grown up, i guess we're gonna time-skip or have a magic aging drug) sell them or employ them in your breeding facilities or your premium island brothels. The more exotic you make them, the more profitable your operation, and as the king you obviously have the privilege of banging all the slaves anytime you want.
 

aspar4gus

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Mar 27, 2019
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Breeding management sim where you are the king of a small island somewhere between Spain and Morocco in the 17th century (or so), and you have the brilliant idea of getting out of a bad debt situation: You start buying slaves from all over the world, to train and breed them, so that you can re-sell them to decadent nobles from all around the world. You breed your slaves to have specific traits (breast-size, lactation intensity, physical traits, psychological traits, race, etc. anything you can think of) by pairing them up with the appropriate partners and then (once they've grown up, i guess we're gonna time-skip or have a magic aging drug) sell them or employ them in your breeding facilities or your premium island brothels. The more exotic you make them, the more profitable your operation, and as the king you obviously have the privilege of banging all the slaves anytime you want.
Dude, you can somewhat achieve this with loverslab-modded crusader kings 3 lol

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Tempest177

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A game where FemMC cucked her mother by fucking her dad

Alternatively MaleMC with the same plot so now it has the added humiliation of turning the dad gay
 
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ruziy

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(Inspired by ) Light-heart isekai game where the main emphasis is not so much on sex, but on comic situations, in which MC finds himself because of his unaccustomedness to the fact that in this world all relationships are based on domination/submission, and light bondage is common and ubiquitous.
 

aspar4gus

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mod list?
Ahh, that was from an old lewd playthrough and i haven't done any new lewd play yet

but i'll list down the ones that i definitely remember using:
Beautiful Portrait
Community Flavor Pack
Better Barbershop

from Loverslab:
Carnalitas
Carnalitas Slavery Reimagined
Carnalitas Love Reimagined
Character Body Overhaul
 

FullBandwithCooming

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Ahh, that was from an old lewd playthrough and i haven't done any new lewd play yet

but i'll list down the ones that i definitely remember using:
Beautiful Portrait
Community Flavor Pack
Better Barbershop

from Loverslab:
Carnalitas
Carnalitas Slavery Reimagined
Carnalitas Love Reimagined
Character Body Overhaul
Thank you, this will be good
 

ruziy

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Feb 15, 2019
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Ordinary High-School Student™ accidentally discovers his ability to mind control and, just as accidentally, enslaves the local alpha-bitch. There's just one problem: he's a typical nerd whose entire libido is devoted to his hobby, and he wants only one thing from women - "leave me alone!". She, on the other hand, knows perfectly well why a woman needs a cunt, but how can she explain that to her master...
 
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Dahakma

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I just finished book Černá Smečka and I think the premise would work great as a game.

The book is about a tough, snarky guy who works as a demonhunter for a secret church organization. He's a half-demon himself, his mother is a cult leader who fornicated with Lucifer. The plot is about an evil ploy of his mother to breed him with his older sister so she would give birth to Lucifer in a human form. (And the hero doesn't want to do it because he's a normal person.)

Anyway, the gimmick is that:
1) demons can smell and detect good people
2) slaying a demon is a great good deed
3) therefore demonhunters have to sin to stay under the radar

Which means successful demonhunt is usually followed by wild debauchery. (And the church hires misfits who naturally gravitate towards sinning.)

And when the heroes are on the run from demons and have to stay hidden to survive, the author of the book goes full Crank 2: High Voltage. Like the hero doing it on a public transport with a girl he barely met; or during a car chase, his sister is committing lesbian perversion in the backseat; or rescuing people and killing demons has to be followed by robbing a gas station and rough sodomy.

There were a lot of random, out-of-place sex scenes yet there was a good, plot-related excuse for all of them.
 

ruziy

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Game about (sapient) tentacle monster and bunch of female heroines. They were forced to unite in order to survive, because in the new world, after the victory over the Weevil Hentai Overlord, there is no place for tentacles, and the heroines have simply outlived their usefulness.