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[someonebody42]

It's kinda like an inversion of this.

But it's the usual high-fantasy race war between insanely well armoured humans and chippendale orcs. Again it's with pitched heavy-infantry tactics and the armies have a similar size, but this time the tactics aren't total bullshit so the result is an orc genocide.

The strategy, logistics and economics may still be total bullshit though. But it doesn't have to.

or make it beastmen
but you give real world reasons why they are stronger
EX: they dont have wide range of motion in their joints, with muscles that pull very strong because they are focused in a couple directions only. so humans can throw
humans can use bows
humans can pick something up onto their shoulders while beastmen have to shuffle around while carrying something heavy because sure they can pick it up off the ground but then its just hanging in font of them cause they can only raise it to their pectorals.
beastmen are smart enough but cant talk.
they have the same joint limitations in their hands so sign language is limited except for ape people (who still have all the other joint limitations)
all in all beastmen are kinda fucked and clearly the result of divine intervention or wizard ratfuckery and not anything that would naturally survive.

 

[kidlat020]

I don't know or care, I just want a good vn/rpg/whatever where they depict schools in a negative light. where innocence dies and is reduced to a 9-5 drone and all graduates are rushing for an early grave.

 

[ruziy]

The MC became the owner of a small long-abandoned farm in the wilderness. Completely unaware that its previous owner, who died about twenty years ago, was a classic "mad scientist" whose idee fixe was the "domestication of woman": converting human female into a simple-minded hucow who cares little about anything (including pregnancy) beyond regular sex and milking.

 

[StephanieD]

Chucky type Ripoff but with porn and more story - Old man is dying as he grasps his heart
he knows his end is near, he stumbles down the block and walks out into the streets where he is hit
by a young woman in a car, she jumps out and says mister are you alright? As she leans down, he
quickly grabs her her arm with his right hand as his left hand is holding a jewel from his pocket as
he chants Ade due Damballa. Give me the power, I beg of you!

He then swaps bodies as he enters the body of the sexy 18 year old girl. People then begin to gather
saying what happened, she says I dunno I guess that old man is having a heart attack, she
then climbs into her car and looks in the purse to see the ID, so I'm Sophia Turner. Then looks in the mirror
and says mmm nice titties, well time to go, starts up car and runs over the old guy laying on the
pavement like his head was a watermelon.

For the sake of argument we will say the original person was named "Stan Johnson" who was a serial killer
or something to that effect. Now Mr. Johnson in a younger hotter body begins the killing all over again
and of course as a chick he has various sex with women and maybe even has sex with men
to see what a penis feels like in his new vagina. But he basically kills people, maybe he stops at
a store and ties the hot female store clerk up and sucks her nipples and then inserts the broom
inside her vagina and causes her to orgasm then he breaks the broom and stabs her with the
broken broom handle. And of course since he is a body jumper he could have the ability to
jump in bodies of victims or you could have it be something like the body deteriorates after 72 hours,
thus he must find a new body every 3 days or something, so you take over the body of
a police officer or school principal or the doctor at the hospital, next thing you know Doctor
Carlson at the local hospital has a hospital room looking like a morgue packed with the dead
bodies of patients and staff. Basically the sky is the limit and this serial killer can never
be caught because there is always another body to jump in and star the killing all over again.

And of course lots of porn sex, since it's a porn game. And when he body swaps he has to get rid of the old body,
because the old body is where the soul/spirit of the original person goes because it's a body swap so he
has to kill the body he leaves which contains the other person he is now taking over. So he stabs them,
sets them on fire, throws them off a building, into a meat grinder etc. getting rid of them all in various ways.

Ned Won't Die - Basically it's sort of like Jason Vorhees but the killer is named Ned and kills people
at a camp with a lake and eventually the final girl of the story kills Ned but he always comes back
to life. Surprised we haven't see something similar to this in porn games with visual novels.
Maybe Ned was in fact returned to life and gets his power from a bunch of crazy people in hooded
robes like a Satanic cult that used the necronomicon to bring him back. But Ned has to have a hockey mask
or at least some type of iconic mask, maybe make the hockey mask red and shaped a little different
so it differs from Jason Vorhees mask. But let's make the kills brutal and have him do stuff like
he kills one person by burning them in the camp cabin fireplace and another he sticks the fireplace poker
up someone's anus and rams it out their mouth etc.

 

[EvolutionKills]

A harem/incest/NTR game written and coded by ChatGPT with art by Stable Diffusion. Hit the refresh button a few dozen times on each and just flood F95/Steam/Itch.io with them.

What's that? You mean I just pitched a legitimate development strategy currently being used to churn out piles of shovelware to tasteless horny dipshits right this minute? Well...

Fuck...

 

[twinklecake]

A survival horror game written from the perspective of young Guts, in which the rights to your tight little anus has been fairly and legally negotiated off to several members of your mercenary band.

The goal is to evade a number of kindly older gentlemen who have done nothing wrong.

 

[kidlat020]

an isekai where the OP MC refuses to be military drafted and does everything, even to the point of joining the demon army, just to piss off the humans summoned him

 

[ruziy]

Caffeine strikes back. Two ideas about setting:

1. A certain world that a few tens of thousands of years ago was a giant slave breeding farm, until one (not so) beautiful day its owners disappeared, abandoning their bipedal livestock. As a result, the locals quickly slipped into the Stone Age, and their sex, marriage and family related customs are a bizarre mix of creative misinterpretation of farming practices twisted by human nature.

2. A world similar to ours "to the point of confusion", except for one and a half things: a) hospitality prostitution isn't just allowed, it's almost mandatory; b)... but only in case of unprotected vaginal sex.

 

[Melkhiordarkblade]

I'd love just basically a remake of HeNTeRia Chronicles 2 but the only difference is the MC can jerk off watching the scenes during the NTR ending, and the part where he is forced to watch, just be able to jerk off to really hammer home the failing.

My own original idea would be an RPG Maker burger themed game, you run a failing fast food business and need to hire sexy girls to sell extra services after hours.
Gameplay would be split between day and night:
-Day time is "battle" the customers, but basic attack is serve a basic burgers to pacify them, you don't have much options at first and can't take many of their attacks (complaining etc) in one day, you earn a bit of money you can expand with new items on the menu, these become special attacks, so like the fries is super effective on certain customers and is a one hit ko, the more specials you have the more customers you can serve before taking too much damage in a day and make more money. You learn to recognize the different types of customers so you know which specials they need.
-Night is opening the side business with the girls and making them put on sexy outfits and serving the customers, you get porn pics of them at work and you need to pay them more and more to expand the night business and make them go further with the patrons.

 

[milfluv69]

I've previously made an idea thread about my ideal game

A brief summary though: a M/S incest sandbox game based entirely around that one relationship with a focus on the taboo of the relationship. The MC has been given a deadline by a demon in which to get his own mother pregnant. The game would at its core be a short stat manipulation game with randomised elements taking place over a set period of time. Because it's possible to fail, it would be very focused and relatively short, and hopefully therefore feel more like a game than a VN as the player would have to think about their choices.

 

[shadowstar765]

I fucking love corruption elements in games, so if I had any say of how an H-game would go it would be like this. (Sorry for the long post)

Setting would be a typical fantasy world RPGMaker fluff, in and age of exploration and adventure after the fall of a great gods of both light and dark. The forces of light and darkness waged war against one another until their mutual destruction caused them to disappear entirely. Humanity now after many years later, flourished in the aftermath.

The plot would follow a young (and big booba + thicc) adventurer woman who was sent along with a group of other jobber party members to explore a recently uncovered tomb from long ago. As they entered, the discover the tomb was actually a sanctuary housing relics from the ancient war. After some more exploration, the party falls pray to the many traps inside and separating adventure woman from everyone else, leading her to a hidden room with two artifacts, one red and one blue. The tablet says that she must chose one of the artifacts as part of a trial, but adventure woman being not the brightest and too greedy for her own good, manages to somehow butcher the trial and takes both artifacts instead.

The result is when she picks them both up, she is greeted by two spirits (females) inhabiting her body who are shocked and appalled by her tomfoolery. They are revealed to be last remaining members of the forces of light and dark respectively, and have setup this trial intending decide the fate of the world by letting human decide for themselves. But now that she screwed it up, the two are back at it again trying to wrest control of the adventurer. Eventually she manages to reason with both of them and offers them to set up a new trial to settle things without resorting to more violence. Both spirits then decide that the only way to settle this once and for all is let the adventurer own heart and humanly desires choose. Granting her both of their powers, she's now tasked in either purifying or corrupting mankind however she pleases, the more one side she leans to, the stronger she'll become in battle.

From that point forward, the adventure woman returns home and continues her quest. She quickly discovers that much of her heart's desires as the spirits eluded to was mostly just her going around and slutting herself up, using sexual actions as the main method of spreading corruption/purification. Their excuse is that she possesses an inhuman amount of pent up lustful energy and thought that was the best way. Yes even the light spirit, her own words try to paint the act less as debauchery and more holy and wholesome loving just with lots of sex, but even she herself not buying it. The dark spirit is just a succubus in all but name. From there, the game would truly begin.

There would be a main quest to follow, following a trail made by records from the past about a super weapon. Fearing its potential power, a new task force of a conveniently sexy and colorful cast of woman including the main character would be assembled to recover it and if possible, destroy it before it could be misused for evil. With many side quests that would influence the morality of our main lady as well as the people around her and her own female party members, with sexy results always included. Adventure woman noticing that her own personality changing as a result of her progression into light/darkness, her becoming more pious and wholesome in the light or reveling in chaos and being more domineering.

Endings would include at least three main ones, one where she gives in to either the light or the dark. Turning the world around her into one spirit's ideal vision of what a utopia would look like for mankind. And a third option where she manages to somehow remain neutral, negating both spirits and letting the adventurer decide completely on her own.

 

[kidlat020]

MC is two kids. setting is similar to the anime where two girls are just wandering around the world in a tank just sightseeing because there's literally nothing else to do with their world. I forgot the anime. its' definitely the "healing type" anime.

as they journey aimlessly, they find bits and pieces of info as to why their world turned out to be that way. that said this game can just simply be a walking sim with simply enjoying the scenery in the background. to spoil why their world turned that way:

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[eosar]

MC is an ensign on a space ship assigned to holodeck cleaning duty.
A spacial anomaly has them partially merge so that whenever a program is run, MC also becomes a sentient part of it.
They see this as an opportunity to advance in ranks by knowing their officers a little better, but when those officers instead unleash a slew of perverted fantasies, another idea pops up.

 

[46n2]

Right, so... picture this...

I was walking through the jungle... (I mean, whoever you might have imagined you might be instead of me) and... I could hear the sound of a Ferrari. So... I grabbed a nearby helium balloon and popped on my favorite CD, together we tethered, and... I lost but also won. And... the sky was yellow.

 

[kidlat020]

title: will there be video games in heaven?

chapter 1. typical gamer that games with fun and joy. wondering if there will be video games in heaven as well
chapter 2. on the off-chance he was off gaming, he was doom scrolling on facebook and saw a Reel that struck to him. context: imagine a street basketball but turned into a little league of sorts. one player made an epic play where he fades away and shoots a 3 pointer. the play was in fairness very well done, that the player himself bent his fingers into the shape of a gun and "fires" at the 3 point. the killjoy referee calls this out for a technical foul. and the player sulked at how much of a killjoy the ref is.
chapter 3. that struck our gamer mc like a ton of bricks. there will be killjoys and those who would rather follow the rules even at the expense of fun. this made him question if there will even be fun in heaven at all. never mind video games. the very concept of fun is now under question. this made him doom scroll even further to find any sort of answer.
chapter 4. roll in current year. covid hitting and the rise of chatgpt and in turn AI.
chapter 5. of all the things that would give him answer, it was chatgpt. I'll put it in quotes

if the bible were to choose, what would it be? follow the rules or have fun?

As an AI language model, I don't have personal beliefs or opinions, but I can offer some insights based on interpretations of religious texts like the Bible.
The Bible does not explicitly address the concept of having fun in the context of games or recreational activities. However, it does provide guidance on principles such as treating others with love and respect (Matthew 22:39), avoiding behavior that could harm others (Romans 13:10), and striving for excellence in all that we do (Colossians 3:23).
When it comes to following rules, the Bible does emphasize the importance of obedience to God's commandments (Exodus 20:3-17, Deuteronomy 5:7-21). However, it also acknowledges the need for balance and grace, recognizing that rules alone cannot save us and that we are all fallible (Romans 3:23, Ephesians 2:8-9).
In the context of multiplayer games or any recreational activity, it could be argued that a balance should be struck between following rules and having fun. Following rules can promote fairness, respect, and orderliness within the game, while having fun allows for enjoyment, creativity, and camaraderie among players.
Ultimately, individuals may interpret and apply biblical principles differently, so there may not be a definitive answer from the Bible on whether to prioritize following rules or having fun in recreational activities. It may come down to personal convictions, context, and the specific situation at hand.


bible hates fun I see. not a single verse.


It's important to note that the Bible does not explicitly "hate fun." The Bible provides guidance on various aspects of life, including how to live in a manner that is pleasing to God and beneficial for ourselves and others. While the Bible does emphasize principles such as obedience, self-control, and prioritizing spiritual matters, it also acknowledges the importance of joy, celebration, and enjoying God's creation.
For example, Ecclesiastes 3:4 states, "A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance." This verse recognizes that there are appropriate times for enjoyment and celebration in life.
Additionally, Jesus himself attended weddings (John 2:1-11) and feasts (Matthew 9:10-13) where people were enjoying themselves. While the Bible does caution against excess, selfishness, or behaviors that lead to harm, it does not forbid wholesome enjoyment and recreation.
Ultimately, the interpretation of biblical principles regarding fun and recreation can vary among individuals and religious traditions. Some may emphasize the importance of moderation and avoiding activities that lead to sin, while others may view enjoyment and recreation as gifts from God to be enjoyed responsibly

chapter 6. that's when it finally hit him. That's about the extent of "fun" the bible is allowing. it is worse than the basketball dilemma. weddings and feasts eh. sounds like formality bullshit. "fun" has to be "formal" otherwise it isn't. heaven is not the paradise the bible is trying to sell.