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agelastos

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Dumb idea for a game though, I reckon the lawyers would probably unleash dragon fire upon the dev.
There are already a few ASoIaF/GoT porn parodies on this site, so it's probably safe as long as the dev: 1) changes the names a bit, and/or 2) makes it a critique or commentary on the books/show.
 

MLocke

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Is there an Alien parody? You should have those cryo-sleep pods on your ship, but it's OK to wake up your passengers. There should be one evil synth.
 

FullBandwithCooming

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Breeding management sim where you are the king of a small island somewhere between Spain and Morocco in the 17th century (or so), and you have the brilliant idea of getting out of a bad debt situation: You start buying slaves from all over the world, to train and breed them, so that you can re-sell them to decadent nobles from all around the world. You breed your slaves to have specific traits (breast-size, lactation intensity, physical traits, psychological traits, race, etc. anything you can think of) by pairing them up with the appropriate partners and then (once they've grown up, i guess we're gonna time-skip or have a magic aging drug) sell them or employ them in your breeding facilities or your premium island brothels. The more exotic you make them, the more profitable your operation, and as the king you obviously have the privilege of banging all the slaves anytime you want.
 

aspar4gus

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Breeding management sim where you are the king of a small island somewhere between Spain and Morocco in the 17th century (or so), and you have the brilliant idea of getting out of a bad debt situation: You start buying slaves from all over the world, to train and breed them, so that you can re-sell them to decadent nobles from all around the world. You breed your slaves to have specific traits (breast-size, lactation intensity, physical traits, psychological traits, race, etc. anything you can think of) by pairing them up with the appropriate partners and then (once they've grown up, i guess we're gonna time-skip or have a magic aging drug) sell them or employ them in your breeding facilities or your premium island brothels. The more exotic you make them, the more profitable your operation, and as the king you obviously have the privilege of banging all the slaves anytime you want.
Dude, you can somewhat achieve this with loverslab-modded crusader kings 3 lol

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Tempest177

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A game where FemMC cucked her mother by fucking her dad

Alternatively MaleMC with the same plot so now it has the added humiliation of turning the dad gay
 
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ruziy

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(Inspired by ) Light-heart isekai game where the main emphasis is not so much on sex, but on comic situations, in which MC finds himself because of his unaccustomedness to the fact that in this world all relationships are based on domination/submission, and light bondage is common and ubiquitous.
 

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mod list?
Ahh, that was from an old lewd playthrough and i haven't done any new lewd play yet

but i'll list down the ones that i definitely remember using:
Beautiful Portrait
Community Flavor Pack
Better Barbershop

from Loverslab:
Carnalitas
Carnalitas Slavery Reimagined
Carnalitas Love Reimagined
Character Body Overhaul
 

FullBandwithCooming

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Ahh, that was from an old lewd playthrough and i haven't done any new lewd play yet

but i'll list down the ones that i definitely remember using:
Beautiful Portrait
Community Flavor Pack
Better Barbershop

from Loverslab:
Carnalitas
Carnalitas Slavery Reimagined
Carnalitas Love Reimagined
Character Body Overhaul
Thank you, this will be good
 

ruziy

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Ordinary High-School Student™ accidentally discovers his ability to mind control and, just as accidentally, enslaves the local alpha-bitch. There's just one problem: he's a typical nerd whose entire libido is devoted to his hobby, and he wants only one thing from women - "leave me alone!". She, on the other hand, knows perfectly well why a woman needs a cunt, but how can she explain that to her master...
 
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Dahakma

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I just finished book Černá Smečka and I think the premise would work great as a game.

The book is about a tough, snarky guy who works as a demonhunter for a secret church organization. He's a half-demon himself, his mother is a cult leader who fornicated with Lucifer. The plot is about an evil ploy of his mother to breed him with his older sister so she would give birth to Lucifer in a human form. (And the hero doesn't want to do it because he's a normal person.)

Anyway, the gimmick is that:
1) demons can smell and detect good people
2) slaying a demon is a great good deed
3) therefore demonhunters have to sin to stay under the radar

Which means successful demonhunt is usually followed by wild debauchery. (And the church hires misfits who naturally gravitate towards sinning.)

And when the heroes are on the run from demons and have to stay hidden to survive, the author of the book goes full Crank 2: High Voltage. Like the hero doing it on a public transport with a girl he barely met; or during a car chase, his sister is committing lesbian perversion in the backseat; or rescuing people and killing demons has to be followed by robbing a gas station and rough sodomy.

There were a lot of random, out-of-place sex scenes yet there was a good, plot-related excuse for all of them.
 

ruziy

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Game about (sapient) tentacle monster and bunch of female heroines. They were forced to unite in order to survive, because in the new world, after the victory over the Weevil Hentai Overlord, there is no place for tentacles, and the heroines have simply outlived their usefulness.
 

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A dogging simulator where you're a professional football player and you like to get down and dirty with naughty teenage girls from council estates/projects and hot trashy soccer mom cougars.

You also get invited to high society wife swapping events and Diddy parties.

Just make sure that the media don't get you! (Your club and moral society who have never done anything wrong won't like that)

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Here's my best idea yet: convince whoever owns the rights for Vampire the Masquerade's digital games to make one where you're a Tzimisce who runs a business of body modifications for the locals, whether vampires or other folk. Most of the requests end up being for bigger breasts/ass/dick, some others wanting to become full furries.
 

ruziy

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World-building idea for some (pre)historic (with longhouses) or futuristic (with co-livings) setting. Where prolonged cohabitation and an almost complete lack of privacy has led to the following:
  1. A relaxed attitude toward public sex (a couple who decide to fuck in the hallway or laundry room will be scolded not for the sex itself, but for blocking the passageway).
  2. Group sex and orgies have become the norm (one couple started, the rest followed).
  3. As a consequence of the previous two points — group marriage. All residents are considered spouses, and no one cares who the father of the child is.
  4. However, any “intergenerational” sex between residents of same longhouse/co-living is considered incest (because see the previous point), regardless of genetic kinship.
 

ruziy

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(the idea was borrowed from twenty-year-old Internets) USSR-2005: a world where the Cold War continues and both sides actively use pornography to draw attention to their propaganda So that even in international news on central television, you can see African (or some another part of the Third World) boobs, liberated by socialism from the tyranny of clothing.
 
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agelastos

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(the idea was borrowed from twenty-year-old Internets) USSR-2005: a world where the Cold War continues and both sides actively use pornography to draw attention to their propaganda So that even in international news on central television, you can see African (or some another part of the Third World) boobs, liberated by socialism from the tyranny of clothing.
It was also a popular trope in '60s and '70s sci-fi.
 

agelastos

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Well… The back cover of one of the issues of a from 1967:
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I wasn't questioning that (you'd find the same kind of thing on the cover of pretty much any pre-1970 issue of National Geographic), I was just saying that it used to be a very popular sci-fi trope. I provided the link because I thought you might find some inspiration in that article (or in the list of examples of works that make use of the trope).
 

ruziy

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I wasn't questioning that (you'd find the same kind of thing on the cover of pretty much any pre-1970 issue of National Geographic)
Well, that was a half-joking clarification that it's not just in science fiction.

I provided the link because I thought you might find some inspiration in that article (or in the list of examples of works that make use of the trope).
Oh, if only. For several years now, I've had floating around in my head idea about “The Chronicles of Test Site No. 731,” AKA “Colonel Quaritch's Kindergarten” (Biological Warfare Service from "Transhuman Space"-like setting meet Stone Age anthros. Armed Farces and National Geographic Porn ensues). So nothing came of it, except for a few fragments and phrases like, “If you've decided to take a second wife, choose one you can get pregnant!” (From the love triangle between jealous nativel wife, an Yukikaze-style transatmospheric interceptor, and an unsuspecting flyboy).
 
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