Pitch your dumb ideas

Oct 14, 2022
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Timeloop replay:
You are stuck in a time loop.
You repeat the same day over and over but with a twist.
Your past actions remain unchanged.
So if you banged your teacher at 12:30 you can see yourself banging your teacher at 12:30.
How many copies of yourself can you make before you get to bored to continue?
After all every single restart adds a new copy doing exactly what you did before.
 
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ruziy

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Feb 15, 2019
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I think you missed the point that this is supposed to be DUMB ideas. That sounds dangerously good.
Well... I just can't find thread for clever ideas. :)

P.S. Caffeine overdose strikes back.

Some of Ancient Mesopotamia. The capital's temple, where young girls are waiting for the most important event in their lives: the public defloration that will make them sacred whores full-fledged servants of the goddess. Since it's one thing when lugal himself takes your virginity, and quite another if it's a lowly commoner, under the ostentatious pietism, ruthless intrigues are boiling ... and an oceans of hot lesbian sex.
 
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Jaike

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Aug 24, 2020
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Hentai highschool+ Redemption.

You are a priest who see's how the city has fallen to lust.
You see fields left on harvested, crimes get unpunished, dirt fills the street, etc.
As everyone is too busy fucking to work.

You see it as your divine mission to save these sinners from lust and return the lords glory to smallville.

Basicly a reverse hentai highschool+
Where you are trying to change a city where everyone is fucking all the time into a sociaty that only approve's of fucking their wives.
Lemme guess, the total-failure worst ending is a city-sized harem ending where he gets kicked out of the church? :WeSmart:
 
Mar 21, 2023
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I don't actually want anyone to create this, unless I'm the one who is making it....But, lately I've been thinking that it would be kind of cool to create the Daz3D AVN version of my current erotica project. This will never be available to the general public as it actually has way too many real life parallels (not to mention elements of copyright infringement), but I just think it would be cool to take the book and create a visual representation based on it.

Of course, the actual novel isn't even finished: far from it in fact. Also I basically know absolutely nothing about this Daz3D character designing, nor can I exactly afford getting into the whole realm of 3D VN creation at this time. All this is just an idea that formed in my head, but this thread is asking for some "dumb ideas", so here I am, lol.
 

Nunu312

Smut Peddler
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Jul 25, 2018
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I had the idea to create a game of actual logic puzzles. Slap some erotica in there and we're good to go.

As it turns out the hard core puzzle crowd is a relatively small niche here
 

Oldishy

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Jun 16, 2022
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I had the idea to create a game of actual logic puzzles. Slap some erotica in there and we're good to go.

As it turns out the hard core puzzle crowd is a relatively small niche here
Assuming all the puzzles are pretty fair/reasonable, I actually wish there was more of that on here, I personally don't see the point in a porn-"GAME" if there's absolutely no thinking/gameplay involved whatsoever, like a lot of these visual novels on here (no hate if anyone likes that though). But I think that's a hot take.
 
Oct 13, 2018
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My dumb porn parody ideas (please, use them):

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Cock
-The cock makes gives Indie special 'phallic' powers, wink wink (yes, this is what constitutes an 'idea' for me)

Lara Croft: Womb Raider
-Lara meets her arch nemesis on an expedition only to find out he has a new apprentice: it's her son she had accidentally 18 years ago but put up for adoption so she could continue being bad-ass! Feeling guilty she lets him stay in her mansion even though he is working for her enemy. Game is MC (son) and Lara doing missions blah blah she is seduced at the end blah blah

Star Whores: the Empire Fucks Back
-You play as a sith who is trying to defeat the rebellion. Female jedi who get in your way get more than they bargained for (and have to take maternity leave from the jedi council). Includes bondage droids.

Honey I Fucked the Kids!
-This time nothings getting smaller. Alt title 'Honey I accidentally used my enlarge gun on my daughters tits and ass'

Feedback appreciated.
 

batmantitties

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Sep 17, 2017
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A female protagonist game where the player avoids all the classic dumb tropes.
Some asshole tells the MC she owes him a million from a debt her late father left and she just tells him that it is not valid because it is not her signature. Some other asshole tries to drug her drink and she switches then around, then kicks the unconscious creep in the balls. Some other asshole tries to hypnotise her and she just punches him in the nose. Another asshole gets too touchy and instead of just standing there like an idiot (like so many games do, I hate it) she knees him in the nuts before tazing his ass.
 

ruziy

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Feb 15, 2019
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Inspired by the "Vulpes - Adorable Foxes" RimWorld mod:

One not so beautiful day John Average Doe (MC) discovers four well-endowed and obedient slave girls from The Very Far Future in his backyard. But there is one catch. Now he will have to think about how to keep under radars four anthropomorphic foxes completely unsuited to independent life (Moreover, these marvels of ultra-tech genetic engineering don't understand the very concept of freedom at all).

P.S. Oh, and by the way. "Obedient" doesn't mean at all that they "will not try to subtly manipulate their master". Not because of some sinister goals, but simply to get sex more attention, better food, or just to avoid punishment.
 

Belial Husk

Currently working on Kiera Chase.
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Sep 17, 2023
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Your son is a magnet for women of all kinds. You don't know where he gets it from, but he is always in those situations. But he is a young adult and has still to graduate. If something happens to you... he still can't fend for himself! Save your son from forming a harem before he secures a job that can pay taxes.:WutFace:
 

ruziy

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Feb 15, 2019
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"I was a downtrodden overworked intern and reincarnated as the only Ob/Gyn with modern education in a low-tech fantasy world". With a minimum amount of porn, but with maximum emphasis on medical procedures and the headache of the only doctor in the area who is forced to deal with all weird shit (like centauress knocked up by werewolf).
 

Col.Panic

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Jun 6, 2020
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A bit more story focused incest/maybe ntr? game, but the player shouldn't know it initially. You play as a man with a wife and daughter. The PC had to move to this old remote city or something. He discovers a sharing platform via his office computer, that is only accessible from there. You discover that there's a secret group of people who mistreat women, film everything and share it on the site. They also chat about it and have polls of what they do to them. All the camera angles are set so that the heads are not visible, or they are hidden underneath bondage masks or something. The PC can participate in the chats and polls, and later videos are uploaded that you can watch.

You guessed it, the main point of the game is, that at least one of the women is your daughter and or wife. At a later point of the story they were forced into those acts and all of your polled suggestions were done to them. Of course everything should be written, so that the player thinks, that these women are either strangers, visitors or random citizen. Maybe the other guys know your identity on the sharing site and one of the bad ends revolve around what you wrote online and what you unknowingly suggested doing to them.

But the story initially refers around that the PC is a pretty normal, family loving guy. He sees how the women are humiliated, gang raped and so on and discovers his perverted fantasies. Besides the sharing platform you spend time with your family and they, as well as you, try to hide what's happening when you are at work. Think of a shared dinner, but the daughter's ass has been spanked, so she can't sit properly. Or he's been staying late because of the movies and his wife is asking unpleasant questions, assuming he might have an affair.

There should be hints hidden about what's happening to the PCs family and if done right you can discover them, which leads to saving his family or give you better endings. E.g. you spend very much time with your wife and she tells you what's happening. Or you see that your daughter has a beauty mark on her body and later recognize that same mark in one of the videos. Or you simply decide to go home early and spend time with your family instead of engaging on the platform and walk in on the guys trying to rape your wife. I guess the games quality really depends on how fleshed out this system is
 
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Aphex81

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Jun 18, 2022
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Here is my pitch

Title: The Undesirables

Concept: VN, Ongoing poll based development

A game where you get to fuck all the underrepresented videogame side characters like Ves from Witcher, Meredith Stout from Cyberpunk, Vivienne from Dragon Age, Morinth from Mass Effect and so on. This way you scoop up all the disappointed coomers that are fans of those but never get any content.
 
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