Pitch your dumb ideas

[ruziy]

I like how this was supposed to be a thread about shitty game ideas...
Yet damn near every comment is trying to make a good game idea.
Wtf People?!

"Well... I just can't find thread for clever ideas." (q)Me

P.S. Caffeine strike back: mix of 3d survival game, like "Planet Nomads"/"The Long Dark", and "Artificial Girl", where sexual urges are added to the MC needs. Which leads to the need to interact with native tribes, the only source of women in this wilderness.

 

[papel]

Dumb idea: the fucks giver. Your MC distributes fucks around. All the fucks are given. You never asked for a fuck, but you'll get one. MC just goes around and harasses people until they've been properly given a good fuck, for the sole purpose of ending the fuck with a "witty" "a fuck has been given to you".

 

[Ariostebaldo]

A game with a story plot focused on one main LI, also featuring half dozen side girls that take around 80% of the playtime, then on chapter 9° the PC is dumped because he was fucking around with a half dozen girls.

That's one of the dumbest ideas ever, but quite common for some reason.

 

[someonebody42]

A game with a story plot focused on one main LI, also featuring half dozen side girls that take around 80% of the playtime, then on chapter 9° the PC is dumped because he was fucking around with a half dozen girls.

That's one of the dumbest ideas ever, but quite common for some reason.

the rest is minigames to minimize your characters substance abuse

 

[Deleted member 6168082]

Dumb idea: the fucks giver. Your MC distributes fucks around. All the fucks are given. You never asked for a fuck, but you'll get one.

MC just goes around and harasses people until they've been properly given a good fuck, for the sole purpose of ending the fuck with a "witty" "a fuck has been given to you".

The first part doesn't make any sense. If the "Fucks Giver" is the opposite of "Doesn't give a fuck" then there shouldn't be any fucking involved. You just put "you never asked for a fuck" to force the sex stuff in it. To me, a "fucks giver" would be someone that gives a fuck about everything and anything.

Oh, you pushed me by mistake, I give a fuck now lol

Shouldn't he be called, "The Harasser" then? or "The Good Fucker" could even mix it up with "The Good Focker" a little "Meet the Fockers" nudge. I don't know, I took this dumb idea and became a "fuck giver"... I shouldn't have given a fuck.

 

[papel]

The first part doesn't make any sense. If the "Fucks Giver" is the opposite of "Doesn't give a fuck" then there shouldn't be any fucking involved. You just put "you never asked for a fuck" to force the sex stuff in it. To me, a "fucks giver" would be someone that gives a fuck about everything and anything.

Oh, you pushed me by mistake, I give a fuck now lol

Shouldn't he be called, "The Harasser" then? or "The Good Fucker" could even mix it up with "The Good Focker" a little "Meet the Fockers" nudge. I don't know, I took this dumb idea and became a "fuck giver"... I shouldn't have given a fuck.

 

[Stalker Seducer]

You know the saying, "great ideas are a dime a dozen, but you couldn't pay me for every dumb one I had" or something like that.

So pitch me your dumb porn game ideas and assume I'll make them a reality (I won't).

My own stupid idea is to have an incest NTR/cucker double game where the NTR haters play as an older brother coming back home (you know the deal) and fucks all his sisters and his mom, and the NTR lovers get to play as the younger brother who just sits there and watches. I'll be sure to make the younger bro wimpy as shit, and the older bro ultra manly like a lifted diesel truck. Older brother would throw a shit ton of disparaging remarks and younger brother will just eat it up. Of course, it wouldn't be complete without the game's F95 page devolving into an utter shitshow of NTR haters and lovers going at it, with no clear winner until the end of the game where you realize, pussy or no pussy, you fuckers are two sides of the same coin (game)!

Bare with me it's going to be very obvious this idea is entirely based on my own personal tastes and nobody else.

A horror shooter like silent hill with PSX style graphics that doubles as a dating sim, with you finding items and fighting optional bosses to win the favor of your favorite girl. of course all the girls are also batshit insane... with multiple story and gameplay impacting choices and 10+ different endings it would be ambitious if nothing else. of course gotta get some horror/torture porn in there too for good measure. this would basically be my perfect ideal dream game sadly something like this will never be made and i don't have the time or patience to learn game design

 

[kzaazul]

Bare with me it's going to be very obvious this idea is entirely based on my own personal tastes and nobody else.

A horror shooter like silent hill with PSX style graphics that doubles as a dating sim, with you finding items and fighting optional bosses to win the favor of your favorite girl. of course all the girls are also batshit insane... with multiple story and gameplay impacting choices and 10+ different endings it would be ambitious if nothing else. of course gotta get some horror/torture porn in there too for good measure. this would basically be my perfect ideal dream game sadly something like this will never be made and i don't have the time or patience to learn game design

While I don't like to mix horror with my porn, I think a game where the girls have personal quests and you gain favor by completing them or dealing with bosses that have something to do with them (the monster who killed their family, who was their former lover, etc) would be nice.

 

[Doorknob22]

Here is an idea I'll never get around to write: a father-daughter relationship where both father and daughter secretly lust after each other but don't fulfill their lust, instead the daughter gets off helping her dad seduce her friends and gets off peeking on him fucking them while dad fucks her friends as a substitute to the one girl he can't have.

It could be a very slow burn incest, but it can work even without incest.

 

[Stalker Seducer]

While I don't like to mix horror with my porn, I think a game where the girls have personal quests and you gain favor by completing them or dealing with bosses that have something to do with them (the monster who killed their family, who was their former lover, etc) would be nice.

Dating sims with more advanced gameplay would be nice.

 

[Been There Done That]

HOLY CRAP! I JUST CHECKED OUT THE LATEST UPDATES AND WAS STOPPED DEAD IN MY TRACKS BY A DESCRIPTION TITLE LINE "That Woman Who Was My Father..."! WHAAATTTT????
Immediately I began to suspect:
*Some Dev has watched "Trans Parent" and taken it way into Kink County with all new fetish fun,
*How will they torture the poor protagonist and slaughter ordinary logic to allow the poor sod to follow such an extreme plot without relying on the commonplace cliches?
*How does the poor lonely inexperienced protag turn him or her self inside out to sex up dear old dad/mom?
*What tag is used when "vaginal sex" involves a surgically created mangina?
*Will Oedipus run screaming into the night when the weight of his kink chain drags him down to insanity like Marley's Ghost?
*And finally the strangest weirdest least believable premise.....
DAD ISN'T DEAD???? WTF??? Are no traditions sacred???

Then I clicked on the description panel to see just how crazy this one might be, and I read......
"That Woman Who Was My Father's Mistress". Damn you word wrap! You're crazier than Chat GPT!
So it's just the plain old worn out Noncest posthumous NTR/cuck Dad's dead ass in the afterlife plot.

That shit's been done to death.

 

[ViperGts151]

My idea would be a parody game of the borderlands series Called The vault of lust you play as a new vault
hunter who has stumbled upon a new type of vault/ vault key this particular vault key is powered by lust energy and requires a large amount to open said vault Though out the game you need to defeat enemies in battle before you can sleep with them to gather lust energy the MC will get stronger as he progresses though the game and will go up against tougher enemies as the game progresses and once an enemy has been defeated and slept with you can recruit them to join your team to help you in future battles . The mc's gender can be chosen by the player and has an option to be straight , bi or gay which will edit the type of enemies you will be able to sleep with to gather lust energy . This will also mean you can pull characters from all borderlands games including the telltale spin off ones.

 

[ruziy]

Characters concept: mother and (adult) daughter pair, where the daughter plays the dominant role (mainly because her MILF likes things like "to be forcibly exposed in front of barely known man" herself, but nevertheless).

 

[papel]

Characters concept: mother and (adult) daughter pair, where the daughter plays the dominant role (mainly because her MILF likes things like "to be forcibly exposed in front of barely known man" herself, but nevertheless).

Sounds like a perfect opportunity for the daughter to pimp her own mother, rather than the other way around. That'd be some fun times.

 

[Semondemon]

melon head. A melon that rolls. Collect fruit roll-ups and gain limbs. Eventually a sexy body. Then bang someone.
No. You can't have a sexy face. You're a melon lady.

 

[papel]

melon head. A melon that rolls. Collect fruit roll-ups and gain limbs. Eventually a sexy body. Then bang someone.
No. You can't have a sexy face. You're a melon lady.

Melon Lady, you say?

 

[Semondemon]

Melon Lady, you say?

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That is not a melon.

 

[tanstaafl]

Netori revenge style game. Fat kid in his teens is humiliated, gets angry and makes bad decisions then gets in trouble. The result is him leaving town. He goes to stay with extended family, or something, I dunno. Years later something happens to his family that he let behind. A year or so after that he returns to town. While he was gone he did the stereotypical stuff that a guy does to change from pudgy teen into a megachad netori god; became a navy seal hacker CIA spy or something. Of course no one recognizes him. He sets about to tear the town apart one stolen wife at a time.

Optional: Add sub plots and other story bits as needed to make it interesting.

 

[ruziy]

#MakeHucowsPregnantAgain

Sandbox game with mechanics similar to "Hentai High School". "Officially", you (MC) moved to this small town because you were tired of the hustle and bustle of megalopolis, and in general, life here will be cheaper. In reality, you "borrowed" some materials from a failed government program[1] and decided that this backwater would be a best place to keep crap under radars...

1. The government has taken care of the problem of declining birthrate. Unfortunately, field tests in some third-world country have shown that the solution has irreversible side effects: women in test group became simple minded (not dumb, but everything beyond ordinary housewife chores was... problematic) and too obedient and passive.

 

[Wankstaindeluxe]

A ntr game with fighting game elements. (Think street fighter or SNK)

The plot is simple. You can play as up to 4 unnamed protagonists. Gyaru-oh, Ugly Bastard, Shota, & Douchebag Black guy. They all want to fuck the girls who are in a fighting tournament, but they're all taken by other guys. So they'll take them by force...

Or try to...

The twist of this game is that plays exactly like the older fighting games, in that there borderline fucking impossible to beat. The AI will cheat to win. Doing combos in a game where you can't even do a simple one, break every throw, seemingly unlimited projectiles, etc. After all, these are some of the toughest fighters in the world, Did you think this was gonna be a cakewalk?

Once you lose (And I do mean Once), You are treated to the guys celebrating their victory by fucking their girlfriends in front of you. Yup, you may be playing ntr antagonists, but you're not the one doing the NTRing.

And should you win by some miracle, you'll have your chance with the girl...

A chance in hell, as none of the girls (Literally None of them) Will agree to this. Turns out there not exactly impressed by some asshole beating up their boyfriend, fiance, crush, etc. You then have the choice to fight them, and it is just as hard as the other fights. Even if you win the fight, the officials will force you to leave and trying to fight these guys is an impossible battle.

The only girl you can bang is the ugly ass 65 year old tournament organizer, who likes to use a strapon on her victims.