Pitch your dumb ideas

Jash83

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Isekai game with female protagonist.

A young modern girl suddenly finds herself in the Paleolithic. Of course, this child of the big city is completely unprepared for the role of the tribal hunter's wife. Moreover, from the point of view of the locals, she is far from , so her only advantage is knowing that sex does not come down to "woman stands on all fours and wait until man cum in her". But will it be enough?
Inspired by "The Otaku in 10,000 BC"?
 

ruziy

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Feb 15, 2019
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"Literal Lab Rats" - game about who are used as... well, as lab rats for .

P.S. All links are obviously NSFW.
 

papel

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"Literal Lab Rats" - game about who are used as... well, as lab rats for .

P.S. All links are obviously NSFW.
Although the artist says he did those ~2011, that art looks 90s as fuck to me

I can picture said game being one of those management/mix stuff up types: you research new sex products by mixing components, with each individual component adding or subtracting to a number of possible results; test it on lab rats to see the results; send it to market
 

Madui

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Mar 11, 2022
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A scifi adventure game with a big setting prep phase like stellaris but the gameplay of rpg where the locations, characters and npcs are procedurally generated based on the setting the player has chosen. Scifi NSFW Dwarf fortress adventure mode.

Been coding a framework that could support something like this for a while now.
 
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ruziy

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Idea for breeding game setting:

A generation ship, where during the flight it turned out that the hopes for the progress of genetics and medicine in preventing the negative effect of population bottleneck were... somewhat exaggerated. As a result, this has led to the formation of a society where human reproduction has ceased to be a private matter and should take place exclusively in dedicated areas[1] and under the supervision of qualified specialists.

1. Equipped with all the necessary devices to hold the female in a pose perfectly suited for conception.
1.1 Artificial insemination would obviously be more logical here, but we still have a porn game.
1.1.1 On second thoughts...
 

tanstaafl

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Oh, an actual dumb idea this time. A yandere battle. The MC is unlucky enough (or lucky enough?) to have two yandere set their sights on him at the same time. When they realize this the battle begins. Point of the game? Survive.
 

Jaike

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A twist on the usual, overused Japanese setting of orc raiders and lewd elves, where orcs suffer population replacement in their own settlements because of the elves' higher fertility and a few other reasons.
 

papel

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Now here's a great dumb idea: condom factory management. Unlock the ultimate quality control of manually testing each condom before shipping it!
 

Gone405

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You know the saying, "great ideas are a dime a dozen, but you couldn't pay me for every dumb one I had" or something like that.

So pitch me your dumb porn game ideas and assume I'll make them a reality (I won't).

My own stupid idea is to have an incest NTR/cucker double game where the NTR haters play as an older brother coming back home (you know the deal) and fucks all his sisters and his mom, and the NTR lovers get to play as the younger brother who just sits there and watches. I'll be sure to make the younger bro wimpy as shit, and the older bro ultra manly like a lifted diesel truck. Older brother would throw a shit ton of disparaging remarks and younger brother will just eat it up. Of course, it wouldn't be complete without the game's F95 page devolving into an utter shitshow of NTR haters and lovers going at it, with no clear winner until the end of the game where you realize, pussy or no pussy, you fuckers are two sides of the same coin (game)!
You know the saying, "great ideas are a dime a dozen, but you couldn't pay me for every dumb one I had" or something like that.

So pitch me your dumb porn game ideas and assume I'll make them a reality (I won't).

My own stupid idea is to have an incest NTR/cucker double game where the NTR haters play as an older brother coming back home (you know the deal) and fucks all his sisters and his mom, and the NTR lovers get to play as the younger brother who just sits there and watches. I'll be sure to make the younger bro wimpy as shit, and the older bro ultra manly like a lifted diesel truck. Older brother would throw a shit ton of disparaging remarks and younger brother will just eat it up. Of course, it wouldn't be complete without the game's F95 page devolving into an utter shitshow of NTR haters and lovers going at it, with no clear winner until the end of the game where you realize, pussy or no pussy, you fuckers are two sides of the same coin (game)!
Ok so I've always wanted a pornstar rpg/simulator where the object is to be the top in the game whether it be one porn sites, only fans, escorts/prostitute. Make you're character more specialized in a specific field. I would have the "open world" like how it is in persona where it has limited amount of zones you can visit while you unlock more as you play. Of course you can create a male/female/NB Pornstar choose your established fetishs/dislikes as well body type and so on. Toss in some funny/weird encounters too in the open world to have some random fun and I think this is a fun game although very silly.
 

kidlat020

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MC got hit by truck-kun and got isekai'd.

upon waking up he is surrounded by monsters. he was saved by your typical female lead sword princess type character, except she was a little too late and you lost your arm from the attack.

admitting you don't know anything about this world she proposes that your skills to be assessed. like in most usual setting. and yes you have a skill: Sword Talent. except you just lost your arm. what good is that talent? she herself realizes that he is even more of a liability than a skill-less.

Damn I feel horrible.
 

Losersriot

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I've read all the stories here. It seems like there are 12 year old hikikomori here with an IQ less 70 who have never seen a single woman except in ugly anime.
 

kidlat020

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I've read all the stories here. It seems like there are 12 year old hikikomori here with an IQ less 70 who have never seen a single woman except in ugly anime.
tourist detected. nowhere in any anime/manga sphere have anybody used the term woman. go away.
 

Losersriot

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tourist detected. nowhere in any anime/manga sphere have anybody used the term woman. go away.
anime/manga lol. Leonardo in 15 century draw better. This art crap - medieval.
Story about tentacles, robots, ET, or some kid's shit - make my penis small!

When i need in train slow down my erection, i imagine anime faceless flat face figh against big robot lol
 

Losersriot

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Incels who live locked up are incapable of creating quality art because they can't see ANYTHING. Not only women, but even communication between people. They only see ugly shit about robots, fights, and aliens.

These people never grow up. When they turn 18, they become laborers and their mental development stops. And there's no time to make games.

That's the reason why almost all games here are shit about harem fights between robots, tentacles and maniacs with a dildo inserted in their ass.
 

Salvo007

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Jul 22, 2018
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a game where the world are filled with monster girl.. the great tamer all around the world are fighting each other to proof their might with their companion (monster girl), there will be a tournament system in the game, train your monster to make them stronger or make them lewd so you can sell them for make more money and buy better monster at the monster shop..
or search them in the wild,

btw the way you tame it is with battle or persuade them with special technique (you know what i mean)..
i think it's not a dumb idea, the dumb thing is.. i realize i can't do programming LOL, how am i going to create something that complicated..

but here are some of the sprites that i made for it :KEK:

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btw sorry for my bad english..