Pitch your dumb ideas

[hewhocumsbynight]

... wow... that made me think wild hewhocumsbynight

it made me think that when it comes to corruption, in early rise of religion business, pastors/preach would go "hooooold my holy ale!".

if you wanna gain reputation:
you start at a back water village that knows nothing about crop rotation and say "I have a vision! that if you grow lettuce on this plot here, grow peas with oats altogether there, put a chicken pen on that grub-infested barren plot, etc. we will have a bountiful harvest in the moons to come!!!".

and after the 'miracle', you might wanna bang somebody:
<ratspukin'> my good brethren, you're the luckiest as your wife is the fairest in this village, and yet, you have no children! how so?
<Abbet Tuvicuckd> oh heaven knows we tried but I always reach my climax first and I go limp before she gets hers! it's frustrating...
<ratspukin'> (wiiiiiiiide grin) fret not, your wife and I shall perform a ritual, every night.... in private, to ask for a miracle. would you happen to know where I could procure poppy? for incense!...

you might say "ooooh the corruption part is soooo original... riiiiight" welp... you can't go to a noble's daughter head first without influence right? besides... the village wenchies are just side dishes! make do!

Exactly! Hell, if we want to actually go for historical accuracy, all we need to do have our "hero" join a cult where orgies are a key part of worship, and have him claim to be conducting sacred "rituals" in bathhouses. The best part of this whole idea is that you don't need to make anything outrageous up - you just need to use some quotes from any biography of the man!

 

[Fliptoynk]

Exactly! Hell, if we want to actually go for historical accuracy, all we need to do have our "hero" join a cult where orgies are a key part of worship, and have him claim to be conducting sacred "rituals" in bathhouses. The best part of this whole idea is that you don't need to make anything outrageous up - you just need to use some quotes from any biography of the man!

don't forget to include my name in acknowledgment page, ayt?

 

[Kind Nightmares]

Ok, here's my idea what never become of reality. It's basically parody so don't be offended, sensitive snowflakes.

WARNING: Fem Mc game. There are two best friends. Girl and boy. Boy is a pervert (we call him Bax) and girl is smart and cold-hearted (we call her Mary). One day, Bax found a magic artifact that gives him the power to fuck anything that moves, and he tried to use the spell on his mother and sisters, and then on Mary's mother. She finds out that this pathetic loser is up to something, reveals his plans, saves the girls and wins them using only the incredible charisma of the alpha female and hands ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Then they all humiliate him, make him a slave and live quietly in a lesbian harem. And I think there are already perfect renders for Bax from great game

Spoiler: Sorry not sorry

You don't have permission to view the spoiler content. Log in or register now.

 

[khumak]

I got inspiration for an idea recently from a TV show I can't remember the name of. It's basically a play on the old "Indecent Proposal", except the roles are reversed. There's a girl trying to start a business with a blue collar boyfriend and they're having money problems. She doesn't have enough to get her business off the ground. A rich lady finds out about her business pitch and offers to give her the start up money she needs in exchange for a night with her man. The catch is she never gets to find out what happened or the deal is off.

My version will center on this rich lady playing mind games with both of them and the timeline will be more than just a day. She'll engineer scenarios that put both of them in compromising situations and let the other one pick whether they trust them to resist or not. She'll offer them deals to guarantee the other person has to cross the line but only goes so far if they don't trust the other person. If they do trust them then they don't know what's going on. Maybe they resist. Maybe they give in completely.

The perspective changes from one to the other from scene to scene with each of them imagining what the other one is doing (or in some cases actually watching it if they took one of the deals). For instance she might offer the girl a deal where she has to watch her man getting a blowjob right there and then but then has a guarantee that things won't go any farther that night. If she just trusted him maybe nothing would have happened. Then again maybe that orgy she conjured up in the back of her mind would come true...

 

[Agnaricson]

I've got an idea for ya:

"From Rags To Riches"

You control an elderly gentleman who lives in a suburban town with his ungrateful, cruel wife who is ill. You first see the main character listening to a walkman with tunes he'd grow up with, reminiscing over choices he took or chance he avoided. The wife dies, and so the man is left alone in this cruel world.

He loses his house, and his distant, careless son won't answer his calls. Alone and forgotten, he is forced to live his remaining days on the streets of Ragville. He gets beaten by thugs, robbed of his non-existent posessions, and left to die in a cold, rough alley in the middle of the city.

And so the story begins. It's not over 'till it's over.

You roam the streets and search through alleyway and garbage cans of bits and bolts and food to survive just one more day, week, month, in hopes of getting revenge to all those who treated you unfairly. You meet local homeless people willing to help you with various tasks like crafting items, provided you lend them a hand with their problems in return.

So basically it's a revenge story where you bang the wives of assholes all over town and make your way to the top of the foodchain before finally croaking over. The main character is like a Joker/Heisenberg hybrid.

You get loot through garbage containers, with various items in tiers of rarity that you can use to craft lockpicks and vibrators or whatever the quests require. There's also a cool animation when you loot them, think like Treasure of Nadia.

Oh and the son's wife gets it, as well as a runaway young woman who eventually lives with you on the streets, and you get to train her into becoming your very own personal youknowwhat.

There's also a huge breasted latino woman who works with her husband in a local restaurant. Yup, she gets it too.

 

[Ataios]

Girlz2GO. Quite similar to Pokémon GO, just with sexy women. There different types of girls to catch, starting with mundane categories such as milf or cutie. More advanced players can catch supernatural girls such as elves or witches, with demons and angels being the highest ranking types. There are also domiant and submissive variants. Arenas could be taken over in various sexy contests.

 

[megaplayboy10k]

You play the son of the very milfy governor. You get in trouble with the law and she decides to teach you a lesson by sending you to prison for 180 days(you get weekend furloughs for good behavior, though). Due to a processing error, you wind up being incarcerated at a women's correctional facility. You've also managed to smuggle in a ream of pre-signed sentence commutations and pardons. Can you get laid in a womens' prison with a fistful of pardons? Or at increased difficulty, can you AVOID getting laid in a womens' prison with a fistful of pardons?

 

[megaplayboy10k]

View attachment 960158 View attachment 960159
Girlz2GO. Quite similar to Pokémon GO, just with sexy women. There different types of girls to catch, starting with mundane categories such as milf or cutie. More advanced players can catch supernatural girls such as elves or witches, with demons and angels being the highest ranking types. There are also domiant and submissive variants. Arenas could be taken over in various sexy contests.

Poke-A-Babe? Poke-My-Mom?
A good backstory would help, explaining why there's all these random women running around and why you have to catch and, uh, "train" them. "Sorry, Mom, you're out of control. This is for your own good."
YOU USED HARD SPANK ON MOM. IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!

 

[Ataios]

Poke-A-Babe? Poke-My-Mom?
A good backstory would help, explaining why there's all these random women running around and why you have to catch and, uh, "train" them. "Sorry, Mom, you're out of control. This is for your own good."
YOU USED HARD SPANK ON MOM. IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!

You could choose a supervillain to play as, such as:
- Sorceress Queen from a Forgotten Age, returning to rebuild her empire - with benefits. She has an improved abilitiy for catching supernatural girls and is able to engage in hot lesbian bdsm action.
- Tentacled Alien. The female members of his species all perished in a terrible plague, so he turns his eyes and other organs to Earth. He can impregnate women and sire alien hybrids.
- Incubus. Just doing his job. Gains bonus when using magical whips.
- Crime Lord. Can buy extra items by pimping out women.
- Agent XXX: Investigates the mysterious disappearences of random women. Claims to catch women for their own good...
- Good-for-nothing thug who stumbled over a magical whip ... and has mommy issues. Gains boni catching women of the milf type.

Personally I think this type of game has no place for a genuinely good protagonist, but there could be genuinly good characters who try to hinder the players progress, such as noble knights, benevolent aliens, sons, husbands etc.

 

[ChaosOpen]

Poke-A-Babe? Poke-My-Mom?
A good backstory would help, explaining why there's all these random women running around and why you have to catch and, uh, "train" them. "Sorry, Mom, you're out of control. This is for your own good."
YOU USED HARD SPANK ON MOM. IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!

The porn sites had a bunch of ads that said there were hot singles in my area looking to meet me.

 

[megaplayboy10k]

Sexual Containment Protocols
You work for a secret organization that strives to protect humanity from "anomalies" of various sorts that are all sexual in nature and could cause massive disruptions to human society. Or you ARE one such anomaly, on the run from said organization.

 

[TheAmazingRolandder]

The porn sites had a bunch of ads that said there were hot singles in my area looking to meet me.

"They were in the area alright." says the old man, staring in to the distance. Somewhere in the shelter behind him, a teenager starts to cry, realizing he'll never see his father again. "Best watch yourself", the old man continues. "They're only interested in one thing."

He hands you a gun. There's one bullet chambered. You understand why. In the distance, you hear a shriek as a cougar pounces on her prey. You all do your best to ignore the screams.

They're out there. Horny MILFs, in the area. They want cock - your cock - and they won't stop until they're full.

 

[WinniDex]

The player takes over the role of a young college student, who secretly became an amateur porn producer:

The protagonists family (mother, father and two sisters) moves to a small town because his dad was offered a new job. There is a very small community and at first, most of the residents aren’t really welcoming. Also many of the people are religious and very prude.

Being a young horny college student the protagonist finds out that there is an erotic casting in a nearby motel and decides to visit it. It turns out no one else shows up to that casting because in the last moment, the mayor prohibited any porn due to the pressure of the community.

At the casting he has chat with some porn producers and gets explained how the business works, how to cast new talents and how to make a lot of money out of it, especially now that porn is officially prohibited.

The protagonist is very interested and now tries to start his own career as a producer. At first he convinces a classmate to do a webcam show. This show got so many likes and money, that it's now time to step things up.

The players goal is to hide this secret identity from everyone while also searching for new talents and convince them to be a porn actor/actress. You can try to bring students, teachers, friends and even family members into it and become the king of a new underground porn business.


This would be one of the best game plots, because it allows to include any fetish that you can think of.

Also there would be options for many different story outcomes, depending on who you try to cast, how big you want that porn business to get and how you keep the balance between the life of a college student and the life of a porn producer.

 

[megaplayboy10k]

Your young MC and his family are evicted after Dad cuts off support now that he's with his new family. While wandering the streets you get into a kerfluffle with an imposing pimp and thanks to your precocious martial arts skills you best him and acquire his very unusual pimp cane. The cane contains 3 orishas or African goddesses of love, lust and devotion. Along with the cane the MC also gains the pimp's "stable" of 5 prostitutes(including one mother-daughter pair). The MC's family is able to stay at the stable's home in a run-down hotel...with the stable...while the MC tries to figure out what to do next. In the meantime the MC has to keep going to high school(!) with his sisters and has a visit upcoming to his new stepfamily....and the powers of the pimp cane to unlock.

 

[Family Fun]

I have a few ideas that I would like to see turned into games. I've downloaded DAZ studio and try half-heartedly to learn it and ren 'py but I'm lazy. having the ideas and even writing out the story is the easy part.

Anyway my favorite idea is an incest story during 2020. Mom, Dad, male MC and sister. Dad and sister are doctors or medical people and have to go to work everyday while Mom and MC work from home until there is civil unrest and the internet provider is burned down leaving Mom and MC home alone all day with no internet, no phones and no TV. All they have are DVDs of Showgirls and Striptease and each other for company.

Gradually Mom and MC get more casual and stir crazy. Mom tries a dance routine arguing it's exercise, son plays along. it builds and builds and they start fucking all the while Dad and sister come home everyday and so they have to try to hide their relationship.

Simultaneously I would give indication that father and daughter are getting closer and have the mom/son speculate that F/D are fucking too. That's what I like best about my VN idea. The Mother/son would be explicit but the F/D would only be implied and always have a plausible explanation. Being the MC we would never really know what F/D were up to.

And because I love pregnancy endings Mom is absolutely getting knocked up but I'd make that optional.

 

[Zeinhold]

You die and end up in another world. It's gonna be your own Isekai story! Only it turns out that it's an Isekai of a game you haven't played. Worse yet, you recognize the figure with the MC of the game! It's someone from your world! And whats the first thought that comes to your head, seeing them with the MC of the game?

"Oh thank god." Your relieved cause that means you don't have to bother trying to 'fix' anything. In fact, even if you didn't see them you STILL wouldn't have bothered. Why the hell should you have to have the fate of everything in this world on your shoulders when the game story probably isn't even the same here?! Just your presence alone can change everything that happens!

So whats the plan then? Well, the plan is to get a place to live, find a job and then just live life.

What? You thought I was gonna go dungeon-diving after living a peaceful life as a college student? No thank you. What? I'm not going to go and get a harem? That's just asking for a knife in the back from the Token-Yandere.

Then the game would basically turn into a sandbox where you try to just live your own life while the plot happens in the background. You COULD get involved, but your character just plans to leave it to the person who's already doing the typical Isekai thing.

Tbh, in my head-canon for this idea, I imagine your character running a tavern where you actually talk to the MC and their party, including the other person from your world. They don't recognize you, because you changed up most of your looks before becoming a Tavern owner. You make drinks, hear gossip, hire some lady waitresses (or guys if you have that preference) and even give out your advice to people who ask for it.


EDIT: Forgot to add that when I say 'Isekai' I mean those Protagonists from stories where they end up in another world. It's popular in anime.

 

[Precox]

the basic idea is for a superhero game where you track down super criminals across the city by going to different areas and looking for clues. When you have collected enough clues you go to the bad guys hideout and confront them. You can either beat them up and bring them in for rewards, intimidate them to leave, or be defeated by them and they escape for a penalty. Rewards are things like donations from the city or private individuals, reputation with the authorities and the public, experience points and new NPCs that can help you get clues faster. Penalties would be things like losing reputation, experience, access to NPCs, or gaining an injury that prevents you from doing certain activities. Overall the game would be open ended and episodic with a villain and girl of the week sort of structure

So how do I make this 1)Porny and 2)A dumb idea?

The hero is a butch lesbian. Her powers are that she gets super human strength, endurance, agility and senses by having sex with women. She has wrist blasters like Black Widow. Her adventures lead her to romancing and seducing the ladies of the city as she cleans up the bad guys. You never even see a penis in the whole game.

 

[SpawnyS]

Violated Heroine remake or Redo with a different name (Without the all the Illegal stuff)

 

[desmosome]

You play as Dire from Jojo. His Thunder Cross Split Attack is so powerful that it can destroy anyone. By crossing his arms, he can attack while keeping his guard up! It's the perfect strategem!

 

[SPACE!man]

Just a game where casual groping is a thing. Not sex, just touching.

I mean, seriously, I can't be the only one who could hold a conversation while casually rubbing a dick, surely? It'd be a nice, simple game for players who just wanna be hard for the sake of being hard, like when you watch or listen to porn just cos!