Very basic, low amount of pornographic content, fairly weak characterization, basically non-existing story.
Yep, I think that sums it up pretty well.
An unreasonably pure girl from some backwater state gets accepted into the most prestigious Uni in the Big City. Gets her possessions stolen immediately upon arrival, then finds out that she has to pay for lodgings out of her (empty) pocket, has to work as a waitress. Her new landlord is —of course— a perv. The ONLY twist is that the landlord has a perv daughter (oh, I'm sorry, it's sexually liberated) that wants to get into Miss Purity's panties even harder than her dad. So, does this synopsis inspire you? Do you actually see any extraordinary potential here? Then where the fuck did all these positive reviews come from?
Okay. To be fair, a bland story —even a terribly clichéd story— is not a mortal sin in a porn game. But Pizza Hot doesn't really offer anything to offset that weakness. Its core minigame is not really a game, you aren't rewarded for being good at it, nor penalized for being bad, it's just a chore you have to get through each game day. Its art isn't strictly speaking bad but it has... awkward choices, i.e. all people are depicted in full side view, or in very rare circumstances in full frontal view. Three quarter view that most platformers utilize with great success? Never heard of it! Okay, what about SimLife aspects? Virtually non-existent. You get 3 unlocked locations, with no way to spend money, upgrade your stats or anything like that. The game basically has the titular pizza place and a stereotypical waitress job, a stereotypical massage per... parlor, I meant to say, and a stereotypical molestation bus. And that's your version 0.6?
On the plus side is the fact that whatever writing there is, it's rather concise and fairly free of spelling errors. Good job, I guess.
TL;DR. It will take years to make Pizza Hot into a solid game. If this is what version 0.6 has to offer, then I can't recommend playing it until 0.20 at the very least. Maybe even 0.30. Yes, it can become good eventually, but can is not definitely will, and if it will, the question is also when. And judging by history of past updates, 0.20 is some 60 months away.
Yep, I think that sums it up pretty well.
An unreasonably pure girl from some backwater state gets accepted into the most prestigious Uni in the Big City. Gets her possessions stolen immediately upon arrival, then finds out that she has to pay for lodgings out of her (empty) pocket, has to work as a waitress. Her new landlord is —of course— a perv. The ONLY twist is that the landlord has a perv daughter (oh, I'm sorry, it's sexually liberated) that wants to get into Miss Purity's panties even harder than her dad. So, does this synopsis inspire you? Do you actually see any extraordinary potential here? Then where the fuck did all these positive reviews come from?
Okay. To be fair, a bland story —even a terribly clichéd story— is not a mortal sin in a porn game. But Pizza Hot doesn't really offer anything to offset that weakness. Its core minigame is not really a game, you aren't rewarded for being good at it, nor penalized for being bad, it's just a chore you have to get through each game day. Its art isn't strictly speaking bad but it has... awkward choices, i.e. all people are depicted in full side view, or in very rare circumstances in full frontal view. Three quarter view that most platformers utilize with great success? Never heard of it! Okay, what about SimLife aspects? Virtually non-existent. You get 3 unlocked locations, with no way to spend money, upgrade your stats or anything like that. The game basically has the titular pizza place and a stereotypical waitress job, a stereotypical massage per... parlor, I meant to say, and a stereotypical molestation bus. And that's your version 0.6?
On the plus side is the fact that whatever writing there is, it's rather concise and fairly free of spelling errors. Good job, I guess.
TL;DR. It will take years to make Pizza Hot into a solid game. If this is what version 0.6 has to offer, then I can't recommend playing it until 0.20 at the very least. Maybe even 0.30. Yes, it can become good eventually, but can is not definitely will, and if it will, the question is also when. And judging by history of past updates, 0.20 is some 60 months away.
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