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Well as the saying goes, ''Wer den Pfennig nicht ehrt,...''If you don't fix all of this within one hour I'm going to withdraw my extremely generous patronage of 1 pfennig every 100 years.
But spot on with the rest
Well as the saying goes, ''Wer den Pfennig nicht ehrt,...''If you don't fix all of this within one hour I'm going to withdraw my extremely generous patronage of 1 pfennig every 100 years.
I can't read this and NOT jump in defense of this very excellent Dev.WARNING: This post contain sarcasm. If you take it seriously you should go to the nearest hospital and get your brain checked.
Excuses, excuses. It is great that you are so dedicated slow burn romance. We all love it. But that doesn't mean you shouldn't also have hundreds of hot sex scenes in every update as well. It is only lazy devs that don't. And speaking of laziness. Your development speed is just pitiful. Everyone knows that the gold standard for solo devs that develops AVNs as a hobby project is to deliver 2 updates every week where every update contains at least a thousand hours worth of playtime and hundreds of millions worth of images and animations. And all of it must be high quality. Spending a week on each image is normal. Don't forget to make every single word or image in the game avoidable so I can avoid content that is harmful to my sensitive brain. Also make sure to compress the whole game down to 1MB without losing quality. My parents have limited my download speed to 1kB per hour. Oh, I found a bug once in my heavily modded game. This is just inexcusable and show how lazy the dev is with quality assurance. And the game is just full of spelling errors that I won't supply to you and definitely isn't due to my own lack of English.
If you don't fix all of this within one hour I'm going to withdraw my extremely generous patronage of 1 pfennig every 100 years.
Signed,
Your Most Loyal Fan
Read the yellow letters you blind bat....... LOOOOOOOOOLFatGiant, It is a slice of German darkest of dark sarcasm, he is a Fan of this game actually and got sick about nonsense posts My Friend
Não sei ler, só sei escrever / I don't know how to read, only to writeRead the yellow letters you blind bat....... LOOOOOOOOOL
Not German actually. I'm Swedish. I only used pfennig because it was the first coin I thought of that isn't valid anymore.FatGiant, It is a slice of German darkest of dark sarcasm, he is a Fan of this game actually and got sick about nonsense posts My Friend
I quite agree on this one. Don't people know that that is intentional and an artistic statement? When viewing this one is left with a profound and vivid insight into whatever the game is about.only for people to "SKIP" them because they didn't like the way one of the curls in the pubic hair of the 3rd lover wasn't of the same shade as the others?
So glad you "Got It" my humor is a bit weird sometimes. "bit" LOLI quite agree on this one. Don't people know that that is intentional and an artistic statement? When viewing this one is left with a profound and vivid insight into whatever the game is about.
How dare you, sir! I work 400000 hours/week, not 300000! I'm cancelling the entire game over this slight.I can't read this and NOT jump in defense of this very excellent Dev.
Yes, they make excuses. What would you expect when they want to make 4 updates a week, but people can only manage to play 3? And now with the new policy of only advertising one every 2 weeks, how do you expect them to make a living if of each 8 updates only get payed by one? Also, poor Dev, spends 300.000 hours a week rendering the images with such care and passion only for people to "SKIP" them because they didn't like the way one of the curls in the pubic hair of the 3rd lover wasn't of the same shade as the others? It's heartbreaking. The Devs have to live with this shame forever and ever, being reminded that they failed to provide a skipless wave of content that would shame all the worlds tsunamis put together.
I say we have to support them. Not with our money, obviously, they are already richer than the River guy, they only do this because of bragging rights on how much advertising they receive. We MUST support this Dev because the wholesomeness of this game is above everything that ever existed or will ever exist. The way the lovers touch each other nails is enough to create a deluge of pink hearts from the top of Mount Fuji with 100 billion people exclaiming Kawaiii while making Heart signs with their Hands and Feet. Games like this are an absolute National treasure for all the countries in the World.
So, your completely absurd demands must be rebuked completely and thoroughly in the most aggressive manner possible, in order to defend the honor and virginity of this game and his Dev.
Peace
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Those working hours reminds me of a joke:How dare you, sir! I work 400000 hours/week, not 300000! I'm cancelling the entire game over this slight.
NGL, this thread is my favorite one on F95.
450.000 You have to count the hours you spend chasing the Racoon with your hard diskHow dare you, sir! I work 400000 hours/week, not 300000! I'm cancelling the entire game over this slight.
NGL, this thread is my favorite one on F95.
now that you mention.....So glad you "Got It" my humor is a bit weird sometimes. "bit" LOL
Peace
Really great chapter Pandaman! Even if it is on the short side and no sex scenes, not even handholding, I think it is one of the best chapters yet.Chapter 16 is out a day early! Enjoy.
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...Ah shit. Well, that'll be a fun one to figure out a fix for... Just, uh, pretend you never saw that pls.You say that, but you forgot to setremnants_join_okay
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This is technically an AVN, so dream/imaginary sex is actually a requirement."VR sex consequences" is a bit too porny for my taste.
I've written several answers and I can't send any of them without spoiling a few big things. So I'll just say: Noted, but it's already taken into account.I find anthropomorphization to be a cheap trick to humanize what is and should be inherently different, alien.
It's actually slightly longer than average in terms of total content, but path splitting means you'll miss the other version of scene 4. It's a tough balance between "make lots of content" and "make choices matter". I tend to err towards the former, but the choices really do matter, so I have to... Well, make them matter.Even if it is on the short side
I just set the variable myself but yeah, you might want to release a hotfix for everyone else. Or maybe fix it at the beginning of the next chapter. Check if the variable is true and if so, ask the player if they want the harem or not. A bit immersion breaking, but it would help the ones already finished with the chapter....Ah shit. Well, that'll be a fun one to figure out a fix for... Just, uh, pretend you never saw that pls.
Damn! If that's the case, I think I have a pretty good idea where you are going with it. I'm excited!I've written several answers and I can't send any of them without spoiling a few big things. So I'll just say: Noted, but it's already taken into account.
My headcanon also excludes Michael, but it's a threesome with Emilia and the new girlsThat said, I think the best fitting coupling is Maria and Emilia (ignoring sexual orientation, etc.).