I don't see the relevance of what you are saying here.
I merely commented that you admitting that you see Maria as any kind of huge at all ("I don't think she's particularly huge") is profoundly startling and alarming to me. It's the kind of statement a bulimic father might make about his perfectly proportioned daughter.
So, I merely offered to put the record straight by making the clear sighted and a clear headed judgment that a nude render of Maria would allow me to make.
You know...just to help out, sort of thing...