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Read the yellow letters you blind bat....... LOOOOOOOOOLFatGiant, It is a slice of German darkest of dark sarcasm, he is a Fan of this game actually and got sick about nonsense posts My Friend
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Não sei ler, só sei escrever / I don't know how to read, only to write *thanks deepL for the Portuguese
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Not German actually. I'm Swedish. I only used pfennig because it was the first coin I thought of that isn't valid anymore.FatGiant, It is a slice of German darkest of dark sarcasm, he is a Fan of this game actually and got sick about nonsense posts My Friend
I don't know about darkest of dark, but I do like sarcasm. And also taking things to the absurd.
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I quite agree on this one. Don't people know that that is intentional and an artistic statement? When viewing this one is left with a profound and vivid insight into whatever the game is about.
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How dare you, sir! I work 400000 hours/week, not 300000! I'm cancelling the entire game over this slight.I can't read this and NOT jump in defense of this very excellent Dev.
Yes, they make excuses. What would you expect when they want to make 4 updates a week, but people can only manage to play 3? And now with the new policy of only advertising one every 2 weeks, how do you expect them to make a living if of each 8 updates only get payed by one? Also, poor Dev, spends 300.000 hours a week rendering the images with such care and passion only for people to "SKIP" them because they didn't like the way one of the curls in the pubic hair of the 3rd lover wasn't of the same shade as the others? It's heartbreaking. The Devs have to live with this shame forever and ever, being reminded that they failed to provide a skipless wave of content that would shame all the worlds tsunamis put together.
I say we have to support them. Not with our money, obviously, they are already richer than the River guy, they only do this because of bragging rights on how much advertising they receive. We MUST support this Dev because the wholesomeness of this game is above everything that ever existed or will ever exist. The way the lovers touch each other nails is enough to create a deluge of pink hearts from the top of Mount Fuji with 100 billion people exclaiming Kawaiii while making Heart signs with their Hands and Feet. Games like this are an absolute National treasure for all the countries in the World.
So, your completely absurd demands must be rebuked completely and thoroughly in the most aggressive manner possible, in order to defend the honor and virginity of this game and his Dev.
Peace
P.S.: It may contain small vestiges of irony and sarcasm along with cross contamination of hyperbole. Consume with moderation.
NGL, this thread is my favorite one on F95.
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Those working hours reminds me of a joke:How dare you, sir! I work 400000 hours/week, not 300000! I'm cancelling the entire game over this slight.
NGL, this thread is my favorite one on F95.
A very angry man stands at the gate of heaven and roars:
- "So what's going on? What am I doing here? Look at me! I'm 35 years old, I don't smoke, I don't drink, I went to bed early yesterday and now I'm here in front of you! There must be some mistake! Please check!"
- "It has never happened to us to get confused," answered St.Peter,"but I will check. What is your name?"
- "Smith, John Smith."
- "What is your occupation?"
- "Car mechanic."
- "Ah......yes, here, I found you. John Smith, car mechanic. Well, Mr. Smith, according to our information, you died of old age."
- "From old age? Impossible! Well, I'm only 35 years old!"
- "Well, I don't know," answered St. Peter, "we added up all the hours of work that you billed to the customers, and it turns out to be 123 years."
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450.000 You have to count the hours you spend chasing the Racoon with your hard diskHow dare you, sir! I work 400000 hours/week, not 300000! I'm cancelling the entire game over this slight.
NGL, this thread is my favorite one on F95.
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now that you mention.....So glad you "Got It" my humor is a bit weird sometimes. "bit" LOL
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Chapter 16 is out a day early! Enjoy.
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Really great chapter Pandaman! Even if it is on the short side and no sex scenes, not even handholding, I think it is one of the best chapters yet.Chapter 16 is out a day early! Enjoy.
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Great chapter Panda! Some thoughts below.
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Well, time to pack it up, they said the name of the game in the game, so there's nothing left to do. Reprise the theme song and roll the credits.
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...Ah shit.
Well, that'll be a fun one to figure out a fix for... Just, uh, pretend you never saw that pls. This is technically an AVN, so dream/imaginary sex is actually a requirement.
More seriously, I was asking myself the question "Why don't they just use AI magic to have sex all night, every night?" and needed to answer that question before other future content comes up. On top of that, it's just a good reminder for the MC (and player) about the limits of the AIs.
I've written several answers and I can't send any of them without spoiling a few big things. So I'll just say: Noted, but it's already taken into account.
It's actually slightly longer than average in terms of total content, but path splitting means you'll miss the other version of scene 4. It's a tough balance between "make lots of content" and "make choices matter". I tend to err towards the former, but the choices really do matter, so I have to... Well, make them matter.
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I just set the variable myself but yeah, you might want to release a hotfix for everyone else. Or maybe fix it at the beginning of the next chapter. Check if the variable is true and if so, ask the player if they want the harem or not. A bit immersion breaking, but it would help the ones already finished with the chapter....Ah shit.
Damn! If that's the case, I think I have a pretty good idea where you are going with it. I'm excited!I've written several answers and I can't send any of them without spoiling a few big things. So I'll just say: Noted, but it's already taken into account.
My headcanon also excludes Michael, but it's a threesome with Emilia and the new girlsThat said, I think the best fitting coupling is Maria and Emilia (ignoring sexual orientation, etc.).
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That is an interesting idea. And now I see Michael holding a desperate last stand. He ultimately succeeds in protecting the girls but succumbs to his injuries. Then the girls "comforts" each other.My headcanon also excludes Michael, but it's a threesome with Emilia and the new girls
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This plot would be worse, than burning a house down and only able to rescue one of the LI'sThat is an interesting idea. And now I see Michael holding a desperate last stand. He ultimately succeeds in protecting the girls but succumbs to his injuries. Then the girls "comforts" each other.
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Oh, having to choose between two bad things gives me a great idea! MC would either have to sacrifice himself and save the girls or sacrifice the girls and save himself.This plot would be worse, than burning a house down and only able to rescue one of the LI's
Ok, ok, I'll stop now. It has become a bit too outrageous.