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But only one Malice?..you can get both heloise and valzira pregnant
Hm. How does this even work?
But only one Malice?..you can get both heloise and valzira pregnant
In different playthroughs only.you can get both heloise and valzira pregnant
thank you for the complimentTo quote the great sources:
But jokes aside
That is actually the 10s of millions of dollars thing I was talking aboutI've heard there are methods - the horse should have its leg fixed, should be placed in suspended harness in its pen, being daily cared, massaged, fed proper diet, vet checking on it frequently, it should be given some short exercises to give her body a breather, etc. I don't think its a question of tens of millions, but that would be very expensive and very hard, and would require a lot of time.
Oh that is totally fair argument. I was just nerding out about the accuracy of the MLP skit that was clearly a jokeBut the point (of dragon's cock) was (sadly not) on centaurs (centaur fucking when?!). The problem is - where horse has its head, they have an entire human upper body. They are noticeably heavier than a horse of comparable size, and to distribute the weight evenly, would probably have to grow some extra thicc bums. So, for them the problem of broken leg is even more dire, hence my comment.
You know, it is kinda sadly ironic how fragile our most durable animal companions (if we discount elephants, of course) can be sometimes.thank you for the compliment
That is actually the 10s of millions of dollars thing I was talking about
Suspended harness for long enough duration harms the horse severely and kills it.
Water suspended harness helps a bit but still very problematic
Oh that is totally fair argument. I was just nerding out about the accuracy of the MLP skit that was clearly a joke
I'm pretty sure that the title of "most durable" belongs to cows. And they can survive a broken leg just fine.You know, it is kinda sadly ironic how fragile our most durable animal companions (if we discount elephants, of course) can be sometimes.
You sure about that?They can't be grown into 1,5 tones rhino-sized monstrosity with more horse powers than some cars though.
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Look at it! The very definition of an absolute unit!
Okay, you are right! Google tells me that heaviest cows registered weighted around whooping 2 tones, almost 500 kilos heavier than the heaviest horse (on my pic, 1540 kilo).You sure about that?
Even if we discount the height. Cows are bulkier and heavier than horses.
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The result of a crash with a regular moose (500 kilo on average) is often fatal for the semi truck.Would probably total a semi if it'd crash into it.
Moose total cars and then get up and walk away. Car knocks moose's legs out from under it and it falls on the engine and squashes it flat. I don't think one'd be too happy after getting hit by an 18-wheeler tho.The one on yours is built like brick wall on legs. Would probably total a semi if it'd crash into it.
Cabover - sure. Hood - ain't no way half a ton moose will total hooded truck. If it won't end up in ditch, caught on a dozen trees, of course. Besides, some people install huge-ass plows upfront just in case. In case of moose, I guess? Then its unlikely to even rich the engine. Heck, the force of impact shouldn't be enough to ditch even a semi without the trailer either - it has dry weight in tons.The result of a crash with a regular moose (500 kilo on average) is often fatal for the semi truck.
A big, chonky cow would probably walk out of the crash with a few scratches, and maybe a couple bone fractures. But would definitely survive.
18-wheeler will make it explode. Quite literally.Moose total cars and then get up and walk away. Car knocks moose's legs out from under it and it falls on the engine and squashes it flat. I don't think one'd be too happy after getting hit by an 18-wheeler tho.
In Alaska moose run a leetle larger than that. IIRC the record was like 1800 lbs.Cabover - sure. Hood - ain't no way half a ton moose will total hooded truck
But would it be enough to crush the hood?In Alaska moose run a leetle larger than that. IIRC the record was like 1800 lbs.
You can say the thread was derailed...I am loving how the thread went about Ravager to "CAN A MOOSE DESTROY A CAR"
No I specifically did not send her to breaker and she was available as a consort. She wasn't happy that the kobolds are scrubbing her in the bath though, so she wasn't broken. Maybe it's due to Issa poisoned her beforeno you need to have naho be brought to the breaker, otherwise she runs away
And lets not talk about what would happen if you give them to Proteans. Else it'll get even lewder. And weirder.
hmm... something's not triggering for me, then, cuz she doesn't have her limbs, she's/was pregnant and that's about all I can think of that could be messing the process up, but I tried with turning her into a nugget without impregnating her and nothingShe should become viable as a consort after getting turned into a nugget.
higher risk with the moose is that the legs are quite a bit longer, that's why the darn moose rolls over the hood of a common whatever brand car, or the fashion SUV (because those aren't stable), and then you have half a metric ton right through the windshield.Cabover - sure. Hood - ain't no way half a ton moose will total hooded truck. If it won't end up in ditch, caught on a dozen trees, of course. Besides, some people install huge-ass plows upfront just in case. In case of moose, I guess? Then its unlikely to even rich the engine. Heck, the force of impact shouldn't be enough to ditch even a semi without the trailer either - it has dry weight in tons.
18-wheeler will make it explode. Quite literally.
Yeap. Moose in crash with anything less than semi is basically big dull meaty guillotine that will gore one's head off one's body. And the body too, cause many times the moose will straight up crush or tear through the roof and destroy everyone inside.higher risk with the moose is that the legs are quite a bit longer, that's why the darn moose rolls over the hood of a common whatever brand car, or the fashion SUV (because those aren't stable), and then you have half a metric ton right through the windshield.
your truck on the other hand might not have that effect, unless you have one of those fashiony drop-front ones.
that's the tricky there; 90% of the moose's mass are on the same height as the driver's face. wrong car, it rolls up the hood.