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GrandPaBrowning

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Does naming it Ravager also give a unique response?
Imagine naming her Adeline just to see reaction of actual Adeline. Or naming her Daddy for maximum WTF-factor:

Daddy asks her daddy: "Daddy, who am I? Am I a daddy?"
"No" answers daddy "You are Daddy!"


And then they fucked. And everyone around them died from acute cringe poisoning. Except Valzira, because toxins in her system dissolved cringe down to a survivable dose (of 0,4 mlCrng/kg of bodymass). Though it must be specified that her downzising reduced her bodymass and thus risen the risk of deadly cringe intoxication. Which means her toxicity is even higher than previously theoritized. Incredible!
 
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Jesus, I've paid over 10,000 dollars on the patreon and they still haven't fufilled my request to be able to fuck a car in this game. Dev's are scam artists. Countless updates and not even a motorcycle to fuck. I am terminating my subscription,
Devs didn't finish the Dating Sim spin-off that they never promised, or fucking Rhyll, or fucking the sexiest waifu in the real who is known as "the Herald' despite me dumping more than 600,000,00 ravagillions on this pustulent excrement of a recreational digital entertainement of a pornographical digital content of a gaming venture.

I am dropping this game smh.
 

harem.king

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anyone knows a game like this but you play as demon lord/king or like seeds of chaos but instead of playing the soy boy and his wife you play as demon instead
I wish.

there is
https://f95zone.to/threads/redo-of-a-dark-lord-v0-1-3-jizzcat-games.115940/
but it just stopped updating and very early into development.
odd that it was not marked as abandoned yet.

there is
https://f95zone.to/threads/dungeon-lord-a-new-beginning-v0-2-2-dungeon-gaming.75431/
but it is very very early dev. gameplay is grindy and unbalanced. and it crowdsources the art, so the art sucks. (random mismatched stolen art pieces compiled by users.)

oh, and there is technically himegari dungeon meister
https://f95zone.to/threads/himegari-dungeon-meister-eushully.6262/
but that is just awful. really bad translation, censored, and horrifically grindy.

and as far as I can tell, that is it.
there are several misleading games that you think are gonna be this style. but instead turns out you play as a hero raiding dungeons and they just gave it a misleading name.
 

okamisamy

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I wish.

there is
https://f95zone.to/threads/redo-of-a-dark-lord-v0-1-3-jizzcat-games.115940/
but it just stopped updating and very early into development.
odd that it was not marked as abandoned yet.

there is
https://f95zone.to/threads/dungeon-lord-a-new-beginning-v0-2-2-dungeon-gaming.75431/
but it is very very early dev. gameplay is grindy and unbalanced. and it crowdsources the art, so the art sucks. (random mismatched stolen art pieces compiled by users.)

oh, and there is technically himegari dungeon meister
https://f95zone.to/threads/himegari-dungeon-meister-eushully.6262/
but that is just awful. really bad translation, censored, and horrifically grindy.

and as far as I can tell, that is it.
there are several misleading games that you think are gonna be this style. but instead turns out you play as a hero raiding dungeons and they just gave it a misleading name.
yeah i'm surprised i can't find such a game it's a classic

thanks for the mentions btw
 
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GrandPaBrowning

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I was going to give you a like for that humorous post.
But then you had to remind me of this horror and I NOPED right out.
Adding spicy bits is half the fun! And there ain't no one and no thing spicier in this here game than the gal, the witch, the Froggy herself!

And you have to agree - she becomes extra spicy after Breakers releases VALZIRA 2.0 PORTABLE EDITION! THAT'S RIGHT! OUR BAD BOY KOBOLD MADE HER EXTRA-LIGHT FOR YOUR COMFORTABLE USE! VALZIRA 2.0 IS NOW COMPACT SO YOU CAN FIT HER EASILY IN ANY SPACE YOU WANT! YOU WANT TABLETOP VALZIRA, CARSEAT VALZIRA, KITCHEN VALZIRA, DOORKNOB VALZIRA, CHANDELIER VALZIRA?! YOU CAN HAVE IT! HECK, YOU CAN EVEN FIT HER IN YOUR BACKPACK TO ENJOY SOME QUALITY TIME OUTDOORS! VALZIRA 2.0 PORTABLE EDITION CAN BE YOURS JUST FOR 999.99$! OFFER IS LIMITED! CALL US NOW AND YOU'LL NEVER REGRET IT!

Warning: Greedy Kobold Incorporated bears no responsibility for any headbutts, bitemarks, loss of fingers and/or genitalia and/or emotional, psychological, spiritual, existential damage due to constant swearing, profanities, curses and inventive threats of lethal sexual violence with the use of home appliances. To enjoy your Valzira 2.0 Portable edition TM safely, please do wear appropriate protection: hazmat suit, class V body armor, wielding googles, hockey gloves, oversized spiked pauldrons, apron with flower print, earplugs, magical talismans and holy scripture of your choice.

Remember - your safety is in your hands. Because we took Valzira's hands away and fed them to Cooch. We told her this was curry. She even had explosive diarrhea afterwards. Girl should really work on her Dionysian habits. One day a very bad dragon might use her helpless body at night and she would mistake him for her captain! Imagine that!

I think I lost the script. Probably dropped it here somewhere... Oh no... It went into Cooch's curry. She now has schizophrenia as well. Poor Cooch. Anyway, its enough for today. I think we all should enjoy our well (or sort of) deserved rest.


Oh, and before I leave - do not forget... THE OFFER FOR VALZIRA 2.0 PORTABLE EDITION IS LIMITED! AND FIRST TEN BUYERS WILL GET A FREE COOCH AS WELL! SHE EVEN COMES WITH A DONKEY EQUIPPED! WITH OFFER SO GENEROUS WE ARE PRACTICALLY RIPPING OURSELVES!

No-no-no-no, Breaker, its called a metaph... OH GOD
static
 
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jahall

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Holy crap, just finished what the game has to offer so far, and damn, it's way better than what I expected from a porn game.
Guess we'll just have to wait to see what Chapter two will consist in.
I came for the waifus, but I stayed for the lore.
10/10, would bang Heloïse again.
Glad you enjoyed it. But unless you've played it at least three times, once for each of the three possible lairs, then you haven't "finished what the game has to offer so far", as there's quite a bit of content that is unique to each lair.
 
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