1- Sharon is going to get a clue that is so big she can not ignore, just what a big deal the MC is.
No. Even if something pop up Sharon will down play it or ignore it. To soon that she will change her point of view. And that from me, sometimes I see to surprise even myself.
2- Mommy will come visit (start of visit only-cliff hanger of some sort)
No. A visit from Cindy or Fabian perhaps, but nothing more
3- Merrick will be found dead, drained of blood. Smelling vaguely of Astrid.
No. Merrick will show with his new girlfriend, yes, the feral vampire that we thinked we have killed last time and say that they both are happy together and they all lived happily ever after.
And more serious, no. We don't see Merrick in this episode at all, but he isn't death (yet).
4- We will see the warform of the critter from the woods, but not definitively tied to Astrid yet.... nor will the penis be confirmed YET.
No, the beast from the woods don't show up for this episode
5- Marcius is going to do something petty and stupid and get smacked, if not staked for it.. Either by Fabian, Cindy, or one of Mommy's other people.
Well true, but when has Marcious done otherwise? He won't get reprimand by any of Calistos cohort or herself. Rather by another elder, the Prince or someone other who has some weight.
As I do believe that we see Sharon visit the Prince for new title, what do the Prince know about us or how will he thread us?
As the normal Fledling Sharon like to believe we are, as someones boytoy as Astrids let us think she seen us or as some different, unique and dangerous Fledling that we are?