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French snails always beat American snails at the annual marathon because of L'ess cargo.
I recently heard about an explosion at a cheese factory in France. The police had to get through a lot of de-brie to find the remains.
My dad is always worried that I might accidentally get a bug. So, when I told him I wanted to go to France, he told me I shouldn't visit the Eiffel tower because it comes among the biggest Paris sites.
A croissant died when an aspirin hit him with a baguette. The police branded the assailant as the 'pain killer'.
I recently heard about an explosion at a cheese factory in France. The police had to get through a lot of de-brie to find the remains.
My dad is always worried that I might accidentally get a bug. So, when I told him I wanted to go to France, he told me I shouldn't visit the Eiffel tower because it comes among the biggest Paris sites.
A croissant died when an aspirin hit him with a baguette. The police branded the assailant as the 'pain killer'.