Llamamann

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Thinking about it, I totally know what happened:

Christopher Stanton, author of the petition, is at his PC furiously masturbating to his mega collection of porn games. Sexbot, obviously in the top 3 of his list. Then out of nowhere, his wife bursts in the room just as his busts a load all over his own face. His wife is furious, she starts going through his computer, finding terabytes of absolute smut. In a panic, he tells her he was actually doing God's work. He wasn't playing these games, no... he was, uh... making a, uh... petition! To... um... clean up the internet? Now trapped in his own lie, Mr. Stanton goes all in and signs up for change.org so his wife won't divorce him. My bet, is next he is going to come out with a list of camgirls who do naughty things for money, once he finishes his "research" of course.

The end
 

Niraeza

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Wait, why did my comment get deleted?
A bunch of comments related to the conversation about the petition were removed for being off-topic. Even my response to Llamamanns question about his teaser post was also removed for some reason but it is what it is.
 

ICVPro

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I actually just made the post public, so everyone can check it out, here's a link it on , and I posted it on another website as well
Friday is March first......any chance of 1.4 release on Beta?
 

BaeScout83

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There is a especial place in hell for those who show the teaser censored

Thanks Llama, now to wait this update.
I guess you missed their response 28 minutes before your post:
I actually just made the post public, so everyone can check it out, here's a link it on , and I posted it on another website as well
 
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