- Sep 22, 2018
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So, the 12th of July. The day when the Finding Anna update is released (unless I have been lied to by in-game promotional material). While I am looking forward to this, is there any other content coming with this update or is it purely the mission?
Also calling it now, Anna will be found in Sarge's quarters either passed out on a heart shaped bed with a frilly pink duvet and a cold compress on her forehead or being served tea out of tiny china teacups, because for some reason I picture Sarge as being a prickly hardass on the outside while having a gooey caramel centre filled with sprinkles and candy unicorns. Also if sapphic content is turned on I am betting the tea is accompanied by cunnilingus, because the euphemism "tea and crumpet" is too perfect for the situation not to use.
Also calling it now, Anna will be found in Sarge's quarters either passed out on a heart shaped bed with a frilly pink duvet and a cold compress on her forehead or being served tea out of tiny china teacups, because for some reason I picture Sarge as being a prickly hardass on the outside while having a gooey caramel centre filled with sprinkles and candy unicorns. Also if sapphic content is turned on I am betting the tea is accompanied by cunnilingus, because the euphemism "tea and crumpet" is too perfect for the situation not to use.