Greetings. Made another review, sort of, why not.
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I was bored and thought I'm going to review the first game I see. So I played Star Lust v0.1 and I clearly did not play a game, I speed clicked through an artist learning Ren'py... Which is fine I guess, we all start off somewhere. But this game did not need to be released now.
Okay, positives first; This Artist has potential and I like the semi science fiction theme he's going for. I smell a comic book artist here and I think when he adds more characters and locations this game will hold your interest. Music fits the game really nice, good job on picking a good song. I closed my eyes on the Main Menu and started fantasizing about an epic porn adventure this game could be. I also like the name icon font and world map, I look forward to exploring more of it and new locations. Also the way the game starts is perfect. A simple text story set up like Star Wars and off to the galaxy we go, or desert should I say. The game takes place on a Dune like planet so far. I love how he picked Hater to be the male characters name (I played Metal Gear bro I know me some David Hayter when I see him.) The story has potential as well but I just couldn't help myself to speed click through a lot of it, I got the gist of it but too much Chuffah (Google: Getting Rid of the Chuffa. It's a Kevin Smith skit where he talks about Bruce Willis and how he always wants to get to the point and skip the bullshit parts in the script.) This game has a lot of Chuffah in it..
Alright on to the negatives. As I said this "game" has a lot of Chuffah in it and it will force you to speed click through it cause god damn, Chuffah. Don't get me wrong the writing is good, it's just too much filler stuff for my liking. For you it might further immerse you in the world, but as of now, there is no world, their's one imagemap and three locations to go to. Camp, Bar, Town Center and Home if you can even call it that, he should have just called it NEXT. Anyways, For now he blurs the world map and uses that as his backgrounds when characters are interacting, fail, each character should have their own unique background. (This is why you don't release v0.1 games) When the PLACEHOLDER Bar tender character showed up I chuckled cause omg, I've never seen a silhouette of a character with the text PLACEHOLDER written across his chest. lmao! And you interact with him quite a bit, He should just leave it like that I loved it. lol. But then the freaking character from He-Man shows up (freak Star Wars that little shit is from He-Man first) and I started laughing. Oh no, Oh no no no. He goes off screen to jerk off and it was at that point I decided to keep my eye on this game. I just, I have a weird feeling this game might have something. Clearly it has nothing now but yeah..
Eventually the "game" devolves into clicking the bar on the image map, a text appears that says you earned a random amount of money. you click the home button, time progress to the next day and you do that over and over again until the placeholder character appears telling you to strip for the He-Man character at his camp. Orko was it's name on He-Man Masters of the Universe BTW. And that's pretty much it for version 0.1. Nothing, absolutely nothing. There's one sex image of Hater and the Egyptian chick fucking doggy style that I could see but if there's more, oh well, guess I missed it.
I'm not going to give this a score, your dick will not leave your pants for this one, maybe a pity jerk but only three thrusts max. Keep an eye on this one but version 0.1 is a barren desert with only a whisper in the wind of it being a game.
Ahh, version 0.1 games. You've gotta love 'em.
WARNING: Better ease up on the chuffah bro and start getting to the point (aka naked girls) or this game won't even get a Blue Balls score, we're looking at a potential Frozen Scrotum here.