Version Played: 1.81 D1-D17
Well, it certainly took me a while to reach day 17, but here we are at last. For a long time it looked liked SiS could justify a small 5 star rating, due to the increasing quality levels past the first week. Alas, it kinda stayed at a worthy 4 Stars, sliding down into a 3 star rating over the course of the last 2 ingame days. Well, lets get started. Gonna use a simple Pro, Meh, Con approach.
Pros:
- Finally a title where MC is equipped with a large, yet realistic sized wang that doesn’t look like it would cause more pain than pleasure during PIV. (I have a sneaking suspicion that the wang size was increased over the course of the game, but i'm not sure).
- Paige, the AI, does have her good moments, pointing out when MC is being stupid about things and she also ensures that he has a relationship with at least 1 character who isn’t also a target of affection.
- Some of the girls are also good at calling out MC on his bullshit. Love you Camilla.
- Good looking “liquids”.
- A quite diverse cast of heroines in terms of both looks and especially personalities. Other than the diversity, almost all characters are highly likable in their own way and feel like natural living beings.
- Good looking sci-fi scenery and assets.
- Plot can be split in 3 sections as mentioned some older reviews here. The harem shenanigans are the A plot. The Endurance troubles and everything directly related is the B plot. The flashbacks are the C plot. While the B plot didn’t get as much time as it should, it is still a good story, both in terms of premise and execution.
- With the exception of animations (see below in Meh section) the H scenes are almost exclusively great and good. Length, build-up/foreplay, lewd dialogue, it just works out really well.
Mehs (hit or miss):
- It is a bit annoying as a European to not have the character information listed in metric.
- Some of the bra sizes (Ishani and Alina at least) needs to be changed. Their builds are not stocky enough, relative to their height, to warrent a band size 42. Should be 36 or 38 at most. Cup sizes seem mostly accurate.
- Number of characters is too high. Then again, given how many characters there are, they are handled in a very balanced way and you never feel like some of them ends up being forgotten. The laptop convos are a good way to avoid having specific heroines disappear for longer durations. The too-high number of characters is also the main reason why the A plot takes up so much time in the first place.
- Size inconsistency across outfits and just outfits that looks distorted because they were designed for bodies/models with more normal proportions. It's usually cloth that unaturally hugs the underside of larger boobs. Haylee and Ishani are the prime offenders.
- At some point dicks are being mentioned as being more prettier than pussies. That’s preposterous!
- Why is Ariels virginity valued so highly by MC?
- Quite a lot of dialogue with Paige feels like blatant foreshadowing. Almost to the point where I would consider it breaking the 4th wall. This happens with almost every recap and it is a little too on the nose. Feels like MC is self-aware about being in a VN/game. I also get the impression that we are constantly being told what to think and feel.
- I don’t get why the medication MC gets is about boosting semen production. So far, he isn’t specifically trying to knock up the girls, with 1 exception, so what is the point. Biologically speaking, the actual issue MC will face, is keeping up with the combined libido of 16 girls, where general stamina, sore kegel muscles and refractory periods are the limiting factors. These factors are mostly unrelated to semen volume or quality as far as I know.
- Smiling and blank facial expressions in the early game. Around day 10 it starts to gradually improve.
- Inconsistent height of MC? During a scene with Umiko (5’1) he (6’1) is no more than a forehead taller than her while supposedly standing on the same flat surface.
- Animations are very hit or miss. The movements are smooth and the models looks soft and squishy. But depending on the type of movement depicted, they can also look very rigid. Especially movements involving the spine and hips, where a fair amount of twisting and bending is to be expected.
Cons:
Almost everything here is related to Paige, MC and i guess the influence Paige has on MC.
- I got rather tired of MC always sounding like the combination of a stereotypical pick-up artist and B-rate comedian. Barely ever a serious moment with him.
-Size of MC’s dong is brought up too much and described as being huge, when it is in fact just quite large and reasonably so. It also looks like a plastic toy. Unfortunately, I have also gotten the visual impression that it has been scaled up in size over the course of the game.
- Paige often ruins the mood and constantly has her head down in the gutter. As some other reviewers put it, the whole “LOLSORANDOMLMAO” routine doesn’t work most of the time in terms of being entertaining.
SIS would be far better if she only appeared shortly in the mornings, during the evening recap and when commenting on important plot developements, but not goddamn constantly. Also, “X girl is now my favorite”, ughhhhhh….
Everytime we finally get some kind of serious and interesting talk going Paige comes right in and drags the whole thing back down to the dick-and-fart-jokes level. I don't like this humor and it feels forced. Paige is not the only one doing this, MC and a few of the other heroines does it too. It is ok when Sasha does it, as "vulgar comedian" is her core personality trait, but not the only one. However, having the character (Paige) with the second most screen time being highly one-dimensional and literally defined by essentially a single trait was an unsound decision from a narrative standpoint. If Paige had been about 50% what she currently is, combined with 30 % EDI (Mass Effect, sarcastic and diligent) and 20% Glyph (also Mass Effect, a VI, robotic, service minded, polite and objective) it would have made for a much more pleasant experience.
- We are repeatedly reminded that we are stuck on a ship with only women and of the potential for a harem. Always by being explicitly talked about and mentioned by just about everyone. We don’t need these constant reminders. Show, don't tell.
- Paige’s face looks creepy AF. And the hair is ugly. I honest to god have to look at the periphery of the screen image if her face takes up a fair amount of it.
- Give yourself pause and consider what it would actually be like, to have an AI like Paige stuck in your head, supposedly with no chance of eventual removal… It is fortunate that MC is such a weasel-like horndog and thus compatible with Paige. If Paige had been implanted in my head, unless there was a way to mute her for days at a time except emergencies, i don't think i could muster the willpower to go on living. My thoughts no longer being mine and known only to me, feeling observed and all that.
- A lot of the time MC talks about how much he likes x-girl during 1-on-1 conversations. It started out strong, but after a while I was not sold on his compliments at all. Feels more like he is bullshitting his way through the dialogue without subconsciously realizing that he is in fact spewing bullshit and not truth . In a number of days, just barely above the single digits, he has effectively said “I REALLY like YOU” to half the cast in ways tailored to suit the individual girl. He is speaking like he’s known them for months. Emphasis on “you” because he refers to their actual personhood, despite barely knowing them. Too much fake and non-geniune talk.
- Speaking of non-geniune and fake, it seems to me that MC never stick to an opinion or stands by a joke if challenged or called out.
- As the story have progressed I have found my respect for MC gradually eroding away and now that I reached the current end with day 17, I have reached a stage where I just barely tolerate him. My impression of him went through the following phases:
1. Day 1-4. Like him (but not knowing him well enough to commit to this). For being a good sport with some slightly too silly humor and a pragmatic mindset regarding the Endurance situation.
2. Day 5-10. Like/respect him. For being thoughtful while still showing interest in most girls and not getting too hung up on the situation and calmly dealing with issues as they pop up.
3. Day 10-15-ish. Starting to only accept him. It starts to feel like he subconsciously made it his goal to bang’em’all for no reason other than because the situation allows it. I started thinking that he doesn’t have a personality of his own, as he always seems to mold into whatever persona will most efficiently help woo whichever heroine is present at the time and thus accomplishing the bang’em’all objective. Tiffany seems like the only character he doesn’t actively pursue erotic encounters with, but that largely comes down to Tiffany being really annoying towards him and her already instigating all their erotic encounters on her own, meaning MC doesn’t have to.
4. Day 16 and 17. Barely tolerating him. What brought him to this level is first and foremost his arguing with Camilla. Why is he so insisting on forcing the whole “getting along” thing? Why not just keep his head down and let Camilla be, allowing her to come around on her own. That would kinda disprove her opinion that he is a chameleon, weasel and fuccboi all at once. It feels like Camilla's opinions are 90% my own.
5. Future days, probably dislike. Since MC is a defined character and not a self-insert, Stranded in Space hinges on the readers ability to accept the MC as the vessel of experiencing the harem and story. It doesn’t matter how well crafted an H scene or plot situation may be, if the reader comes to clearly dislike the character they play as, any H scene will by default become a turn-off while also not being interested in him being succesful in terms of the story. I don’t foresee SiS changing the direction it is heading in, so I will probably not return to play further upon its completion.
I hail from a culture where brutal honesty is fairly widespread and i am also a bit of a pessimist. At the same time i am polite and constructive. Stranded in Space is very much a quality product and none of the weaknesses i percieve are results of laziness on the devs part. I admire it for the brave decision of foregoing full optionality in terms of heroine selection in order to keep the developement progress going at a good pace and telling a tight and focused story. This is my second review, and like with the first one i find myself frustrated about rounding down my 3.5 stars to 3. I've come to care a fair bit about the heroines and the intruiging plot, but i cannot deny the amount of more negative emotions i felt during the last couple ingame days. it's a shame i lost my connection with MC, it really is.
Good luck with the continued developement.