First of all, I would like to start by pointing out that, for years, Subverse branded and marketed itself as not just a quick game to masturbate to, but as a proper adult game, emphasizing the game part. They also raised two million euros for this game, and supposedly put over three years of development into it.
So, what do they have to show for it?
Not a lot.
First of all, the gameplay. They put a large emphasis on this being an actual game so let's start from that. To put it bluntly, it's bad. It's Xcom, Chicken Invaders and a visual novel being poorly mashed together and it's really obvious that these people are not game developers. Don't get me wrong, the gameplay is not terrible as it's simply the games I mentioned being mashed together, but there's none of the quality or depth that makes those games great so it simply falls flat here. It's enjoyable for about an hour until you realize they're not going to build on it anymore and it just becomes a chore. The developers really don't seem to have any ambition besides subsisting on bits of crust they can scrape from the pimply underbelly of nostalgia, lest anything as dangerous as a new idea appear in their brains and give them a fucking seizure! But as the disbelieving friend said to the inventor of the feces-powered helicopter, ''This shit will not fly!''
Now, the meat of the burger, the porn.
It's alright. It's on par with most SFM animations on Rule34 and it's pretty good for what it is, but there's a lot I cross with it. The game is just littered with bad design choices, like Worthy Farm after the Glastonbury festival. Just as an example, most of these scenes are not integrated into the story. And I don't mean this as in ''Oh these scenes are poorly integrated into the story'' You have to grind for an in-game currency to unlock the sex scenes. Now look, these are a hanful of looped animations with pretty awful voice acting and honestly I just found the scenes posted on a /vg/ thread and simply uninstalled the game. I wasn't going to grind to unlock a looped animation of a woman getting fucked by an alien that borderlines on beastiality. Also again, there's only a handful of animations, I'm not sure why there's so little after several years of development even if this is early access. Early access doesn't mean ''We have a slither of a good concept, now give us money.'' it means ''We have a pretty feature complete game with some rough edges.'' so why the hell does it play like the former FOW Interactive?!
This is about as simple as games get. There isn't even the paltriest context for what you're doing; you're not exacting revenge on limbless pigs or feeding your pet bitch-lizard. I have to admit, though, the story is to be congratulated for taking the fiery, thunderous personalities of some interesting characters and somehow turning them into a bunch of boring, self-righteous, robotic twats with all the warmth and emotion of a glass of water.
Overall, Subverse is not a game I'd recommend playing. It's gameplay, while not terrible at the start, is not built on at all and gets repetitive and boring after, well I'm saying 'after' as if there's a point where it's thrilling and exciting. I want to clarify on that, when I said ''Not terrible'' I didn't mean fun or exciting, I just meant not boring. This game is by no means fun, quite genuinely one of the worst games I've ever had the displeasure of playing.
In summary it's bad. I prefer Stellaris, but then I'm one of those hopeless mutants who genuinely enjoys playing Minecraft by himself. That's it. That's about as far as I can review Subverse because that's the entire extent of the game, Xcom and Chicken invaders mashed togehter with a visual novel. I don't know what FOW Interactive's mission statement is, but I'm betting that it's something along the lines of ''Use pretty sparkly women and as few gameplay elements as possible to make the gaming equivalent of premium porn magazines.''