Holy Christ. I finally got around to giving this a try, and I've gotta say...any of you brave souls who actually played through the entire game deserve a medal.
I have never seen such tryhard writing on this level before in my life. I get it; the game knows that it's a porn game and is trying to be self aware. But does it need to be so painfully cringe and over the top about it? Parody or not, it's hard to take it even vaguely seriously when characters are already calling each other fuccbois and being "WOW SO 18+ AND ADULT AMIRITE?" in every single sentence of every single fucking conversations. And all of that is to say nothing of the absurdly boring, simplistic gameplay.
This would all be tolerable if they blew it out of the park with the actual porn, but that definitely didn't happen. Its gameplay is trash, its story is even worse, and the porn is poorly integrated and not even all that hot. So what the hell is even the point? Anyone who actually paid $30 for this or backed their Kickstart got full blown scammed, lmao.
Honestly, what is it with porn game devs and these desperate flailings to make these "real" games anyway? Shame or something? I'm starting to lose count of all the games I've played that try to play this balancing act of good gameplay mixed with good porn, but ultimately suck at both.