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Dark Cookie is living the life man. I think I've found his perfect formular. Be free to add any I missed.
Step 1. Make better that average porn game that caters to incest and harem fans.
Step 2. Keep a consistent update pace and be conversational with your audience, make them think you care.
Step 3. amass a following that spreads the name of your game all over the internet and sings your praises to the heavens.
Step 4. Now that you have your army of sheeple, slow down the update speed and claim that it's for the benefit of the game.
Step 5. Further reduce update speed and focus on menial tasks like wallpapers and live streams, keep the sheeple busy.
Step 6. Milk those fuckers like it's going out of style
Step 7. Profit
https://f95zone.to/attachments/uplo...id]=276&hash=9e25317abcab2ba5b87a629e89417a59
You summed it up properly brother, the craziest part about all of this has got to be the fact that this game has been in development since I was in 6th grade and I graduated back in May... all that time of being worked on just for it to end up dead in the water. I so badly want to hold out for a future update but I'm about out of hopium
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Cube78

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Request for the mods: please, apply to this thread the "Abandoned" tag, for the God's sake!
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After the percentage drop the progress percentage seems to advance almost on daily basis (at the moment):

Progress for Tech Update
- Total Tasks: 640
- Completed: 75.47%
- InProgress: 8.44%
- Remaining: 16.09%
 

Count Morado

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honestly i want the abandoned tag on this thread not because i think DC cares but because it will piss off his last remaining defenders who are already having a live meltdown judging by the last page
I wish the mods would mark this page abandoned as well. But it won't matter should this thread ever get marked as abandoned - as I have stated here #73,388 and in other posts. As for the rest of your post, it is clear you have no idea what you are talking about.
 
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jhose15xs

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https://f95zone.to/attachments/uplo...id]=276&hash=9e25317abcab2ba5b87a629e89417a59
You summed it up properly brother, the craziest part about all of this has got to be the fact that this game has been in development since I was in 6th grade and I graduated back in May... all that time of being worked on just for it to end up dead in the water. I so badly want to hold out for a future update but I'm about out of hopium
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lol, i discover this game in secondary and i recieve my title has engineer two years ago and this is still in the same tech update XD
 
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honestly i want the abandoned tag on this thread not because i think DC cares but because it will piss off his last remaining defenders who are already having a live meltdown judging by the last page
I'd like for this entire thread to be locked down until an update comes out, yet for some reason it ain't happening despite the mods having done so with other threads in the past that devolved into pure shit flinging like this one. If they don't even do that, how much do you think they'll care about adding an Abandoned tag to this place?
 

Ottoeight

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Admins, I'd like to re-submit my idea of being able to put an "Abandoned" tag on people that won't stop bitching over a development of a game that they get for free. Everyone wins. They get their "Abandoned tag" on their profile. And we don't have to hear them bitch with no end in sight.
Abandoned users? :unsure:

Well, they have been abandoned by the false hope of seeing the game going somewhere someday.
 

xmajicx

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I'd like for this entire thread to be locked down until an update comes out, yet for some reason it ain't happening despite the mods having done so with other threads in the past that devolved into pure shit flinging like this one. If they don't even do that, how much do you think they'll care about adding an Abandoned tag to this place?
might as well lock it , no telling how many years ( if at all ) it will be before v20.17 is released
all that is going on now with this game is dark cookie/kompas are working on wallpapers
for over a year the progress has been at 84% and then there is an update but only to push the progress BACK to 75%
WTH ???
the only other thing going on with this game are the so called "LEAKS" on youtube
must really suck for the supporters of this game ; paying dark cookie/kompas money month after month , year after year
for wallpapers and monthly hype for v20.17
 
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Janjaap1

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I'd like for this entire thread to be locked down until an update comes out, yet for some reason it ain't happening despite the mods having done so with other threads in the past that devolved into pure shit flinging like this one. If they don't even do that, how much do you think they'll care about adding an Abandoned tag to this place?
Oh yeah what you have to do with your life then,if you lose your job here.
 
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Cube78

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honestly i want the abandoned tag on this thread [...] because it will piss off his last remaining defenders who are already having a live meltdown judging by the last page
No, it won't. It will reasonally save the thread from some hundred posts asking "is the game abandoned?". :p
Talking about this abandoned game will be easier for the remaining users.

PS: I'm not "a defender" as well. The next release will simply be out when it will be out, and it will be ok.
PS2: if it will never be out it will be ok as well.
 
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Looks like arguments are freshly out, so trying to attack the user is the only option left. Sadge.
 
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