- Mar 20, 2023
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https://f95zone.to/attachments/uplo...id]=276&hash=9e25317abcab2ba5b87a629e89417a59Dark Cookie is living the life man. I think I've found his perfect formular. Be free to add any I missed.
Step 1. Make better that average porn game that caters to incest and harem fans.
Step 2. Keep a consistent update pace and be conversational with your audience, make them think you care.
Step 3. amass a following that spreads the name of your game all over the internet and sings your praises to the heavens.
Step 4. Now that you have your army of sheeple, slow down the update speed and claim that it's for the benefit of the game.
Step 5. Further reduce update speed and focus on menial tasks like wallpapers and live streams, keep the sheeple busy.
Step 6. Milk those fuckers like it's going out of style
Step 7. Profit
You summed it up properly brother, the craziest part about all of this has got to be the fact that this game has been in development since I was in 6th grade and I graduated back in May... all that time of being worked on just for it to end up dead in the water. I so badly want to hold out for a future update but I'm about out of hopium
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