- Sep 28, 2017
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look up mate ligit 1 post up not being rude just sayingMega link is dead, reup pls?
I'm guessing you've never heard of anthophobia then?didn't know plant porn was a thing.
didn't want to know
didn't need to know
will download just so i can spam my friends with this weird shit.
Honestly? I'd have to say you're kind of naive to think that plants are some extreme hardcore shit. Its basically just tentacle porn with added steps. There is some much worse things out there. I've seen...thingsNow I've seen it all...
There were guys on the Internet that had never seen the light of day. They had spanked their meat matchsticks so furiously that all that remained was a small limp flap of skin. Porn wasn't enough anymore, they had to have something even more extreme to be able to get their worn out stump erect. The solution was incest games. That would only suffice for a short time however and to satisfy their chronic masturbation NTR had to enter the picture. After they had watched the neighbour bang their pixelated wifes for the umpteenth time that couldn't get them off either. So now they turned to plant smut...
What's next? I bet soon someone is going to make Calvin & Hobbes porn.
The game is free. Just download of from the Dev's sites listed in the OPsomeone let me know when the link's back up.
Fuck yeah because dryads were created yesterday... Grow up Mr.smartwannabe...Now I've seen it all...
There were guys on the Internet that had never seen the light of day. They had spanked their meat matchsticks so furiously that all that remained was a small limp flap of skin. Porn wasn't enough anymore, they had to have something even more extreme to be able to get their worn out stump erect. The solution was incest games. That would only suffice for a short time however and to satisfy their chronic masturbation NTR had to enter the picture. After they had watched the neighbour bang their pixelated wifes for the umpteenth time that couldn't get them off either. So now they turned to plant smut...
What's next? I bet soon someone is going to make Calvin & Hobbes porn.
I don't know where you get dryads from this game; if you haven't played it, you play as a literal plantoid parasite—a little twigthing with faux naughty bits that kinda-sorta work, but not really.Fuck yeah because dryads were created yesterday... Grow up Mr.smartwannabe...
Do you know dryads are mythological female creatures based on plant-trees right? And they have a heavy sexual context? That's why I name dryads to those moron who thinks plants and sex is something "new"...I don't know where you get dryads from this game; if you haven't played it, you play as a literal plantoid parasite—a little twigthing with faux naughty bits that kinda-sorta work, but not really.
It's kind of like if the distant ancestors of whatever Groot is had a cameo in Splatterhouse.
Fuck yeah because dryads were created yesterday... Grow up Mr.smartwannabe...
Hey, I'm cool and hip to the dendrophiles. I'm saying that any mention of sexualized/sexualizable flora is irrelevant to this "game."Do you know dryads are mythological female creatures based on plant-trees right? And they have a heavy sexual context? That's why I name dryads to those moron who thinks plants and sex is something "new"...
Yeah, and you take the time to answer back. You was talking about the weirdness of plant based creatures on a H-game, so dryads are not plant based mythological creatures to you?I'm sorry that a humorous over 1 year old post triggered you so hard that you felt the need to bring in some completely different mythological creatures into the picture.
New version is out.I need an update so bad Mr.Dev..