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necromater

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Aug 21, 2018
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Hello you boring fucks! Bask in my divine greatness~
Since no one's chit chatting and I'm bored how about some slaps? You guys got 3 choices; Cyber Lifes Matter, Arcade Conundrum, or Irish Whiskey.
Give me something that would make the cunt next door remember that his husband bail the fuck out of her shit
 

necromater

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So did we decided that the page numbers were getting so high so fast that we decided to play in the shadows so the mods don't beat our degenerate ass. Or is the reminder that summer is over minus the fucking heat and we have to go back and deal with the people we hate and chores that make us rethink out live choices every day as we wake up and when we try to sleep code word try because we fall because our mind gives up and we don't rest for shit. Sorry mate it's hard no being down with my wife being well i forgot was a dementor the ones who sucks all joy away leaving only sorrow? because fuck. And then i remember we are gonna be blueballed hard and i just wanna lay down and give up like ronald
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And then i remember my wife is on her days and say fuck that shit is way to hardcore for me.
So are we gonna fight Jared to save jess? because looks like it.
 

necromater

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Change of plans no Irish Whiskey, only Cyber Lovin or Arcade Conundrum, with the switch of Irish Whiskey to The Slaps.
Just something that doesn't suck
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The mood is down it's like the mods casted a hex on the thread because we were way to weird and was spreading to other threads and instead of calling our shit like normal people they went into the dark arts so we don't call them bigots
And no dj khaled i just notice that was an álbum cover XD
 
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necromater

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Bro i was so bored that i did one of the most stupid shit a man can do to a moody geek so i go and Carry my wife yes she Warned me that if i do the dog bed shit again she is making a party with every goth she knows me scared as fuck but with more balls than brain i told her call me biscuit oliva because you are my María. So i left her in the couch a google search later i'm running for my life i regret nothing well till she Johnny caged me then she got a cramp and couldn't move so i call it a draw . And now you know why women live longer than men
 
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Praise the heavenly body that is Mommy 4th! Praise Lady Shadow the truthsayer!
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The shadow sex scene is going to be exquisite!

But on a real note, has been super quiet today. I been a busy bee and Imagine others are as well or just doin whatever else.

Brother RonaldGrand6969 I'll take some Cyber Lovin.
That looks like Nico Bone-ing Valravn (with a strap-on)
 

necromater

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Aug 21, 2018
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Praise the heavenly body that is Mommy 4th! Praise Lady Shadow the truthsayer!
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The shadow sex scene is going to be exquisite!

But on a real note, has been super quiet today. I been a busy bee and Imagine others are as well or just doin whatever else.

Brother RonaldGrand6969 I'll take some Cyber Lovin.
Syther my wife wants me to tell you that if you are afraid of the boss Lady. stockholm syndrome is a hell of a bitch .
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Forget about that if you saw this already.
Syther no. Don't listen to my wife advice fuck
 

Sayajin2205

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Bro i was so bored that i did one of the most stupid shit a man can do to a moody geek so i go and Carry my wife yes she Warned me that if i do the dog bed shit again she is making a party with every goth she knows me scared as fuck but with more balls than brain i told her call me biscuit oliva because you are my María. So i left her in the couch a google search later i'm running for my life i regret nothing well till she Johnny caged me then she got a cramp and couldn't move so i call it a draw . And now you know why women live longer than men
You and your wife behave more like siblings :ROFLMAO:
 

necromater

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:unsure: i don't know but you are into something i have a brother and a sister that i know :cautious: you know the joke about the you have siblings you don't know ? Well that ain't a joke.point being i don't have a good relationship with my siblings not Having the same mother does that. And my wife family is full of mean women fuck when i first knew them they believed i was a male escort :confused: boy is a sad thing when even your family don't have faith in your social skills so yeah my wife and i are a couple of weirdos we get that a lot but who cares ? Life is hard gotta take every drop of joy you can. Also don't leave your phone unlocked even if you have nothing to hide o_O boy i didn't see that coming.

Also we are not the only ones
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We meet this pair on a con for married couples, boy everything have a con this days. I learned that i had seen nothing yet and my wife that she wasn't using her full potential boy there was even a furry couples box if you feel you would like to go furrything XD. People are weird :confused: and i mean demi weird
 
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Gtdead

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There's also this joke about the father who doesn't let his son have sexual relationships with most of the village girls because he claims they are his daughters.

So the son tells his mother about it and she replies that it's OK because that guy is not his real father.
 
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