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You guys keep talking about this sex, but no one explains what it is. What is this sex? Never heard of it.
Yeah, sounds like Kirito :LOL:
In fact, Kirito lived as a recluse, and then he got into the game at the age of 14. No one told him about sex. Just like Asuna. But Asuna received sex education from Oberon in a timely manner, and Kirito remained uneducated in this matter. Asuna's memories were erased and she continued to live with Kirito. Although in the first part it was already clear that Asuna was dissatisfied when she used toys. Then Inoda, the master of sports in sex without rules, appeared and showed Asuna the world of big sex. And Kirito didn't even scratch himself. Lol.

And no desire for sex, at the beginning of the game Asuna herself tells him, says that it's time for them to do it, because he has a lot accumulated. Although in the game itself he seems to be not deprived of such desires
Well, because what could be easier than to cum and fall asleep in 30 seconds? Nothing complicated at all. Even for Kirito
 
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In fact, Kirito lived as a recluse, and then he got into the game at the age of 14. No one told him about sex. Just like Asuna. But Asuna received sex education from Oberon in a timely manner, and Kirito remained uneducated in this matter. Asuna's memories were erased and she continued to live with Kirito. Although in the first part it was already clear that Asuna was dissatisfied when she used toys. Then Inoda, the master of sports in sex without rules, appeared and showed Asuna the world of big sex. And Kirito didn't even scratch himself. Lol.


Well, because what could be easier than to cum and fall asleep in 30 seconds? Nothing complicated at all. Even for Kirito
Jokes aside, they’re just a dysfunctional couple; they can’t figure things out. Period. You see him interacting with others, and he’s not opposed to trying things out—on the contrary. But with Asuna, it will never happen because there will always be an excuse to just do nothing.
 
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What's much sadder is that in their 4 years of relationship they only had sex 6 times. You could say that Kirito was almost frigid.
It is much sadder than that if you use Asuna's stats as the truth of this game. This is her stat at the beginning of Part 1 which means this is before she interacted with Inoda.
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This means she only had sex with Kirito 5 times and only orgasmed twice. It could have happened during one of the 20 times she masterbated. So yeah even before Inoda she did not have much a happy sex life.

Now it gets does get slightly better. In the beginning of Part 2 before Kirito unlocks her true stats in the shrine is this:
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I assuming this is her stats with Kirito alone. No Inoda and Oberon. This means they had a lot more sex and she had a lot more orgasms. But it also means they never kissed again. It is also kinda fun their sexual journey together. Besides kissing and HJ once in a while, all they do is sex, no other activities. Since I think we only saw Kirito and Asuna had sex once or twice in Part 1, I assume all the sex they had was after Lustiful Night. I wonder if Asuna was trying to overwrite that event with Kirito?

Numbers are fun! :BootyTime:
 

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It is much sadder than that if you use Asuna's stats as the truth of this game. This is her stat at the beginning of Part 1 which means this is before she interacted with Inoda.
View attachment 4436863
This means she only had sex with Kirito 5 times and only orgasmed twice. It could have happened during one of the 20 times she masterbated. So yeah even before Inoda she did not have much a happy sex life.

Now it gets does get slightly better. In the beginning of Part 2 before Kirito unlocks her true stats in the shrine is this:
View attachment 4436872
I assuming this is her stats with Kirito alone. No Inoda and Oberon. This means they had a lot more sex and she had a lot more orgasms. But it also means they never kissed again. It is also kinda fun their sexual journey together. Besides kissing and HJ once in a while, all they do is sex, no other activities. Since I think we only saw Kirito and Asuna had sex once or twice in Part 1, I assume all the sex they had was after Lustiful Night. I wonder if Asuna was trying to overwrite that event with Kirito?

Numbers are fun! :BootyTime:
At this point, we can agree the numbers mean nothing; the Oberon retcon makes it all questionable. Her orgasm count should be way higher
 
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Jokes aside, they’re just a dysfunctional couple; they can’t figure things out. Period. You see him interacting with others, and he’s not opposed to trying things out—on the contrary. But with Asuna, it will never happen because there will always be an excuse to just do nothing.
Well, personally, I was surprised why Fujino decided to change Asuna's character in this way as the story progressed. In the first part and at the beginning of the second, she looked like the original Asuna - active, smart, making plans for the future together with Kirito. But the further the second part went, the more Asuna became too passive and hypocritical. As if sex had deprived her of any aspirations. Perhaps this is a hint of what Oberon was doing to her, or just Fujino decided that the original Asuna did not fit into the plot of the parody. :confused:
 
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Well, personally, I was surprised why Fujino decided to change Asuna's character in this way as the story progressed. In the first part and at the beginning of the second, she looked like the original Asuna - active, smart, making plans for the future together with Kirito. But the further the second part went, the more Asuna became too passive and hypocritical. As if sex had deprived her of any aspirations. Perhaps this is a hint of what Oberon was doing to her, or just Fujino decided that the original Asuna did not fit into the plot of the parody. :confused:
Yeah, their everyday couple interactions were alright back in Part 1, but they still never solved any issues; that's what I'm talking about.
 
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Every Monday is like a holiday. The whole family opens a bottle of champagne, and then goes to set off fireworks. :ROFLMAO:
This week went by surprisingly fast.

- add 1-3cg for Asuna's event on Monday
- 2cg for Sinon
- finish Tuesday's context before fog
And maybe Liz or Alice event, but unlikely
It is much sadder than that if you use Asuna's stats as the truth of this game. This is her stat at the beginning of Part 1 which means this is before she interacted with Inoda.
View attachment 4436863
This means she only had sex with Kirito 5 times and only orgasmed twice. It could have happened during one of the 20 times she masterbated. So yeah even before Inoda she did not have much a happy sex life.

Now it gets does get slightly better. In the beginning of Part 2 before Kirito unlocks her true stats in the shrine is this:
View attachment 4436872
I assuming this is her stats with Kirito alone. No Inoda and Oberon. This means they had a lot more sex and she had a lot more orgasms. But it also means they never kissed again. It is also kinda fun their sexual journey together. Besides kissing and HJ once in a while, all they do is sex, no other activities. Since I think we only saw Kirito and Asuna had sex once or twice in Part 1, I assume all the sex they had was after Lustiful Night. I wonder if Asuna was trying to overwrite that event with Kirito?

Numbers are fun! :BootyTime:
I wrote about this, I just added their sex at the beginning of the game as the 6th in a row. And about the statistics, it’s obvious that she’s only with Kirito:LOL:
 
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It is much sadder than that if you use Asuna's stats as the truth of this game. This is her stat at the beginning of Part 1 which means this is before she interacted with Inoda.
View attachment 4436863
This means she only had sex with Kirito 5 times and only orgasmed twice. It could have happened during one of the 20 times she masterbated. So yeah even before Inoda she did not have much a happy sex life.

Now it gets does get slightly better. In the beginning of Part 2 before Kirito unlocks her true stats in the shrine is this:
View attachment 4436872
I assuming this is her stats with Kirito alone. No Inoda and Oberon. This means they had a lot more sex and she had a lot more orgasms. But it also means they never kissed again. It is also kinda fun their sexual journey together. Besides kissing and HJ once in a while, all they do is sex, no other activities. Since I think we only saw Kirito and Asuna had sex once or twice in Part 1, I assume all the sex they had was after Lustiful Night. I wonder if Asuna was trying to overwrite that event with Kirito?

Numbers are fun! :BootyTime:
It's not hard to believe. It's possible that having sex with Kirito after a Lustiful Night, Asuna was trying to stifle her conscience. Which means that back then she wasn't as passive aggressive towards Kirito as she is now. But this is a weak theory, maybe these numbers mean something, or maybe they were just randomly written by Fujino.
 
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This week went by surprisingly fast.

- add 1-3cg for Asuna's event on Monday
- 2cg for Sinon
- finish Tuesday's context before fog
And maybe Liz or Alice event, but unlikely

I wrote about this, I just added their sex at the beginning of the game as the 6th in a row. And about the statistics, it’s obvious that she’s only with Kirito:LOL:
Last time, Fujino wrote that he only added 5 CG for the battle. He usually uses about 10 CG for battle events, I think in the next report or later, Fujino should add more CG for the battle. There are 3 more reports and 2 weeks ahead. I wonder on what day this update will end, Monday Tuesday or Wednesday, and whether there will be any event for Suguha, more than 1-2 CG on Sunday.
 
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At this point, we can agree the numbers mean nothing; the Oberon retcon makes it all questionable. Her orgasm count should be way higher
Since these stats were made way before the Oberon retcon so it could be used as stats for Asuna's activities with Kirito alone.

I wrote about this, I just added their sex at the beginning of the game as the 6th in a row. And about the statistics, it’s obvious that she’s only with Kirito:LOL:
Yea but with the additional data of she only climaxed twice and masterbated 20 times makes the 5 sex times with Kirito even funnier or sadder depending on how you look at it.

It's not hard to believe. It's possible that having sex with Kirito after a Luscious Night, Asuna was trying to stifle her conscience. Which means that back then she wasn't as passive aggressive towards Kirito as she is now. But this is a weak theory, maybe these numbers mean something, or maybe they were just randomly written by Fujino.
Maybe both. They are random numbers Fujino made up but they don't seem to go against the scenes with Kirito we saw in Part 1. Except for all the extra sex seems weird. Numbers in games should mean something. These stats are only fun if they reflect what has happened in the game. At least this theory has numbers backing it up so it is stronger than most other theories here! :WeSmart:
 

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It is much sadder than that if you use Asuna's stats as the truth of this game. This is her stat at the beginning of Part 1 which means this is before she interacted with Inoda.
View attachment 4436863
This means she only had sex with Kirito 5 times and only orgasmed twice. It could have happened during one of the 20 times she masterbated. So yeah even before Inoda she did not have much a happy sex life.

Now it gets does get slightly better. In the beginning of Part 2 before Kirito unlocks her true stats in the shrine is this:
View attachment 4436872
I assuming this is her stats with Kirito alone. No Inoda and Oberon. This means they had a lot more sex and she had a lot more orgasms. But it also means they never kissed again. It is also kinda fun their sexual journey together. Besides kissing and HJ once in a while, all they do is sex, no other activities. Since I think we only saw Kirito and Asuna had sex once or twice in Part 1, I assume all the sex they had was after Lustiful Night. I wonder if Asuna was trying to overwrite that event with Kirito?

Numbers are fun! :BootyTime:
Damn, I didn't read the second part of the post. Doesn't that sound like her overall stats after the first part. But 19 sex, and 0 blowjobs breaks that assumption, another 27 orgasms.
Strange statistics coming out
 

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Maybe both. They are random numbers Fujino made up but they don't seem to go against the scenes with Kirito we saw in Part 1. Except for all the extra sex seems weird. Numbers in games should mean something. These stats are only fun if they reflect what has happened in the game. At least this theory has numbers backing it up so it is stronger than most other theories here! :WeSmart:
It seems that Fujino doesn't do anything for nothing in this game, but it's a little scary how much Fujino himself is immersed in this game, that even the numbers in the statistics are set for a reason. So that people like us on this forum can count the number of times Asuna had sex off-screen, between the first and second parts of the game. And they thought, did she get orgasms with Kirito or with toys? :ROFLMAO:
 

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Last time, Fujino wrote that he only added 5 CG for the battle. He usually uses about 10 CG for battle events, I think in the next report or later, Fujino should add more CG for the battle. There are 3 more reports and 2 weeks ahead. I wonder on what day this update will end, Monday Tuesday or Wednesday, and whether there will be any event for Suguha, more than 1-2 CG on Sunday.
It's just that he usually adds graphics for events after he writes about the event in the report. And here he added the Sinon event, but still hasn't added graphics in two reports.
And it's not very clear where the graphics from the preview from Sunday or Monday are from. After all, in the battle scenes she is in her regular outfit
or 2cg of Inoda's ass in close-up
Isn't this what everyone here has been waiting for weeks?:unsure::ROFLMAO:
 
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Yea but with the additional data of she only climaxed twice and masterbated 20 times makes the 5 sex times with Kirito even funnier or sadder depending on how you look at it.
It seems that Fujino doesn't do anything for nothing in this game, but it's a little scary how much Fujino himself is immersed in this game, that even the numbers in the statistics are set for a reason. So that people like us on this forum can count the number of times Asuna had sex off-screen, between the first and second parts of the game. And they thought, did she get orgasms with Kirito or with toys? :ROFLMAO:
How much time has passed since the first part?
 

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It seems that Fujino doesn't do anything for nothing in this game, but it's a little scary how much Fujino himself is immersed in this game, that even the numbers in the statistics are set for a reason. So that people like us on this forum can count the number of times Asuna had sex off-screen, between the first and second parts of the game. And they thought, did she get orgasms with Kirito or with toys? :ROFLMAO:
Kinda, it’s still wrong since we know her stats represent all activities, whether she’s aware or not. Logically, the Oberon interaction should’ve been added after visiting the shrine for the first time, but I guess Fujino just didn’t plan to retcon this part back then and never went back to correct it.
 

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It's just that he usually adds graphics for events after he writes about the event in the report. And here he added the Sinon event, but still hasn't added graphics in two reports.
And it's not very clear where the graphics from the preview from Sunday or Monday are from. After all, in the battle scenes she is in her regular outfit

Isn't this what everyone here has been waiting for weeks?:unsure::ROFLMAO:
actually that's Inoda's face, because he has an ass face
 

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and as usual I'm getting anxious for Monday's report, you never know what preview Fujino will put up, as long as it doesn't make my blood run cold
 
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